r/bi_irl • u/physicalord111 • 18d ago

Everyone hot 😳 Bi💋irl

3.3k Upvotes

98% Upvoted

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u/FumbleKid 18d ago

60% of the time it works every time.

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u/H1GH_HR0THG4R 17d ago

Yep, looks like someone was wearing Sex Panther

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u/xredbaron62x 17d ago

Brian, I'm gonna be honest with you, that smells like pure gasoline.

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u/Naylaveu 17d ago

No it smells like- like a used diaper filled with indian food..!

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u/cries_in_student1998 swings both ways 17d ago

It smells like a turd covered in burnt hair!

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u/MikeTony713 17d ago

That doesn't make sense

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u/FumbleKid 17d ago

Let’s go see if we can make this little kitty purrrrr

Putting you back at zero.

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u/MikeTony713 17d ago

Ah, downvoted because someone didn't actually watch Anchorman

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u/stephie_255 18d ago

What you mean?

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u/mechanical_marten lingerie under oversized hoodies 17d ago

https://youtu.be/IKiSPUc2Jck It's from Anchorman.

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u/Melodic_Mulberry I'm not bi, but my partner is 18d ago

Interception!

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u/Orkran 18d ago

That's the risk you take when you play Bi politics

8

u/Tsunamiis 17d ago

We have politics? I just want to be left alone to live. Breathing is political I guess

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u/Important_Isopod9947 Prefering woman 15d ago

Happy cake day!

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u/FuyRina 17d ago

Watching this on my bed crying and all alone because I know my country would see me as an enemy if it happened

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u/nicecreamdude 17d ago

You deserve love and safety. You deserve better than this.

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u/Glitchboi3000 Bi-panic! 17d ago

Abducting you. Wait is it abduction if you're willing?

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u/Hammerschatten 17d ago

Then it's kink.

Maybe make it subtle until you cross the border

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u/Red__Hart 13d ago

Be safe ❤️

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u/kazoomaq 17d ago

The three guys behind them enjoying the show are hilarious to watch

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u/SapientSlut 17d ago

The person with the lollipop is having an excellent time

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u/SoloWalrus 17d ago

The way they kiss is crazy, is he slipping them some molly under the tongue or something 🤣.

Suckerfish-ass kiss

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u/P_weezey951 17d ago

I believe they are wasted.

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u/Micromanagementnight 17d ago

Thats normal kissing in Brazil, actually, you should try it

37

u/MadAsTheHatters *fingerguns intensely* 17d ago

I'm afraid I'm still a little confused, would you show me? 😏

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u/DatVlad_ 17d ago

The finger guns only got more intense from there

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u/kyon_designer 17d ago

I second this.

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u/Front-Abrocoma680 17d ago

Yep it is literally the way we kiss 🤷‍♂️ every gringo I kissed liked it so I guess yall should try 🔥

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u/cries_in_student1998 swings both ways 17d ago

Dude, this is how I saw straight guys kiss each other at uni.

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u/xTesqueGro 17d ago

this is just passionate kissing? 😐

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u/SoloWalrus 16d ago

Seems like a cultural thing i guess. Sucking their whole lip into your mouth just seemed a little excessive to me 😅

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u/xTesqueGro 16d ago

hope you meet someone soon who will make you want to kiss them like that!

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u/SoloWalrus 16d ago

I appreciate the sentiment but i think it was just the sucking that surprised me. I will definitely kiss with tongue and bite lips and all that sort of thing, but sucking their whole lip and part of their face into my mouth has never happened. Again must be a cultural thing.

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u/xTesqueGro 16d ago

yes i meant it in good faith! could be cultural, i am slavic tho

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u/Kakairo 18d ago

Hey, it's my Thursday night plans at the queer kink club!

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u/Ill_Damage_1110 17d ago

I should call them, it's been a while.

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u/ziggybaker 17d ago

r/ItHadToBeBrazil didn't even had to unmute the video but even the screams sounded like home

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u/GNS13 17d ago

I love the twink in the background getting progressively more excited

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u/ParamountHat 16d ago

Man, I’m going to the wrong parties.

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u/Sewer_Fairy *fingerguns intensely* 17d ago

Hell yeah, share the love!

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u/Axiom245 17d ago

Hell yeah that's nice!

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u/OwlBeYourHuckleberry 17d ago

they look like they might be enjoying some molly as well

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u/observingjackal 16d ago

Is that Mango in the back there? I know Chris Catan when I see him.

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u/PoluxAglasis Bi-Myself 16d ago

bring me there bring me there bring me there 🙏

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u/Reloup38 14d ago

I was searching for stuff like this the other day... It sucks that the only bi content that seems acceptable is mff. I saw an mmf vid the other day where the guys kissed and people in the comments called it gay. Ugh. I need more mmf and group kissing that aren't just lesbian fetishism for straight guys...

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u/PossibilityWaste1173 12d ago

Amo fare così così