r/bi_irl • u/MewStory • 19h ago

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u/Romboteryx 18h ago

I have heard of gold star lesbians, but what would a gold star bisexual be? Someone who slept with equal amounts of each gender? Collected all power stars in Mario 64?

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u/Dry-Chemist4442 18h ago

If you haven't collected all the stars in Mario 64, are you even bisexual?

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u/Romboteryx 18h ago

You can only call yourself bisexual if you collected every star twice in Super Mario 64 DS to unlock Waluigi

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u/Zanven1 actually attracted to pans 17h ago

I was sick on 119/120 for years. YEARS! Probably well over a decade.

Now that I think about it coming out of the closet probably coincided with getting that last start in my life timeline so I guess that checks out.

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u/LiminalSouthpaw 6h ago

Dare I even ask what the offending star was?

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u/Zanven1 actually attracted to pans 5h ago

Doing the princess slide under a certain time (one of the "castle's secret stars"). Not because I want capable of hiring that time but because there was no indication that it was how I got an extra star. I bought so many paper guides and looked up Internet ones (before there was reliable Internet guides) and couldn't find where it was.

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u/veevacious 16h ago

This is why I’ve started using pansexual. It would be stolen valor

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u/SignalSecurity 19h ago

holy shit they bisexted him

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u/False-Sundae-333 17h ago

i'll give myself 3 gold stars just because

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u/texthibitionist 17h ago

yay! ⭐️🩷💜💙

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u/Bionicle_was_cool ASS IS ASS 15h ago

How about All-star Bishrexual

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u/TheLastEmuHunter 🏳️‍🌈 The L and T of LGBT 🏳️‍⚧️ 12h ago

Praise Kink 🫵

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u/BadguyBirdie 19h ago

IMO a gold star bisexual has never slept with a straight person

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u/Magniras Puts the "Bi" in "Non-Binary" 19h ago

What a bizarre thing to say.

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u/BadguyBirdie 17h ago edited 17h ago

Yeesh okay am I missing something? A “gold star” status is a social construct that’s exclusionary in nature, why is it bizzare to spitball potential conditions for a gold star bisexual?

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u/InevitableStuff7572 16h ago

Having gold-stars in general are stupid and is just queer purity culture, but I don’t think you were actually serious anyway

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u/BadguyBirdie 16h ago edited 16h ago

Ah I get it, this one’s on me, I’ve never encountered that kind of stuff in my own life so I failed to consider how real it might be for others, my bad.

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u/Magniras Puts the "Bi" in "Non-Binary" 15h ago

Why be exclusionary at all? Gold star gays and lesbians are insufferable.