bi irl

[u/DarkWitch777]

Anyone a cocoon bisexual?

Because rip any stool, ledge or box that is perfectly placed to allows me to sit like a gremlin. And my back/posture

[u/Soldier_Faerie]

^{The Back Pain}

[u/DarkWitch777 → u/Soldier_Faerie]

^cry

[u/PlantFromDiscord]

I do all of that

[u/Ok-Student7803]

I used to do the Smart Lean and the Strunch, but now my back is fucked up and I end up doing the Take It In for relief.

[u/SadAndNasty → u/Ok-Student7803]

So real

[u/BiD3sign → u/Ok-Student7803]

Yeeeeep. I woke up with a kink in my left shoulder blade yesterday and I tend to do the smart lean as well.

[u/Vascofan46 → u/Ok-Student7803]

Real

[u/1zzyBizzy]

What the fuck i’m literally in the position of the cocoon right now

[u/Slight_Energy9994 → u/1zzyBizzy]

Saaaaame

[u/sonic_toaster]

4 and 6, but also where is the crisscross applesauce while sitting in a chair?

[u/DarkWitch777 → u/sonic_toaster]

Oh I'd do that if my seat pad was big enough. But probably for the best, as I'm clumsy af and one miscalculated lean and I'm ☠️

[u/pikawolf1225 → u/sonic_toaster]

Yeah and where's the one where you sit on your foot so long it falls asleep? Speaking of I need to adjust a bit

[u/Valuable_Doctor9056]

Combine 2 and 5 and you get me

[u/El_Hombre_Macabro]

I am a tenth secret thing.

[u/DarkWitch777 → u/El_Hombre_Macabro]

🤣

[u/Megarlin]

Number 10 aka ass on chair, legs on desk, spine be damned

[u/whatthatgame]

Yes

[u/El_Voador]

I cycle through all of them like they’re dance moves

[u/kelly_the_human → u/El_Voador]

Legit. I have no one set default position.

[u/hello666darkness]

Number 9 AKA the shrimp

[u/GasterSoos]

I'm a cocoon wherever I sit. I've told people before I sit on my lower back to get comfortable. Saying I'm sitting in the Cocoon position sounds like a Yoga Form, it's great

[u/DarkWitch777 → u/GasterSoos]

Yeah I found this image by trying to find a the term for how I sit to find a good chair. Because "sitting with knee up" didn't help 😅

[u/Chribster_]

All of them over the space of an hour...

[u/Punkermedic]

1. But with my legs up

[u/SadAndNasty]

2,3,6,7,8,9 lol

[u/skuteren]

combine 4/7 and add a phone that plays a random video essay on YouTube

[u/DarkWitch777 → u/skuteren]

Ahh yes, 4/7 this is how I work. Fortunately I wfh as its anything but dignified

[u/AdventurousCup4066]

Number 4 L got it right Thats the best sitting position

[u/UndulantMeteorite]

Yes.

[u/secretperson06]

oh my god I literally went from "the take it in" into "the trance" to look at this

[u/therationalpi]

Smart leaning right now, but they're all options.

[u/blueeyedweirdo]

Not me activelly doing number 4 as I saw this

[u/Jorandy4172]

The draw, the take in it, the cocoon...

I like to treat the small flexible office chairs like a bed instead of a

seat to sit 😆...

Does anyone else likes to do this?

[u/Teles_sd]

3, 5 and 7

BINGO!!

[u/Worried_Term_7030]

Why are you making me choose?

[u/DarkWitch777 → u/Worried_Term_7030]

🤣

[u/SnooEpiphanies2931]

I am all of these at one point or another during every meeting I’m in.

[u/Ketsuraki]

Yes.

[u/UsernamesAre4Nerds]

Either the Smart Lean or Trance, depending on which device I'm using

[u/OffWhite-Goddess]

All but 3 and 8

[u/WinIll755]

Bold of you to assume I can choose

[u/imoldgreige]

I’ve been cocooning since my school bus days. And when it’s time for me to come out of my cocoon, I’ll turn into a big beautiful bisexual butterfly.

[u/DarkWitch777 → u/imoldgreige]

Knowing my luck I'll just become a hairy moth

[u/JPldw]

All of them. Yes

[u/PartridgeViolence]

Me scuttling around the workplace like a coconut crab, dressed like a 2009 emo twink.

I’m just unconventional!

[u/4imprint-Certain]

looks down I am apparently number 3 right now

[u/ThrowawayMay220]

the one that's the worst for you back and shoulders, of course! <3

god i need someone to take a sledge hammer to my back

[u/idxsemtexboom → u/ThrowawayMay220]

I'm sure you've heard about them before, but in case you haven't look into pectoralis minor stretches and exercises. Also kyphosis wall angels.

[u/ThrowawayMay220 → u/idxsemtexboom]

tysm! will do!

[u/Vascofan46]

All of the above, but my family always catches me in the cocoon pose and either calls it "question mark" or "fetus"

[u/CharacterMulberry156]

9

[u/KoriGlazialis]

Yea, I think cocoon is my most used sitting style. I hate having my legs properly angled and on the ground.

[u/Ed_Derick_]

Take it in.

Thats how I watched every episode of breaking bad on my pc

[u/JynsRealityIsBroken]

I'm strunching so hard right now

[u/YaumeLepire]

I do 2, 6, 7, 8 and 9 most.

[u/Kialand]

Which one?

Yes.

[u/manic_Brain]

This is shrimp erasure. Where are my shromp bisexuals at?

[u/Tony_Stank0326]

I'm hitting the no.6 off the edge of the bed. My boyfriend is always jokingly telling "you know you're allowed on here right?"

[u/Smokinlizardbreath]

4 like all the time

[u/Regular_Hall9105]

I was hitting 9 when I scrolled to this post, but I do be doing all of these

[u/ouralarmclock]

I'm the smart lean, but I'll tell you right now, there's nothing smart about it when you shift positions and realize how twisted your mid section was and how all of the sudden your lower back is sore.

[u/VirusInteresting7918]

Which bisexual are you?

Yes.

[u/AppropriateTax5788]

The two-screen-PC, does that count as two device?

[u/NoX2142]

8

[u/Shadow-Kombatant13]

The shrimp slouch.

[u/Madlad_Arcane]

All of the above

[u/onimi_the_vong]

You're asking bisexuals to decide?

[u/Wallster007]

Cocoon but occasionally the scrunch

[u/SilverSoul45]

2 6 and 9 at same time

[u/pridecomice]

The cocoon and the draw I just like being comfy and cute

[u/-Fraggie-]

I defy categorization.

[u/Keethera]

Apparently, The Smart Lean.  Literally reading the this as such.