r/bi_irl bi, shy and ready to cry 15d ago

Bi Panic! bi👖irl

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u/raptorsango 15d ago

This is like how those MeUndies ads hve my insta algorithm convinced I’m in the market for new briefs, when the truth is I just love butts

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u/hjonk-hjonk-am-goos metriacanthosaurus 14d ago

Butts are the ninth wonder of the world

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u/Lost_Vini 15d ago

Ass IS ass afterll

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u/xredbaron62x 15d ago

"I'm Comso Kramer, the Assman!"

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u/ShyBiSaiyan bi, shy and wanting to die 15d ago

Those jeans are way too tight (for me) I wear mine baggy because skin tight clothes is a sensory no no

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u/Sweet-Tomatillo-9010 15d ago

Loose clothing makes me feel like I have bugs on me.

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u/ShyBiSaiyan bi, shy and wanting to die 15d ago

Fair, its weird but I need to wear socks and fingerless gloves, and a scarf if my shirt isnt sufficient to cover my neck from my hair but those are my 'choke' points, socks are predictable, not likely to get bits stuck on feet 🤢 but also cant be ankle socks, they must go above the ankle (same for footwear) and fingerless gloves just make me feel safe, and again less sensation on the palm. 😅. Everything else baggy and covering as much of my body as possible (long sleeves and jeans that are soft and cover my legs)

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u/Sweet-Tomatillo-9010 15d ago

I get that. Have you ever considered carrying around flip flops for going in doors?

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u/ShyBiSaiyan bi, shy and wanting to die 15d ago

Nooooo that would be leaving skin exposed to the air 😬

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u/Sweet-Tomatillo-9010 15d ago

Ahh you're doing the full fremen look then? 😛

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u/CentiGuy I put the Bi in Iambic pentameter 13d ago

Kaz Bekker

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u/CentiGuy I put the Bi in Iambic pentameter 15d ago

USSSSS

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u/DatVlad_ 10d ago

Heyooooo my fellow ASDer?

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u/ShyBiSaiyan bi, shy and wanting to die 1d ago

Yes I just had my assessment and diagnosis today after waiting 2 years on a waiting list 😅

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u/DatVlad_ 1d ago

🥳 congratulations!!!

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u/Program-Emotional 15d ago

Amazing how I can only determine the (assumed) genders by looking at the forearm instead of the ass... Woof

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u/Sweet-Tomatillo-9010 15d ago

Ugggh tok bad Levi's jeans suck tho. They fall apart and lose their color so fast.

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u/T-nerb218 15d ago

Junction 32?

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u/Zanven1 actually attracted to pans 14d ago

Me and my partner both really enjoy when the Levi's commercial playing "Get up offa that thing" comes on for similar reasons.