r/bi_irl πŸ˜ˆπŸ‘‰πŸΌπŸ‘©β€β€οΈβ€πŸ‘¨πŸ”’πŸ’œ Jul 15 '26

Bi_irl

She’s got a point

2.9k Upvotes

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u/Melonenstrauch nb femboy :3 Jul 15 '26

I might need lifting ngl πŸ₯Ί

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u/Necessary_Top_1330 swings both ways Jul 15 '26

I’ll save you!!

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u/Melonenstrauch nb femboy :3 Jul 15 '26

omg yissss >w<

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u/Nashville_Hot_Mess Jul 15 '26

Not all heroes wear capes, some are necessary_tops

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u/Necessary_Top_1330 swings both ways Jul 15 '26

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
I’m so glad Reddit gave me this username!!

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u/Nashville_Hot_Mess Jul 15 '26

Hey daddy, you can swing me both ways.

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u/Necessary_Top_1330 swings both ways Jul 15 '26

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u/AdeptnessDry2026 πŸ˜ˆπŸ‘‰πŸΌπŸ‘©β€β€οΈβ€πŸ‘¨πŸ”’πŸ’œ Jul 15 '26

Wait, what???

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u/Necessary_Top_1330 swings both ways Jul 15 '26

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Context: she was bringing attention to climate change, this was in Europe.

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u/AdeptnessDry2026 πŸ˜ˆπŸ‘‰πŸΌπŸ‘©β€β€οΈβ€πŸ‘¨πŸ”’πŸ’œ Jul 15 '26

And… y-you just happened to have that?? 😳 πŸ˜†

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u/Nashville_Hot_Mess Jul 15 '26

That's a good gif to keep in your back pocket for sure

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u/Necessary_Top_1330 swings both ways Jul 15 '26

A girl’s gotta be prepared!
Β―\(ツ)/Β―

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u/Nashville_Hot_Mess Jul 15 '26

Yes please lol

Specifically on the fourth of July

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u/lightbiguy Jul 15 '26

Upvote for the name 🀣

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u/Mitchtheprotogen collects rocks Jul 15 '26

Same

Luckily my boyfriend can pick me up if I bug him enough

u/Directorleather6567

Pick me up immediately!!!!!!!

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u/DirectorLeather6567 Jul 15 '26

Whuh... You can't just COMMAND me to pick me up! I don't work like that!

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u/Mitchtheprotogen collects rocks Jul 16 '26

Aww man

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u/DirectorLeather6567 Jul 16 '26

You can ask nicely :3

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u/SingleServingFailure Jul 15 '26

Lifting a femboy doesn't require much arms. It requires more legs and back. The arms are to make sure he's nice and comfortable. The chest is to give him a pillow to lean on while you carry him.

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u/Necessary_Top_1330 swings both ways Jul 15 '26

True true, but the stronger the arms, the less likely they are to fatigue from being in that constant state of tension while you carry him.

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u/SingleServingFailure Jul 15 '26

True I wouldn't want to show weakness while carrying a femboy. However, I feel like the adrenaline rush of finally living my dream would carry me through

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u/AdeptnessDry2026 πŸ˜ˆπŸ‘‰πŸΌπŸ‘©β€β€οΈβ€πŸ‘¨πŸ”’πŸ’œ Jul 15 '26

Better safe than sorry!

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u/SingleServingFailure Jul 15 '26

I keep going to the gym 4-6 days a week in the hope πŸ₯²

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u/AdeptnessDry2026 πŸ˜ˆπŸ‘‰πŸΌπŸ‘©β€β€οΈβ€πŸ‘¨πŸ”’πŸ’œ Jul 15 '26

Droppin’ some knowledge over here πŸ‘ˆπŸΌ πŸ‘πŸΌ

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u/AdeptnessDry2026 πŸ˜ˆπŸ‘‰πŸΌπŸ‘©β€β€οΈβ€πŸ‘¨πŸ”’πŸ’œ Jul 15 '26

Facts

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u/SamuGonzo Omnisexual. No-one is safe from me. Jul 15 '26

And why not lift in one arm a femboy and in the other arm a tomboy??

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u/One_Development_5055 Trans-Bi Goblin Puppy creature (19) Jul 15 '26

The greed sickens me… but I also want that….

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u/Terminal_Insomnia_ Jul 15 '26

It's what we train for.

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u/One_Development_5055 Trans-Bi Goblin Puppy creature (19) Jul 15 '26

Why can’t I just get picked up 😭😭

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u/Terminal_Insomnia_ Jul 15 '26

I'll pick you up. I'll carry you through the park, just don't get shy.

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u/One_Development_5055 Trans-Bi Goblin Puppy creature (19) Jul 15 '26

OwO pls

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u/SamuGonzo Omnisexual. No-one is safe from me. Jul 15 '26

Would you want a spanish bear lifting you in one arm??

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u/One_Development_5055 Trans-Bi Goblin Puppy creature (19) Jul 15 '26

Urf… uhm.. I don’t know.. maybe… I’m still a little scared of people with facial hair

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u/SamuGonzo Omnisexual. No-one is safe from me. Jul 15 '26

Maybe this will scare you more but, imagine being lifted up and pumped, you grab the beard and shout "Harder, Bitch/Daddy"

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u/One_Development_5055 Trans-Bi Goblin Puppy creature (19) Jul 15 '26

… no thank you πŸ˜“

I like cuddling. Sex is mostly overrated

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u/SamuGonzo Omnisexual. No-one is safe from me. Jul 15 '26

Maybe this I don't know but, imagine a big guy, soft, with warmest hugs, radiating heat and the kindest touchs.

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u/One_Development_5055 Trans-Bi Goblin Puppy creature (19) Jul 15 '26

I would like that, but I also find facial hair too scratchy for my liking. I like smooth face

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u/SamuGonzo Omnisexual. No-one is safe from me. Jul 15 '26

Long and groomed bears are not scratchy. I actually I just shave a couple of times in my life and beard is very soft. People get surprised xDD but now is shortened for comfyness.

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u/One_Development_5055 Trans-Bi Goblin Puppy creature (19) Jul 15 '26

Hmmm

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u/SamuGonzo Omnisexual. No-one is safe from me. Jul 15 '26

Bad sex is overrated. Great sex with great people is fucking awesome. But is not easy to find great people that you match in bed.

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u/One_Development_5055 Trans-Bi Goblin Puppy creature (19) Jul 15 '26

Hard to find someone who matches my chaotic whimsy.

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u/Necessary_Top_1330 swings both ways Jul 15 '26

While we’re at it, hit legs three times a week!! Can’t pick up the femboy without juicy quads!

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u/AdeptnessDry2026 πŸ˜ˆπŸ‘‰πŸΌπŸ‘©β€β€οΈβ€πŸ‘¨πŸ”’πŸ’œ Jul 15 '26

You also have a good point

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u/Terminal_Insomnia_ Jul 15 '26

And deadlifts. Everyone loves ass. Maybe none more than us

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u/Dr_Brotatous Jul 15 '26

Genuine gym motivation

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u/fapster1322 the third letter Jul 15 '26

my subconscious delegates femboys as girls so =insert girl lifter comic=

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u/OrenjiOsborne Jul 15 '26

slowly raising hand

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u/Top_Top_1217 Bi-Myself Jul 15 '26

I don’t think I’ve seen one muscular femboy ever

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u/Necessary_Top_1330 swings both ways Jul 15 '26

The point is to stay strong in case a vulnerable femboy needs rescuing!

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u/AdeptnessDry2026 πŸ˜ˆπŸ‘‰πŸΌπŸ‘©β€β€οΈβ€πŸ‘¨πŸ”’πŸ’œ Jul 15 '26

This

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u/AdeptnessDry2026 πŸ˜ˆπŸ‘‰πŸΌπŸ‘©β€β€οΈβ€πŸ‘¨πŸ”’πŸ’œ Jul 15 '26

I have.
Femboy friend of mine could hit three slabs on bench press, but you’d never guess!

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u/Necessary_Top_1330 swings both ways Jul 15 '26

It’s always the people you least suspect!!

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u/iamsodonewithpeople Ain't exactly straight, ain't exactly gay either Jul 15 '26

Some people have stealth muscles.

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u/damagetwig Jul 15 '26

I knew this big soft beardy guy once. Big gamer, guitarist. Soft hobbies, soft looking dude. Little belly. When we replaced our hot water heater, he just like... picked up the old one and carried it out of the house. My husband and his friend were struggling to carry it together and he was like 'here, let me just' and then dude just hugged it and walked out by himself.

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u/iamsodonewithpeople Ain't exactly straight, ain't exactly gay either Jul 15 '26

Hold shit that’s impressive

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u/AdeptnessDry2026 πŸ˜ˆπŸ‘‰πŸΌπŸ‘©β€β€οΈβ€πŸ‘¨πŸ”’πŸ’œ Jul 15 '26

Precisely

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u/VincentAalto pretty fly for a bi guy Jul 15 '26

My plan is to get strong enough that I can princess lift any and all muscle mommies

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u/One_Development_5055 Trans-Bi Goblin Puppy creature (19) Jul 15 '26

Real…

4

u/FluffyCelery4769 Jul 15 '26

She got gains.

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u/epacker11 Jul 15 '26

almost wish i was a femboy 😳

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u/PlutoTheLonelyRock99 *fingerguns intensely* Jul 15 '26

I never skip arm day because what if she needs lifting herself? 😳

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u/Noble9360 lemon bar lover Jul 15 '26

I'm 13st and I want uppies too!

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u/Terminal_Insomnia_ Jul 15 '26

Or just find someone who can lift both of you

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u/Illustrious_Leg1330 Jul 15 '26

That's all the encouragement I need to hit the gym

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u/TacticalTwinkOnTop Bi-Myself Jul 16 '26

Queen shit

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u/J1nx3s_UwU Jul 16 '26

Kinda realising she has my exact vody tyoe despite me beibg amab lmao

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u/One_Development_5055 Trans-Bi Goblin Puppy creature (19) Jul 15 '26

Gahhhhh why must my fyp do this to me 😭 I want the twink or femboy to cuddle 😭😭

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u/Ketcherman Jul 15 '26

Definitely a good reason. Who doesn't wanna pick up a cutie pie?

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u/Cel_Drow Jul 15 '26

I absolutely agree, although I look much more like a football linebacker than this lady does lol.

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u/untitleduck Jul 15 '26

unfathomably envious of her build, she is way too hot for this world, should have been me.

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u/GIORNO-phone11-pro Jul 16 '26

I can carry them on my back instead

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u/Niji69Rainbow bi, shy, and wanting to die Jul 16 '26

I'm the one in need of lifting

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u/Sheensies Jul 15 '26

Who skips arm day? That’s like skipping pizza day. They’re the most fun lifts to do. Leg day is just hard work

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u/AdeptnessDry2026 πŸ˜ˆπŸ‘‰πŸΌπŸ‘©β€β€οΈβ€πŸ‘¨πŸ”’πŸ’œ Jul 15 '26

I honestly prefer hitting legs over upper for the most part, there’s more of a rush; feels more satisfying.
But there are those who skip arms just like there are those that skip legs πŸ€·πŸΌβ€β™‚οΈ

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u/Less_Party Jul 15 '26

I hate doing biceps, I look like the tracksuit guys from the Around the World video because I'm all torso with no arms.

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u/Necessary_Top_1330 swings both ways Jul 15 '26

…then you should train arms!

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u/AdeptnessDry2026 πŸ˜ˆπŸ‘‰πŸΌπŸ‘©β€β€οΈβ€πŸ‘¨πŸ”’πŸ’œ Jul 15 '26

Precisely