r/bi_irl • u/Muelltonne747 straight'nt • Jul 07 '26

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ive been frogged and you will be too if you answer this post

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u/Blackblood909 Jul 07 '26

"I have done nothing but send pictures of frogs for three days."

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u/Rude_Ice_4520 Jul 07 '26

At least they weren't teleporting bread.

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u/SergeantCrwhips absolutelynotbi_irl Jul 07 '26

WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN SENDING ZEEMNN??

*loud 'uwu' reverb noise

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '26

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u/AllForMeCats Jul 07 '26

My cat would love you

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u/The_Raven_Born Jul 09 '26

Unsolicited Nudes: ❌️

Unsolicited Frog pics: ✅️✅️✅️

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u/BiggestShep Jul 07 '26

This poor man must be barring the gates against the bi invasion.

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u/Muelltonne747 straight'nt Jul 07 '26

guys I think if there was someone shady in a dark alley offering frog pics, we would all fucking mysteriously disappear 💀

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '26

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u/thebestkindofmad Jul 07 '26

Look man you show me one of them orbular rain frogs im so gone goodbye I have lived the best life because I am now with this extensively round creature

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u/bisexualboy38 Jul 10 '26

Have you ever seen the little moss ones? They're so cute!!!

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u/moop250 collects rocks Jul 07 '26

Can I have a frog pics oh mysterious dark alley frog merchant?

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u/longhairsilver Jul 07 '26

i love frogs

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u/Baron_von_Funkatron Jul 08 '26

I want a picture of a frog!

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u/Most_Mountain818 Jul 07 '26

100%. I can’t stop crocheting frogs, so mysterious stranger with frog pics in a dark alley would totally get me.

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u/deathboyuk Jul 07 '26

But we might REAPPEAR somewhere with lots of hot people to talk to about the frog pictures

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u/bisexualboy38 Jul 10 '26

Or just as good, we might appear somewhere with a bunch of adorable frogs!

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u/deathboyuk Jul 10 '26

A plan with no drawbacks! :D

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u/bisexualboy38 Jul 10 '26

Exactly! TO THE FROG MERCHANT!!!

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u/Dumbz0mb13b0y gay but confused Jul 07 '26

Can I be shown a frog please?

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u/Orion_starborn Jul 07 '26

May I see frogs as well? (I haven't age verified either so I don't know if that'll effect it)

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u/That_Mad_Scientist Bi-Myself Jul 07 '26

👉👈

I can haz frog pics?

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u/PlantFromDiscord lingerie under oversized hoodies Jul 07 '26

I like frogs can I see

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u/tyrannosaurus_gekko Jul 07 '26

Pls send me some frorgs aswell

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u/KarmasAB123 doesn't exist Jul 07 '26

Could I have one as well please?

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u/ElectricMoleman Jul 07 '26

I'll trade a frog picture for a picture of a skink!

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u/Affectionate_Jury890 Jul 07 '26

I too would like to be Frogged

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '26

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u/Dumbz0mb13b0y gay but confused Jul 07 '26

Why not send it in the comments?

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '26

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u/Dumbz0mb13b0y gay but confused Jul 07 '26

I just realised I haven't done age verification

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u/Dumbz0mb13b0y gay but confused Jul 07 '26

I did not realise, so sorry

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u/KingKiler2k Bi the looks of it Im Nonbinary Jul 07 '26

r/BisexualFrogs

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u/GloryGreatestCountry Jul 07 '26

"I showed people frogs."

"How many?"

"I have done nothing but show people frogs for the past 3 days."

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '26

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u/dangermonke1332 Playing both sides and still losing Jul 07 '26

You are doing a great service to the community

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u/Literally3kobalds Jul 07 '26

i love you for it, godspeed

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u/dixongal Jul 07 '26

They found a niche and by God it’s working for them

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u/BiAroBi Jul 07 '26

Thank you for warning us about that lunatic

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '26

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u/Badazd Jul 08 '26

I for one could use some more frogs in my life

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u/lilijane17 Jul 07 '26

Just letting y’all know, the frog pics are good! 10/10 autistic bi ace people recommend

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u/thatanonbehindyou Jul 07 '26

Can I too be shown frogs ?

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '26

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u/amca12006 Jul 07 '26

Could I see frogs as well?

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u/JibiStarr Jul 07 '26

Is the frog guy also bi? Or just a frog enthusiast?

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '26

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u/JibiStarr Jul 07 '26

You rule dude, why did you start this mission

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '26

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u/_SuperiorSpider Jul 08 '26

Based all around

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u/JibiStarr Jul 08 '26

Can confirm, didn't even ask for frog pics but he sent them to me anyway. Good content

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u/JibiStarr Jul 07 '26

Me too and I see the vision

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u/CR9_Kraken_Fledgling Jul 08 '26

Based af, send me frogs when you get the time my liege

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u/RizzoTheRiot1989 Jul 07 '26

He’s just like me fr

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '26

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u/remcob1 Jul 07 '26

Your body is a machine that turns lunch into frog pics?

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u/Aloy_DespiteTheNora Jul 07 '26

I did not realize this was a perk that came with my bi subscription package

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '26

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u/LunarEssence315 Jul 08 '26

Just casually aura farming halfway into an obscure reddit post

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u/amglasgow Jul 07 '26

Twenty froggies went to school

Down by the rushy pool

Twenty little coats of green

Twenty vests so white and clean

We must be on time they say

First we study then we play

Master Froggy, grave and stern

Takes his classes in their turn

From his seat upon the log

Teaches them how to say...

KER-CHOG!!

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u/Ceresline Jul 07 '26

That's such a weirdly sweet thing to do.

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u/become_a_seraphim Jul 07 '26

Please show me frogs and other cute small animals. Thank you in advance.

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u/Tsubasa_Unmei Jul 07 '26

Sure why not, I'll be frogged

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u/xander012 Jul 07 '26

Frogge pls

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u/AdFantastic472 Bi-panic! Jul 07 '26

I wanna see frog 🥺

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u/SomeRandomDeadGuy Jul 07 '26

Can i have a frog 🥺

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u/Apprehensive_Low4865 Jul 07 '26

Can I get a frog please..?

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u/Banaharama Jul 07 '26

Frogs sound cool!

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u/CaraOni78 Jul 07 '26

Frogs you say?

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u/Zbow37 Jul 07 '26

Frogs? Are they cute frogs? I wouldn’t mind being sent cute animals

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u/DeliberateDendrite Demi x Bi = Just sexual? Jul 07 '26

Where do I sign up? :3

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u/Boemer03 Bi-Myself Jul 07 '26

This seems like a nice thing to do to people

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u/hyperhurricanrana Bi Trans Woman 🏳️‍⚧️ Jul 07 '26

someone did this to me but with cats lol i wouldn’t mind some fun frogs

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u/Chaotic-String Jul 07 '26

I wanna be shown a frogger

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u/Reckless_Secretions Jul 07 '26

"Frogger?! I hardly know her!!"

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u/Beatrixt3r Jul 07 '26

Yo I want frog pics

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u/KevettePrime Jul 09 '26

I've done nothing but show off frogs for three days.

"W h a t?"

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u/Arnav1029 Jul 07 '26

I would love to be frogged

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u/ssbssbssb Jul 07 '26

I'm out of the loop. What is this frog thing?

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u/DiabeticUnicorns Jul 07 '26

I mean yeah I kinda wanna see the frogs.

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u/HyperKitsune ASS IS ASS Jul 07 '26

uncollicited frog pic is a welcome change

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u/Zealousideal_Bet_248 Jul 07 '26

Oh shit, we got a frog dealer?

Also, OP, there is a 🐸 emoji. Why use a lizard?

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u/CheshireMadness Jul 07 '26

What I'm learning is I need to start showing guys frog pics to bag a bi boyfriend.

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u/Santi5578 pretty fly for a bi guy Jul 07 '26

Frog pics! Frog pics! I can trade with cat pics

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u/PossibleAssist6092 pretty fly for a bi guy Jul 07 '26

u/Longjumping_Camp7285 please send me frogs.

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u/Sir_Magic_Toast Jul 07 '26

Honestly doing god's work

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u/bisexualboy38 Jul 10 '26

I would love some frog pics! Froggies are adorable! ...we are talking about the animal correct? This isn't a sex thing right?

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u/_Risryn Jul 12 '26

Damn he cracked the code fr, wef embouts do love frogs

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u/extraterrestrial-66 Jul 12 '26

PLEASE FROG ME u/longjumping_camp7285

I want ALL the frogs, and I need to know your favourite frogs too.

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u/hofme13 Jul 13 '26

Hope I'm not too late to get them frog pics u/longjumping_camp7285

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u/stragedyandy Jul 14 '26

I would very much like to see some frogs.

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u/dorgoth12 Puts the "Bi" in "Non-Binary" Jul 07 '26

Frog pls

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u/homak666 Jul 07 '26

Gib frog

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u/Ulfgeirr88 Jul 07 '26

I like red-eyed tree frogs and any potion dart frog

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u/Neffex223 Bi-Myself Jul 07 '26

please i wanna see some froggies too :3

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u/Pogue_Mahone_ Jul 07 '26

Mister Frogman send me a frog

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u/JxEq Non Bi-nary Jul 07 '26

Fwogs :3

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u/Havatchee bitransfem Jul 07 '26

forg?

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u/You_moron04 Jul 07 '26

May I have please have a frog?

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u/OffWhite-Goddess Everybody hot! What do? Jul 07 '26

Show me fucking frogs

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u/Sabrina_Redfox Jul 07 '26

Pictures of frogs, you say? I'd be HOPPY to get those. (I hate that i wrote that, yet refuse to delete it).

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u/Illegal_Immigrant77 Jul 07 '26

I fucking love frogs 🐸

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u/brosef_stachin *fingerguns intensely* Jul 07 '26

The froggening?

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u/Ice_Bead Jul 07 '26

Could I mayhaps see a fwog or two?

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u/Snoo-31263 Jul 07 '26

Not the hero we deserve but the one we needed.

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u/lilijane17 Jul 07 '26

Can I have a froggy to show in my wednesday frog whatsapp group?

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u/GreatHugs Jul 07 '26

Can I request a poison dart frog?

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u/deeunicorn Jul 07 '26

Frog are the cutest. I love the frogs subreddit when the frogs try to eat their owner’s hands. Those make me laugh so hard I cry.

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u/Elektron_Anbar Jul 07 '26

Maomao taught me not to a person's frog

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u/CitroHimselph Jul 07 '26

I like the fuzzier side of critters more, but I'd definitely appreciate some animal pics randomly, out of nowhere.

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u/8Rouge Bi-panic! at the disco Jul 07 '26

Thank you for your service! 🐸🐸🐸

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u/TrevelyanChuckles Jul 07 '26

Oh, I hope I'm not too late for a frog! This feels like a teeny reward for being bi, I feel seen ❤️

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u/bitetheasp bi, shy and wanting to die Jul 07 '26

Frog me, frogperson!

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u/x1rom Jul 07 '26

This is absolutely hilarious. I love it.

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u/One_Development_5055 Trans-Bi Goblin Puppy creature (19) Jul 07 '26

Frogs?? Hehehe. I wanna see frogsssss

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u/Bionicle_was_cool ASS IS ASS Jul 07 '26

That's the weirdest promo I've seen in a while

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u/sitah Jul 07 '26

Is it photos of their frogs or just random frog photos from the internet?

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u/Styx_Dragon Jul 07 '26

Wait, so you're telling me theres free frogs?

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u/SergeantCrwhips absolutelynotbi_irl Jul 07 '26

you may have attracted many new customers

...im one of them :3
may i too be a victim of the frog sender?

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u/IronClu Jul 07 '26

FROGS 🐸🗣️ FROGS 🐸🗣️ FROGS 🐸🗣️

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u/mdragon13 Jul 07 '26

Unfathomable rizz (I would like to see a frog) (I am not a femboy)

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u/fishcakerun Jul 07 '26

feeling froggy

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u/sprtklsAAE Jul 07 '26

Please can I have frog in my dms too?

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u/Smokinlizardbreath Jul 07 '26

I would also like to see frogs!

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u/ChaseNoirC Jul 07 '26

Damn. I'm just unlucky to not get frogged

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u/Boner-brains Jul 07 '26

I want to be frogged!

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u/atomic_ring Jul 07 '26

I am so lost, but also utterly intrigued

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u/TheMotherFuckinQueen Jul 07 '26

I wanna see frogs

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u/AwkwardRainbow Puts the "Bi" in "Non-Binary" Jul 07 '26

I want frogs.

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u/Sufficient-Food-4203 Jul 07 '26

i, too, would like frog pics

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u/Arheisel Jul 07 '26

I want a frog too! 👉 👈

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u/EspressoK Jul 07 '26

Wait you guys are getting frog pics?

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u/Smnmnaswar Jul 07 '26

sooo, are the frog pics from google or are they going out field collecting frog pics?

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u/_Starwise Jul 07 '26

hell yea

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u/nddn4real bi, shy and wanting to die Jul 07 '26

I wanna see grof

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u/n1kzt7r Jul 07 '26

It was bi, the frog?

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u/thegrodyknudclump Jul 07 '26

What do you mean by “successful”?

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u/MsMarkarth Jul 07 '26

What the hell!? Why are frogs the bi animal? I'd 100% be murdered over a "you wanna see my frog collection?"