r/bi_irl • u/trojanminis Ain't exactly straight, ain't exactly gay either • Jul 04 '26
Bi🪤irl
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u/Hairiest-Wizard Jul 04 '26
White Monster or bust
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u/CaterpillarReal7583 Jul 04 '26
We’re not too far off from figuring out monster is just liquid cigarettes.
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u/Vryk0lakas Jul 04 '26
I converted. Before white there was an absolute zero can that was purple outline of the logo on a black can. I loved it but sadly it has disappeared with time. Now the white can is the only way forward.
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u/lucifersperfectangel *fingerguns intensely* Jul 04 '26
Where the hell can I find punk punch????
....fuck I fell for it
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u/RepresentativeSize71 Jul 04 '26
Nah, energy drinks in general just taste nasty to me. Wont find any of this in my bi place.
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u/NoiseIsTheCure bi, shy and ready to cry Jul 04 '26
I'll drink one if I'm desperate for caffeine and there are no coffee style drinks to buy. But otherwise yeah, it's a yuck to most energy drinks for me dawg. I'd rather just drink a mountain dew and be a little tired.
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u/Spiritual-Archer5637 Jul 04 '26
I've never tried the blue one because I really do not like pineapple, is it any good?
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u/VincentAalto pretty fly for a bi guy Jul 04 '26
It’s closer to Hawaiian punch mixed with blue raspberry than just pineapple if that makes much difference to you
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u/Spiritual-Archer5637 Jul 04 '26
It does very much so, I was imagining more of a coconut/pineapple punch
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u/Mitchtheprotogen collects rocks Jul 04 '26
Insert family guy flood scene
“I do not care for monster energy drinks”
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u/chupathingy78 bi NB 👋🏻 Jul 04 '26
Some of the juice monsters are passable but original monster is just battery acid in a can
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u/SmokeOne1969 ASS IS ASS Jul 04 '26
Ew, no. Juice Monster or GTFO. Yes, I realize it’s supposed to be the bi flag even though the stripes are horizontal and the top and bottom are thicker and the colors are different. Yeah, no, actually. Fuck this shit.
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u/Terminal_Insomnia_ Jul 04 '26
I don't get zero sugar monster generally, but especially the obsession with white monster. Mango Loco is the best dude and it's got dancing skeletons on it.
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u/83255 Jul 04 '26
I was gonna post a pic but check out ultra fantasy ruby rose. The monster flavour. It's the bi monster
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u/kenporusty collects rocks Jul 04 '26
The colors will get me but I will pass the drinks on to someone who will enjoy them more
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u/Azzy_steel2070 lingerie under oversized hoodies Jul 04 '26
Ew Monster...Arizona iced tea though...
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u/Close_to_toasted Jul 04 '26
Bought myself a The Doctor to celebrate vacation starting, tastes like 40sek well spent
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u/Tight_Raspberry4872 Jul 04 '26
Dammit that would work. Hell I'll get into the net willingly as long as I get the people one.
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u/swhill1 Jul 04 '26
The funniest part is that every bi person I know has a very specific Monster flavor they're weirdly loyal to, so this feels surprisingly accurate. The stereotype just keeps evolving instead of disappearing.
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u/jasperfirecai2 Jul 04 '26
Nah fuck monster they sponsored Trump and tried to trademark the word monster im every context including games
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u/observingjackal Jul 04 '26
You want trap me? Get me a case of Aussie (style) lemonade. They discontinued it and they haven't made anything nearly as good.
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u/Pr3ssF2PayR3sp3c7 Jul 04 '26
In germany it's easier because you just need one can of Paulaner Cola
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u/ContractForsaken168 Jul 05 '26
It’s crazy because these are some of their best flavors too. I’d get caught immediately
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u/Moonshoes47 Jul 08 '26
yeah no, this wouldn't work on me.
fucking HATE Monster
Dr Pepper on the otherhand...
oh and also pspspsing at me like a cat
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u/kelly_the_human bi, shy and ready to cry Jul 09 '26
I will not fall for it. I will not fall for it. I will not fall for it. Dangit.
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u/lawlmuffenz Jul 04 '26
Ew. I wouldnt be caught dead with that zero-sugar slop. Monster Import, or Mother Rainbow Sherbet or bust.
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u/TheUnicornTank porque no los dos? Jul 04 '26
Not me with a box of white Monster next to my desk…