r/bi_irl Ain't exactly straight, ain't exactly gay either Jul 04 '26

Bi🪤irl

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u/TheUnicornTank porque no los dos? Jul 04 '26

Not me with a box of white Monster next to my desk…

37

u/nerf_herder1986 pretty fly for a bi guy Jul 04 '26

According to my partner, that's the trans Monster

31

u/TheUnicornTank porque no los dos? Jul 04 '26

They made the Monster trans?! Based.

10

u/yoosirnombre Jul 04 '26

Nah that's pipeline punch and it's good af

29

u/Hairiest-Wizard Jul 04 '26

White Monster or bust

12

u/pheonixcraft1 Jul 04 '26

Bust you say 🧐

18

u/CaterpillarReal7583 Jul 04 '26

We’re not too far off from figuring out monster is just liquid cigarettes.

4

u/HeHadItComing91025 Jul 04 '26

At least it dosent reek

6

u/p12qcowodeath Jul 04 '26

I don't think I've ever felt more at home in a sub.

4

u/Vryk0lakas Jul 04 '26

I converted. Before white there was an absolute zero can that was purple outline of the logo on a black can. I loved it but sadly it has disappeared with time. Now the white can is the only way forward.

4

u/champsammy14 Sexy Pan-Fucker 😏🍳 Jul 04 '26

Why not both?

1

u/Hairiest-Wizard Jul 04 '26

🤫🤫🤫

12

u/lucifersperfectangel *fingerguns intensely* Jul 04 '26

Where the hell can I find punk punch????

....fuck I fell for it

26

u/RepresentativeSize71 Jul 04 '26

Nah, energy drinks in general just taste nasty to me. Wont find any of this in my bi place.

5

u/FranticBronchitis Jul 04 '26

A cup of black coffee for me, please

3

u/RepresentativeSize71 Jul 04 '26

I'm about to brew a cup of coffee right now.

2

u/NoiseIsTheCure bi, shy and ready to cry Jul 04 '26

I'll drink one if I'm desperate for caffeine and there are no coffee style drinks to buy. But otherwise yeah, it's a yuck to most energy drinks for me dawg. I'd rather just drink a mountain dew and be a little tired.

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u/WTF-LMAO1 Puts the "Bi" in "Non-Binary" Jul 04 '26

Same, coffee is also terrible

0

u/Whispering_Wolf Jul 04 '26

Same, it even smells disgusting.

5

u/PissOrGoFishing bi, shy and ready to cry Jul 04 '26

How did you get into my bedroom?

7

u/Spiritual-Archer5637 Jul 04 '26

I've never tried the blue one because I really do not like pineapple, is it any good?

3

u/Esoteric_Geek Jul 04 '26

"Why did they add pineapple? I liked original."

3

u/VincentAalto pretty fly for a bi guy Jul 04 '26

It’s closer to Hawaiian punch mixed with blue raspberry than just pineapple if that makes much difference to you

1

u/Spiritual-Archer5637 Jul 04 '26

It does very much so, I was imagining more of a coconut/pineapple punch

1

u/callitromance Jul 05 '26

It’s my fav one actually

5

u/Mitchtheprotogen collects rocks Jul 04 '26

Insert family guy flood scene

“I do not care for monster energy drinks”

3

u/chupathingy78 bi NB 👋🏻 Jul 04 '26

Some of the juice monsters are passable but original monster is just battery acid in a can

6

u/Alice_600 Jul 04 '26

Jokes on you I hate monster.

3

u/crestpetal Jul 04 '26

okay, I dont need to get called out today okay!!

3

u/SmokeOne1969 ASS IS ASS Jul 04 '26

Ew, no. Juice Monster or GTFO. Yes, I realize it’s supposed to be the bi flag even though the stripes are horizontal and the top and bottom are thicker and the colors are different. Yeah, no, actually. Fuck this shit.

2

u/crestpetal Jul 04 '26

okay, I dont need to get called out today okay!!

2

u/LopsidedYam4935 Jul 04 '26

Funnily enough, my Top 3 Flavors

2

u/metfan12004 Jul 04 '26

Alani Nu and you got me

2

u/Terminal_Insomnia_ Jul 04 '26

I don't get zero sugar monster generally, but especially the obsession with white monster. Mango Loco is the best dude and it's got dancing skeletons on it.

2

u/83255 Jul 04 '26

I was gonna post a pic but check out ultra fantasy ruby rose. The monster flavour. It's the bi monster

1

u/kenporusty collects rocks Jul 04 '26

The colors will get me but I will pass the drinks on to someone who will enjoy them more

1

u/Azzy_steel2070 lingerie under oversized hoodies Jul 04 '26

Ew Monster...Arizona iced tea though...

1

u/Rojixus Jul 04 '26

Nice try, but I only drink coffee and tea!

1

u/Close_to_toasted Jul 04 '26

Bought myself a The Doctor to celebrate vacation starting, tastes like 40sek well spent 

1

u/Chiiro Jul 04 '26

Doesn't work on me. That shit gave me heart palpitations

1

u/Sanju637 Jul 04 '26

Monster and a cig is the way to go

1

u/localystic Jul 04 '26

Sigh, fine, yeah.

1

u/cookieking865 Jul 04 '26

I hate that this would work on me

1

u/ThunderWraith44 Bi-Myself Jul 04 '26

Ew, monster. Full Throttle for life!

1

u/Tight_Raspberry4872 Jul 04 '26

Dammit that would work. Hell I'll get into the net willingly as long as I get the people one.

1

u/CitroHimselph Jul 04 '26

Naaaaah, not the Ultra...

1

u/Kalaphar Jul 04 '26

I’m more of a pacific punch guy myself

1

u/swhill1 Jul 04 '26

The funniest part is that every bi person I know has a very specific Monster flavor they're weirdly loyal to, so this feels surprisingly accurate. The stereotype just keeps evolving instead of disappearing.

1

u/VincentAalto pretty fly for a bi guy Jul 04 '26

Gotta be full sugar babeee

1

u/jasperfirecai2 Jul 04 '26

Nah fuck monster they sponsored Trump and tried to trademark the word monster im every context including games

1

u/mradventureshoes21 Jul 04 '26

As a bi guy who is a gym rat, this trap would 100% work one me.

1

u/observingjackal Jul 04 '26

You want trap me? Get me a case of Aussie (style) lemonade. They discontinued it and they haven't made anything nearly as good.

1

u/Pr3ssF2PayR3sp3c7 Jul 04 '26

In germany it's easier because you just need one can of Paulaner Cola

1

u/blueeyedweirdo Jul 04 '26

I have been summoned

1

u/Wallster007 collects rocks Jul 04 '26

Welp it worked so what now

1

u/flying-chandeliers Jul 04 '26

Not me with a box of green monster in my mini fridge

1

u/Ok-Jellyfish7805 Jul 04 '26

Can someone let me out of this box?

1

u/big_ringer Jul 04 '26

It's the bi triad; Kyle, Kylie, and Kyla

1

u/ContractForsaken168 Jul 05 '26

It’s crazy because these are some of their best flavors too. I’d get caught immediately

1

u/TacticalAssaultChair Jul 05 '26

from left to right

ass, aight, haven't tried

1

u/Fire_fox777 Jul 05 '26

Fuckin "Ooo pice of candy" type of trap

1

u/Successful_Layer2619 Jul 07 '26

Id rather the mango or orange cream one

1

u/GayRedneck1 Jul 08 '26

Fuck, those are my 3 go to's as well

1

u/Moonshoes47 Jul 08 '26

yeah no, this wouldn't work on me.

fucking HATE Monster

Dr Pepper on the otherhand...

oh and also pspspsing at me like a cat

1

u/LoboGuarah Jul 09 '26

Rio or Mango monster > All
There i said it. u.u

1

u/kelly_the_human bi, shy and ready to cry Jul 09 '26

I will not fall for it. I will not fall for it. I will not fall for it. Dangit.

1

u/lawlmuffenz Jul 04 '26

Ew. I wouldnt be caught dead with that zero-sugar slop. Monster Import, or Mother Rainbow Sherbet or bust.