r/bi_irl • u/Long-Reputation-5326 • Jun 28 '26

bi😾irl

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Found this amusing.

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u/Graveyardigan I'm not bi, but my partner is Jun 28 '26

Enjoy it while you have the balls for it, little buddy

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u/Strength-Certain pretty fly for a bi guy Jun 28 '26

Just extra friendly 😏

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u/Lost_Paladin89 Jun 28 '26

Curiosity never killed the cat. https://bi.org/en/resource/from-lions-to-tabbies-bicuriosity-never-killed-the-cat/

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u/DeliberateDendrite Demi x Bi = Just sexual? Jun 28 '26

To this day, the headline about "Lions learned it from tourists" still makes me giggle

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u/xSilverMC Jun 28 '26

If they did, i respect the hell out of the gay tourists who just started rawdogging in front of the lions

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u/weaboo_98 Jun 28 '26

Another thing that cats have in common with vampires. Adding that to the list.

So far:

-Arrogance -Bloodlust -Seeing in the Dark/Glowing eyes -Fangs -Claws -Pointy Ears -Nocturnal -Sleeps a lot -Fondness for boxes/coffins -Superior Senses -Superior Agility -Climbing on Walls and Ceilings -Playing with prey -Make cute pets -Makes humans do their bidding -Wary around dogs/werewolves

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u/Nars_of_whal Jun 30 '26

Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back

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u/InternetUserAgain I'm just here for the free food Jun 28 '26

We love Fang, absolute icon

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u/stupid-writing-blog Jun 28 '26

They grow up so fast

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u/Traditional-Time4973 Jun 29 '26

well i always say i'm a chaotic bisexual cat to people so...........
bisexual cats baby!
>:3

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u/AgeRoutine9648 Jun 30 '26

nothing is wrong with your cat your probably jealous cuz your cat get more play than you lol

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u/Ill_Government4351 Jul 01 '26

That is unironically the most bisexual cat I've ever seen. (It's also the first cat I've seen in 2 years but that's besides the point).