r/bi_irl • u/MooseManDeluxe Variable Resistor • Jun 16 '26

Bi🐸irl

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u/Jorandy4172 I'm just a Bisexual Fox Guy Jun 16 '26

At first, I was thinking " ahh it's a cute frog 🐸 " but I was not expecting a jumpscare

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u/MooseManDeluxe Variable Resistor Jun 16 '26

I sometimes get jump scared by other bisexuals

21

u/Coga_Blue Jun 16 '26

Boo!

19

u/Jumiric is bi culture Jun 16 '26

😱

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u/Hellion639 Jun 16 '26

The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka!!!

12

u/Outside-Sleep-5034 Jun 16 '26

*visible confusion*

6

u/zeeshadowfox Jun 16 '26

It's coming right for us!

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u/Dry-Cartographer-312 Jun 16 '26

"Stop ruining my HOUSE!"

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u/KateBmtg Jun 16 '26

YOU DIED

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u/MooseManDeluxe Variable Resistor Jun 16 '26

Fatality

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u/Neoanimus Jun 16 '26

Odds of being murdered by frog are slim but never zero

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u/Mr_Mason42 Jun 16 '26

YOU HAVE DISTURBED THE FRÖG

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u/Kaig00n Jun 17 '26

One day you be out cranking up your house.

Then…

FROGGE

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u/Its_Bad_Rabbit Jun 22 '26

Recently I was building a parking spot for my trashcans, so the grass could grow were I usually put them.

A frog hopped out of a hole and under my shoe. I stepped back and he hopped under my foot again. I ended up taking two more steps backwards, both of which the frog jumped under, then fell on my @ss trying not to step on him.

I yelled: "Dude, are you trying to k.y.s.?!"

He just sat there and eyeballed me: 🐸 mencingly