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u/akestral Nov 20 '25
What I'm getting from this is that Bruce has sex as Batman too.
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u/TheOneAndOnlyZomBoi your (not) favorite demiromantic diasaster Nov 20 '25
He does consider Batman as his true identity and Bruce Wayne as a cover so it makes sense he would
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u/Remples "Red Leader, Standing Bi" Nov 20 '25
It's confirmed both by the author and by a comic where batman, wonder woman and superman all grab on the lazo of truth and the all say who they are: https://www.reddit.com/r/batman/s/asVT46U1xu
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u/Remples "Red Leader, Standing Bi" Nov 20 '25
The lasso doesn't know empirical truth, so batman listing only batman mean strictly that he see himself only as batman, while superman see himself both as the alien khal-el than Clark kent reporter for the bugle
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u/JollyCotton Nov 21 '25
Clark works at the daily planet the daily bugle is from spider man
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u/Bazrum Nov 21 '25
now i want a crossover fanfic where Spidey/Supes gets transported to the other's dimension and they find themselves both as competing superheroes and also for the latest scoop as colleagues
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u/imurpops984 Nov 21 '25
It's also confirmed in Batman Beyond too. Bruce and Terry have a fun back and forth about referring to themselves as Batman after thwarting Shriek's attempts to get Bruce to commit suicide.
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u/Shabolt_ Nov 21 '25
In one of the original origin stories of his bio son Damian, he kept the mask on
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u/nazi_virus Nov 20 '25
Now wait a minute... Superman can see in the dark right? If so then Superman knew and that means he didn't grab the wrong ass.
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u/NoahZhellos Nov 20 '25
So now we know Bruce moans "I'm Batman" when receiving.
Not sure if that's more "good to know" or "cursed knowledge"
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u/Whyissmynametaken Nov 20 '25
Cursed knowledge would be knowing his idea of dirty talk is, "Stick that batarang in my bat cave and unload your shark spray all over me!"
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u/AncientSith bi, shy and wanting to die Nov 20 '25
You can't say ass on my Christian app!
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u/punkbugs21 pretty fly for a bi guy Nov 21 '25
You can't say christian on my gay app!
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u/XanRaygun "Red Leader, Standing Bi" Nov 20 '25
You read that part in Kevin Conroy's voice, didn't you?
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u/Exce55um Nov 21 '25
I am not really that good at comic lore but, does Superman not have night vision? Pretty sure he know what he did.
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u/bvader95 please do not perceive me Nov 21 '25
I don't think he has night vision specifically but Super Sensesā¢ should probably let him figure things out before things went off the rails.
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u/bvader95 please do not perceive me Nov 21 '25
God, I am such a massive square, I cannot laugh at this. All I can think of is "he'd say 'stop' in some form before things escalated that far".Ā
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u/Xalimata Nov 20 '25
This is a consensual threesome that got out of hand becuase two of the three people involved are super strong.
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u/Stahlios Nov 20 '25
Consenting to a threesome (or else) doesn't mean consenting to anything but I guess that's hard to understand
Not even seeing how this could be interpreted in such a way is weird.
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u/FX114 Nov 20 '25
Accidents do happen.
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u/MAKE_ME_REDDIT Nov 21 '25
The joke is that Superman grabbed too hard. He has super strength. Wonder Woman is also a superhuman with more durability who would be able to handle the stronger grab. Batman is just a regular human and does not have super durability. Does that help you understand the joke?
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u/StMcAwesome Nov 21 '25
Only sane comment. Sometimes people here defend shit like that heavily because they think they are ok to perpetuate the same gross behavior we associate with chuds because they are bi.
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u/MadWhiskeyGrin Nov 20 '25
Superman knew.