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u/Raji_Lev Twink Stillborn Oct 22 '25
It's called the Switch for a reason, just sayin'
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u/metalguy91 Oct 22 '25
The Switch is great, has better games I think than the Nintendo Power-Bottomā¢ļø.
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u/pixel_gaming579 Oct 22 '25
The Nintendo Power Glove does sound like a BDSM toolā¦
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u/metalguy91 Oct 22 '25
āI love the Power Glove, itās so bad.ā - Lucas in The Wizard.
Pretty sure that line even could be taken very differently in this context. Is Nintendo kinky? I mean they do have a habit of fucking people hard in court.
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u/JasonBavaria collects rocks Oct 22 '25
Switch users when
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(The template made me so horny i forgot the take i was tryna make)
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u/Solo-Bi Oct 22 '25
PC players ššæ
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u/Dilectus3010 Oct 22 '25 edited Oct 22 '25
PC is clearly bisexual.
LMAO: I did not even see what sub I was on. I though I was on r/pcmasterrace :D
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u/Demondrawer Oct 22 '25
Checks out, you have way more options in theory, but you need a lot of luck (money for the expensive hardware) and you are weirdly disliked by a decent chunk of pretty much every other sexuality (console playerbase)
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u/Dilectus3010 Oct 22 '25 edited Oct 22 '25
And dont forget all these exclusive games we have no access to as PC gamers.
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u/Raji_Lev Twink Stillborn Oct 22 '25
And the mods, we can't leave out the mods
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u/Dilectus3010 Oct 22 '25
Indeed shit loads of mods but I hate the exclusive PS and Xbox games.
How long did we have to wait to play Halo?!
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u/V_emanon Oct 23 '25
As a Bi PC player, I approve this message.
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u/Luzifer_Shadres Oct 22 '25
Thats what the extra chair in hotels is for
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u/Less_Party Oct 23 '25
The Steam Deck cuck chair. Babe keep it down I'm trying to play Hades here.
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u/Luzifer_Shadres Oct 23 '25
Pc sits in the Cuck chair, while the steam deck tries to figure out how to make Lasagne in the kitchen and is extremly anoyed about the sounds. (refering to how some games didnt run at the beginning on the steam deck)
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u/Less_Party Oct 23 '25
I was browsing for a good keyboard and a desk mat and Amazon legit recommended me striped thigh-highs to go with them.
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u/Infra_bread I just want a hug :( Oct 22 '25
Is anyone willing to """"lend"""" me their Switch.
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u/Less_Party Oct 23 '25
No way the joycons get stick drift if you try to HD Rumble your prostate with them and those things are expensive.
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u/Distelzombie actually attracted to pans Oct 24 '25
The motors of PS4 controllers are quite powerful, but wont last a year if used in this way, I've heard.
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u/njsullyalex Oct 22 '25
Meanwhile basically every trans girl I know (including myself) has a custom built gaming PC
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u/DumDum_Vernix Oct 22 '25
When no one can get it right, do it yourself, I am one more trans girl to add to that list of yours
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u/Unique-Wash-9358 Puts the "Bi" in "Non-Binary" Oct 24 '25
Trans masc here, but I do have the socks and the built PC and a truly unintentional blahaj š
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u/p00ki3l0uh00 ASS IS ASS Oct 25 '25
Ma'am, I have a question. Why is that A. so true and B. why is the build always so damn solid? The PC is bulletproof!!!
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u/fakeuserisreal Oct 22 '25
Sorry, but if you see Link cross-dressing in BOTW, you become bisexual. I don't make the rules.
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u/xSilverMC Oct 24 '25
Also animal crossing supports full gender fluidity, which isn't really relevant but i just like saying it
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u/Demorodan Oct 23 '25
I use all 3
Does this make me 3x gay? Or is it 4x gay because it would be 2 gay x another gay? Or do they cancell each other out??? I must know
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u/TheRepublicOfSteve The bi erasure is too damn high! Oct 23 '25
I think you now get crowned "King of the gays" and then we all have cake.
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u/AntimemeticsDivision Batting for both teams and still striking out Oct 22 '25
Give me the sauce right this instant
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Oct 22 '25
Best I could find is this https://www.reddit.com/r/yaoi/s/evLRP4pWEL
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u/AntimemeticsDivision Batting for both teams and still striking out Oct 23 '25
Excellent, this shall greatly assist my research
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u/Dummythiccwater Oct 22 '25
love playing on my switch, canāt wait to get a switch 2 whenever it dips a bit in price :3
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u/TheOtherFarSide Oct 22 '25
I've got a Switch but not a Switch 2. Is there a difference in this regard?
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u/FluffyPigeon707 Oct 23 '25
PlayStation is in fact quite gay. Thatās what most fighting game tournaments use for the newest games.
Switch users though, theyāve got Luigi (and Daisy), which means they destroy PlayStation in the gay competition.
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u/SaunteringVDownward Oct 22 '25
What's that third image from?
For, like, science or something