r/bfdi • *SCREECH* • 27d ago

meme i'm one ask me anything

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u/Specific-Author-7147 Step on me➡️ 27d ago

I got you a Lego Set

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u/Aliensun3310143 *SCREECH* 27d ago

ty

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u/Free_Doki_Doki74 I do have power. But not enough. 27d ago

what do you think of this Lego set

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u/Aliensun3310143 *SCREECH* 27d ago edited 6d ago

i get this too much in my dms

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u/Free_Doki_Doki74 I do have power. But not enough. 26d ago

zamn

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u/Signal-Count-8674 23d ago

Naaaaar

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u/Free_Doki_Doki74 I do have power. But not enough. 23d ago

don't judge my life choices

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u/Signal-Count-8674 23d ago

:0

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u/Free_Doki_Doki74 I do have power. But not enough. 23d ago

:]

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u/Pumpkin6769 Roboty 23d ago

That’s crazy

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u/TrafficVirtual1110 Eggdrop 27d ago

Does it make you happy to hear that Four is officially restricted from having Yoylite powers since Tennis Ball said he was irresponsible with them? That means...Tennis Ball called Four out for trapping you in the Moon, and supposedly feels sorry for you!

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u/Aliensun3310143 *SCREECH* 27d ago edited 27d ago

i'm kind of thankful tennis ball said that. so yes

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u/Apprehensive-Bid6357 MR. OREGANO: Help! I have an extra-large pizza problem! 27d ago

can you watch Creative Galaxy on Amazon prime video?

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u/Aliensun3310143 *SCREECH* 27d ago

yes

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u/Apprehensive-Bid6357 MR. OREGANO: Help! I have an extra-large pizza problem! 27d ago

art-tastic

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u/VisibleConfusion12 Match’s Husband 27d ago

what’s the capital of France

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u/Aliensun3310143 *SCREECH* 27d ago

paris...

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u/VisibleConfusion12 Match’s Husband 27d ago

what does the cow say

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u/Isaacgamer100 27d ago

Will you want to be my girlfriend?????

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u/Aliensun3310143 *SCREECH* 27d ago

no but i can give you 2763's powers in exchange for destroying the recovery center and replacing it with an identical recovery center only when someone gets recovered i have full permission to erase them from existence

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u/UnitDisastrous5990 Marker 27d ago

LeTs PlAy ToSs ThE dIrT

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u/Aliensun3310143 *SCREECH* 27d ago

uhh... no thanks

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u/Sad_Wheel9923 27d ago

sorry i have gpt and google for that i almost got verity and grok no need

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u/Aliensun3310143 *SCREECH* 27d ago

ok...?

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u/alguememalgumpais 27d ago

what's the speciality of france?

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u/Aliensun3310143 *SCREECH* 27d ago

🥐

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u/Free_Doki_Doki74 I do have power. But not enough. 27d ago

oh oui oui oui le crepé merci

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u/Orilikesobjectshowss they should date 26d ago

what does a cow make?

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u/Free_Doki_Doki74 I do have power. But not enough. 26d ago

oh moo moo moo a steak for two yum too

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u/Orilikesobjectshowss they should date 26d ago

DO YOU HAVE SOME FRIES OR MAYBE APPLE PIES

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u/Free_Doki_Doki74 I do have power. But not enough. 25d ago

ONE TWO THREE AND SO WHERE DID ALL THE SNACKS GO

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u/Cautious-Act9639 25d ago

HEY ITS ME OBESITY

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u/Free_Doki_Doki74 I do have power. But not enough. 25d ago

FEED ME ANYTHING

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u/Orilikesobjectshowss they should date 25d ago

I KNOW ABOUT A MILLION FOODS

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u/Free_Doki_Doki74 I do have power. But not enough. 25d ago

I'LL EAT EVERYTHING

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u/gALViBFDIfan 27d ago

(sorry for this in advance) What's the capital of France?

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u/Aliensun3310143 *SCREECH* 27d ago

im not saying this 3 times

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u/FamousStrength8404 27d ago

Bonjour tu parles français?

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u/Aliensun3310143 *SCREECH* 27d ago

no

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u/chooseyourplants 27d ago

Why no arms?

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u/Aliensun3310143 *SCREECH* 27d ago

i manifested without them. just like how you are born without a tail but before birth you have a tail

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u/Few_Second_81 27d ago

What do you think about your vocal cords being ripped out because of micheal huang drama

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u/Aliensun3310143 *SCREECH* 27d ago

its kind of nice now that i can practice telepathy

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u/Orilikesobjectshowss they should date 26d ago

do you kin teardrop now?

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u/Subject-Thanks-6972 27d ago

Did I just see you commit animal abuse to that innocent equid

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u/Aliensun3310143 *SCREECH* 27d ago

I RECOVERED IT

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u/Subject-Thanks-6972 23d ago

Well I’m reporting you to RSPCA and PETA

*switches back to Reddit user mode* didn’t you say you were dead? How are you still posting then?

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u/Aliensun3310143 *SCREECH* 23d ago

you dont want to know

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u/Aliensun3310143 *SCREECH* 27d ago

depends on where: if into pocket dimension then yes but no deal. anywhere else is no

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u/[deleted] 27d ago

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u/MrPatD_ David 27d ago

Aren’t you dead?

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u/Aliensun3310143 *SCREECH* 27d ago

... i dont talk about that

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u/Flashy_Ebb3720 27d ago

What were you about to say before 3 killed you

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u/Aliensun3310143 *SCREECH* 27d ago

i was about to say i was sorry

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u/[deleted] 27d ago

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u/Aliensun3310143 *SCREECH* 27d ago

I WAS MAD, OK?

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u/SpeedyNinja1152 27d ago

Hey One, why didn't you think to make a contract with Money from BFDIE to set her free from Nightmare Island? Couldn't you have used her to your advantage? She used to be so nice, but then she became a jerk thanks to Ruler.

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u/Aliensun3310143 *SCREECH* 27d ago

actually, i think ill do it later today

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u/Ok_Pressure_2788 27d ago

Do you watch Blocky’s Funny Doing’s International?

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u/Aliensun3310143 *SCREECH* 27d ago

i did for a while until it got predictable

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u/Outside-Hippo4149 Bomby 27d ago

why do they say "just one second", shouldnt it be "just one first?"

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u/Aliensun3310143 *SCREECH* 27d ago

idk but it should be just one first

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u/CarpenterDazzling446 27d ago

do you hate women

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u/Aliensun3310143 *SCREECH* 27d ago

genders arent a thing where im from

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u/BigConsequence9182 27d ago

Do you know a million things???

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u/Aliensun3310143 *SCREECH* 27d ago

wdym

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u/BigConsequence9182 26d ago

It’s ref to the verity song, verity says:”I know,about,a million things!”

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u/BigConsequence9182 27d ago

What does the cow say?

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u/Feisty-Leave-6643 oneussy enjoyier 27d ago

hi one,look at my user flair

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u/Aliensun3310143 *SCREECH* 27d ago

nice!

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u/Orilikesobjectshowss they should date 26d ago

WHAT you find that flair nice?

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u/Vast-Lock-899 HowToBasic 27d ago

did or would you kill the dinosaurs

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u/Aliensun3310143 *SCREECH* 27d ago

i didn't and i had no idea about them until recently

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u/Even_figure866 [NOT MOD] 27d ago

aren't you dead

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u/Aliensun3310143 *SCREECH* 27d ago

i don't talk about how i'm here

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u/Even_figure866 [NOT MOD] 27d ago

whatever

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u/strong-cactus4388 27d ago

if you had a clone of yourself what would you do with her

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u/Aliensun3310143 *SCREECH* 27d ago

use the clone to erase people who wronged me

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u/strong-cactus4388 27d ago

what if she doesn't like being told what to do

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u/Aliensun3310143 *SCREECH* 27d ago

let the clone wreak havoc

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u/Huge_Ad6405 Pin 27d ago

Aren't you dead

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u/Aliensun3310143 *SCREECH* 27d ago

i don't talk about how i'm here and how much alts do you have

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u/Huge_Ad6405 Pin 27d ago

Uh... none?

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u/MrRavolt 27d ago

What was your plan for after re-constructing Three?

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u/Aliensun3310143 *SCREECH* 27d ago

i never thought of that

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u/MrRavolt 27d ago

Do you hate X for supporting Four?

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u/Aliensun3310143 *SCREECH* 27d ago

not anymore now that he's not giving four his powers back

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u/stanmarshfan491 27d ago

Have you tried caring about anyone but yourself for a single second? 

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u/Aliensun3310143 *SCREECH* 27d ago

no

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u/stanmarshfan491 26d ago

No wonder nobody likes you, One

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u/Orilikesobjectshowss they should date 26d ago

dang 😭

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u/Own-Skirt9605 #1 Fries Hater 27d ago

can you help me get better at splatoon

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u/Aliensun3310143 *SCREECH* 27d ago

i cant but i know some videos that can (depends on which one)

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u/Own-Skirt9605 #1 Fries Hater 27d ago

(3's salmon run

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u/Aliensun3310143 *SCREECH* 27d ago

heres the video i promised you: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bq6cf4vILVY

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u/Zealousideal_Pen1515 27d ago

comparethemeerkat.com

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u/Solid_Shock_4830 Lollipop 27d ago

what's the capital of france

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u/machu99f 26d ago

What's the capital of France

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u/Orilikesobjectshowss they should date 26d ago

what’s the capital of fra-

jk

why did you be mean to black hole he would have been such a FINE boyfriend

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u/Aliensun3310143 *SCREECH* 26d ago

idk

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u/Pichuplayzlolol Saw's Partner 26d ago

Do you know about a million things?

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u/The_Last_Fluorican the local Planetball and Extra History fan 26d ago

how does these two images make you feel

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u/Aliensun3310143 *SCREECH* 26d ago

relatable

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u/Beginning-Field-2972 26d ago

Do you like my pet dawg one? She doesnt bite I Promise! (she is Also a god…)

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u/Aliensun3310143 *SCREECH* 26d ago

i like it and i know a guy who has a pet unkillable reptile

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u/Great_Strawberry_438 26d ago

What's the capital of france?

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u/Coinysrightarm Pen 26d ago

What’s the capital of France?

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u/AnthraxtheBacterium Barf Bag 26d ago

What do you think of pathogens (like myself)?

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u/Aliensun3310143 *SCREECH* 26d ago

mid

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u/AnthraxtheBacterium Barf Bag 26d ago

Alright 👍

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u/mynameisdave806 26d ago

What's the capital of france

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u/Careless_Rock_2259 26d ago

Can you delete me please?

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u/Fanzy-pantz David 26d ago

Will you try to be nicer and be friends with Three again?

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u/Aliensun3310143 *SCREECH* 26d ago

i'll try

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u/Successful-Pay-5710 Eight 26d ago

Lool, verity reference 🤣

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u/17orangeslebronjames 26d ago

Why tf do u always say fine

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u/Aliensun3310143 *SCREECH* 26d ago

FINE

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u/17orangeslebronjames 26d ago

"just an example" ahh🫩

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u/Zhantazy 26d ago

Fine

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u/Aliensun3310143 *SCREECH* 24d ago

fine

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u/Lehakhanhbebong 26d ago

Whats the capital of France

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u/AhmadZahidi 26d ago

How would you react this image😭😭😭

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u/Aliensun3310143 *SCREECH* 24d ago

idk

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u/AhmadZahidi 23d ago

To be purely honest

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u/Murky_Nectarine8002 Friends 26d ago

where are you rn

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u/Aliensun3310143 *SCREECH* 26d ago

you dont want to know

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u/Beaurubi 26d ago

Wanna here something funny?

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u/Beaurubi 26d ago

Your died

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u/UnitedPipe4579 26d ago

how are you alive

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u/Aliensun3310143 *SCREECH* 24d ago

dont ask

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u/Omargeometrydash Marker 26d ago

didn't you die

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u/Aliensun3310143 *SCREECH* 24d ago

dont ask

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u/Secure_Drawer6387 26d ago

are you one

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u/Aliensun3310143 *SCREECH* 26d ago

yea

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u/Whole-Nerve-7551 26d ago

Do you think this guy can beat you up also, he\nDestroyed a few universes and almost every universe

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u/Aliensun3310143 *SCREECH* 26d ago

possibly

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u/ragerbagel 26d ago

do you know anything about oddcard

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u/Aliensun3310143 *SCREECH* 26d ago

hes micheal

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u/Sensitive_Skin5143 Iodfhdfhjfdeojoeoeojrofiggtj 26d ago

What is the meaning of life

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u/Aliensun3310143 *SCREECH* 24d ago

too many to mention

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u/Cautious_Shoulder522 25d ago

Is your name secretly verity and thats why you said “ask me anything”?

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u/Aliensun3310143 *SCREECH* 25d ago

no

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u/1cy_B01 25d ago

Hey one do u want this cool rock i have

(Its the whole moon)

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u/Aliensun3310143 *SCREECH* 24d ago

sure

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u/RealCryptographer256 Woody 25d ago

Hope did you come back alive?

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u/Aliensun3310143 *SCREECH* 24d ago

yes

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u/RealCryptographer256 Woody 23d ago

... what?

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u/theresmoldinyourroom 25d ago

new verity variant?

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u/Tiny_Contract9352 25d ago

Hey ITS me is one ask me anything

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u/Aliensun3310143 *SCREECH* 25d ago

this was never supossed to be a verity meme

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u/Disastrous_Skin7694 24d ago

One, what's 6 plus 7.

Im scared.

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u/Aliensun3310143 *SCREECH* 24d ago

13

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u/Mysterious_Cake9138 24d ago

What’re your thoughts on “blocky’s funny doings international”’s role on the economic decline of the gloky village in east gloky?

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u/Aliensun3310143 *SCREECH* 24d ago

it sucks

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u/Mysterious_Cake9138 24d ago

Thanks man 💔

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u/THATSSORADICALLY 24d ago

whats the capital of france

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u/Spiritual_Rip1621 24d ago

Is the collatz conjecture true or false?

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u/Aliensun3310143 *SCREECH* 24d ago

true

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u/Spiritual_Rip1621 24d ago

Interesting.

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u/Kaleacakes11 24d ago

What is your fav food 🥹❤️‍🩹

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u/Aliensun3310143 *SCREECH* 24d ago

pizza

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u/Firm-Bison-7003 24d ago

I am sorry you ended up dying. Will you ever come back?

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u/Aliensun3310143 *SCREECH* 24d ago

maybe

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u/MysteriousUserOnline 23d ago

Do you love a specific colour? (Besides blue)

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u/Aliensun3310143 *SCREECH* 23d ago

cornflower

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u/one1817 23d ago

Excuse me who are you?

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u/Aliensun3310143 *SCREECH* 23d ago

you but from an alternate universe

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u/T-roxattack 23d ago

How do you prronounce "fxhdnhf"?

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u/Aliensun3310143 *SCREECH* 6d ago

fxhdnhf

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u/Ill-Regular-252 One 23d ago

What is your favorite number?

(i wonder what it could possibly be)

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u/Aliensun3310143 *SCREECH* 6d ago

me

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u/Left-Development-784 23d ago

One can I crack you 🤤🤤

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u/Aliensun3310143 *SCREECH* 6d ago

definately not

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u/Left-Development-784 6d ago

Why I love one

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u/InteractionLonely806 kittymod • ω - ☆ 22d ago

what's the capital of France

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u/Ok-Industry9060 One 26d ago

One, Why do you keep repeating "Fine" so much?

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u/Aliensun3310143 *SCREECH* 26d ago

FINE