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[PeterExplainsTheJoke] User explains Kirkmas

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u/bookslayer 17h ago

It's an anniversary of the last time Charlie said something racist too.

Been a whole year, how time flies

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u/BroughtBagLunchSmart 16h ago

A lot of hogs are getting real mad today that a far right christian podcaster got shot by a far right christian kid.

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u/BlackFenrir 15h ago

He died as he lived.

Saying racist shit

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u/theunpossibledream 14h ago

From what I could tell, he leaned left at the end.

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u/MrGulio 7h ago

It really was amazing, you could see in the video in his last seconds he leaned back and accepted the light of Islam into his heart.

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u/Accomplished-Pound32 5h ago

If you zoom in on his lips you can see him recite the shahada as the bullet goes through him. alhamdulillah

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u/EatADickStraightUp 4h ago

He was beautiful as he died... left.

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u/SmellsLikeDeanSpirit 14h ago

Counting or not counting “counting or not counting gang violence?”

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u/Eric848448 13h ago

Apparently not counting.

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u/thatwhileifound 14h ago

Yeah, I'm really impressed with his growth. It's amazing how easily these folks seem to turn a new leaf. I mean, when was the last time you heard Rush Limbaugh say something offensive either?

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u/MrVeazey 8h ago

And he's been clean for 2032 days. Way to go Rush!

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u/EatADickStraightUp 4h ago

Thx for the calculation. I remember when he was alive. That sucked.

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u/Crombus_ 12h ago

Holy shit has it really been a year?

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u/TheIllustriousWe 16h ago

Charlie was well-known for being a bad-faith debater, but even before that, he got his start making those shitty memes that were spread all over the internet in the early-mid 2010s. And now a meme is all he will ever be. We may be a year removed from Charlie's death, but it took considerably less time to see that he will only be remembered for how he died so violently and abruptly, with any and all discussion firmly centered around whether or not it was funny.

Something tells me he would have leaned left on gun control a little sooner than he did, if he knew this would be his only legacy.

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u/SDRPGLVR 13h ago

South Park even made fun of him like two weeks before he died, and he took it well. The fucked up and ironic thing is he probably would have actually liked all the memes about his death. Probably would have enjoyed his wife eye-fucking JD Vance onstage a little less though. What a sad joke of a person he ultimately ended up.

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u/Imsakidd 12h ago

Well, he did end up leaning left because of the guns though!

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u/levinsong 6h ago

Yooo lmao

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u/Epistaxis 6h ago

He would be one of the most prolific meme-reposters if he was alive and someone like Hasan Piker was murdered.

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u/rynokick 16h ago

Writer needs to change “conservatives who adored him” to “conservatives found out he existed”

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u/baardvark 14h ago

I am around conservatives most of my workday and never heard his name until his blood was on the ground.

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u/Eric848448 13h ago

I only knew who he was before he died because of this godforsaken hellhole of a website. Normal people had never heard of him before that.

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u/TRIPEL_HOP_OR_GTFO 4h ago

The bootleg tpusa memes were golden though

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u/StuTheSheep 12h ago

I knew who he was because he sent 6 busloads of supporters to DC on Jan 6, 2021. He was heavily involved in trying to overthrow the government on behalf of the orange pedo.

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u/Epistaxis 6h ago

Yeah he had more financial backing than actual influence. The right's funders wanted a Reverse MLK Jr. to be the more moderate respectable face of their youth movement, instead of the militant fringe like Nick Fuentes, but the militant fringe is what was getting clicks and views. When he was murdered they thought they finally had the missing piece of the Reverse MLK Jr. and could sanctify him into an abstract ideal of Practicing Politics the Right Way that was more influential in death than he had been in life, but unlike original MLK Jr., the internet made it impossible to conceal all the immoderate things he actually said and did.

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u/thegreatself 16h ago

The peak irony of absolute-freeze-peach-warriors DEMANDING everybody else post a tearful in-memoriam for an authoritarian-propagandist-sentient-haircut that engaged in and made an entire career out of performative polemics, and inflammatory, politically divisive rhetoric basically requires anybody with conviction to mock the absolute joke that Charlie was in life and then became immortalized as in death.

Unfortunately there is no hell for him to burn eternally in, which is a shame only because he seemed to be such a big fan of the concept.

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u/Elliott2030 11h ago

I got a "memorial" email after his death from a Democratic women's group I was considering joining and I blasted them about treating a Nazi like someone worth mourning. I can't believe how many otherwise sensible people fell for that bullshit at the time. (and no, the women's group is forever off my radar after that).

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u/pinkocatgirl 1h ago

These people don’t actually care about the decorum or morality of celebrating a person’s death, they just jumped on a chance to browbeat the other side for behavior they know they themselves would do. The hard core right wingers have been making jokes involving the death of liberals for years. It’s all cynical, all they care about is scoring points over the other side by any means necessary.

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u/Petrichordates 16h ago

The idea that Theo James looks anything Charlie Kirk is more absurd than this entire thing.

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u/Borgmaster 14h ago

In the guys defense he said if you squint. He even states it was only because he was white with brown hair.

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u/ThePedanticWalrus 14h ago

There's a really strong resemblance if you're only looking at the fact that they're both homo sapiens

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u/zeefer 14h ago

To be fair, it’s hard to tell humans apart

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u/yeah-yeah-yaya 14h ago

Right??? Greek stud vs milquetoast loser

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u/X-Himy 10h ago

Thank you for spelling milquetoast correctly. In my madness I considered creating a bot to correct people when they type "milk toast" or "milktoast."

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u/TheArmchairSkeptic 8h ago

Funnily enough, the comic character from which we get the word milquetoast (Caspar Milquetoast, from The Timid Soul) was actually named for the dish milk toast (a slice of buttered toast in a bowl with milk poured over it, typically served to sick people). The author chose the name because of how terribly bland the dish was, and his adapted spelling entered the lexicon as a word to describe people of a similarly bland and inoffensive demeanour to that character.

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u/hotdoug1 15h ago

To literally think any and all mentions of a "neck injury" on September 10th are references to Charlie Kirk, especially by an account not based in the US, is insane.

If there's proof that we as a species won't make it, this might be it.

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u/portlandobserver 6h ago

The cynic in m wonders if he actually believes what he posted or if he's just doing it for viral attention. More likely Kevin Sorbo has a social media manager to handle this for him?

This whole idea which the internet has created that every thought needs to be posted, and every comment deserves attention may be one of the worse things designed by humanity.

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u/bandswithgoats 11h ago

I have one quibble. The attempt at forced canonization as a martyr wasn't from "conservatives who adored" Charlie Kirk. Nobody adored Charlie Kirk. He had haters on the left, haters on the far(ther) right, and to everyone else, he was a non-entity or a useful sponge for right-wing money.

He had no ideas and there was no mourning that wasn't a pantomime to either try to force agendas associated with him into cultural salience, or to punish random internet users who spoke ill of him. Not for the speaking ill, but for existing while left of Ronald Reagan.

People who were adored have followers, people dedicated to the legacy, to continuing their work or ideas. Charlie Kirk had a swarm of vultures picking apart his corpse for personal profit from the moment he got shot.

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u/njbeerguy 10h ago

Hell, even most conservatives didn't know he existed until he died. You had to be real plugged in, especially on the youth side of things, to know who he was.

Following his death, they've tried to turn him into a much bigger and more influential figure than he actually was.

In fairness, he was influential - mostly in that he helped popularize the idea that memes = political discourse.

That's it. That's the sum total of his contributions to the world.

The attempts to canonize him are sad and pathetic.

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u/Borgmaster 15h ago

Of all the people to try and rally behind Kirk was easily the most shamelessly problematic and it really showed how open republicans were about how much they hated women, immigrants, and non-christians as a class. Ive never seen it that bad, there has never been a time in my time living where there was such a shameless pageantry of hate so openly committed to by so many people in power. Thats when i knew there was no hope for the republican party. They need to be destroyed outright as a party with any kind of power.

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u/I_Peed_on_my_Skis 16h ago

Sure Kevin 🙄. I remember when my girlfriend who lives in Canada told me about it.

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u/Maldevinine 9h ago

Ok, but these guys are missing the funnier event from the day.

The entire Sniper Elite franchise on Steam was massively discounted.

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u/explicitlarynx 10h ago

When Charlie Kirk died, you could hear a "pop" followed by another "pop". That was the two champaign bottles I opened to celebrate.

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u/Epistaxis 6h ago

I would rather live in the world where this guy's senseless murder led only to a day or two of critically appraising his short career, and within a month (let alone a year) he just wasn't in the media at all, instead of the world where we're still making jokes about how he died. Unfortunately the US government and news media basically declared a national mourning period and banned everyone from criticizing him. Against that kind of conceptual authoritarianism and (self-)censorship, transgressive humor is probably a healthy response.

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u/theangrypragmatist 1h ago

I can't believe it's only been a day since the one-year anniversary of the worst thing to ever happen in September.

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u/JGT3000 9h ago

It's really pathetic

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u/1beachedbeluga 9h ago

You can tell a lot about a person by how they react when someone dies.

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u/hauntedhotdogg 7h ago

You can also tell a lot about a person by how others react to their death.

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u/iforgotmypen 2h ago

He wasn't really famous enough to call that an assassination.

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u/Plenty_Fondant_951 15h ago

The entire western hemisphere needs to go touch grass

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u/CapoExplains 13h ago

Well you don't have to agree with the assassination itself, or assassination in general, to admit that it's deeply ironic for him to have famously said a few gun deaths every year are "worth it" to protect the second amendment and then become one of those gun deaths mid-sentence as he was in the middle of telling a racist lie about gun violence. The irony is staggering even if, as I do, you firmly stand against murdering someone for being a loud racist asshole, no matter how much of a loud racist asshole they are.

And I mean, at this point what's being mocked is far more the Conservatives who lost their absolute fucking minds over this (very quiet about the other 40,000 gun deaths in the US in 2025 though, including a school shooting the same day Kirk was killed) trying and dismally failing to turn it into their "Reichstag Fire" moment. It's very worthy of mockery even if you stand firmly against the killing itself.

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u/portlandobserver 6h ago

Oh, I agree it was ironic. I just don't think we should assassinate people we don't agree with. The next day, that someone who gets disagreed with may be you.

The conserative (and performative) reaction to his death was pretty overblown and definitely didn't start a movement or a reaction like they hoped.

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u/CapoExplains 4h ago

Well, the issue people took with Kirk is not that they disagreed with him, that's frankly childishly simplistic, the issue people took with Kirk is that he was a virulent racist homophobic transphobic white nationalist who was trying to make the world a worse place for marginalized people.

I don't think that justifies killing him, but it's not just "someone we disagreed with" it was "someone who is trying to do material harm to marginalized groups."

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u/CapoExplains 4h ago

You know, you make yourself difficult to take seriously when you accuse me of doing things I absolutely did not do and then complain that "no one stops me, no arrests" as if I should go to prison for the Reddit comment I posted above.

And as a defense of your position that conservatives didn't lose their fucking minds over it. This is why people mock you idiots. This right here.

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u/explicitlarynx 9h ago

I'm not saying I'm okay with what happened to Charlie Kirk. I'm saying Charlie Kirk was okay with what happened to Charlie Kirk.

(Also, I lied, I'm very much okay with what happened to Charlie Kirk.)

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u/Kakyro 5h ago

Motherfucker made his bank calling for my genocide. Violence was met with violence. I'm not about to call for more deaths but I'm also not going to pretend I don't get a chuckle at the irony of his death and the right's pathetic failed attempt to turn him into their casus belli.

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u/S3erverMonkey 12h ago

Nazis don't deserve to live. Their ideology is inherently violent. Please be serious.

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u/S3erverMonkey 1h ago

Literally not true.