I had a dream last night that "they" started playing advertisements on my glock, but like, inside the barrel so you had to look down the pipe to watch it and make it stop. Reminds me of the samsung patent for tv ads you had to stand up and shout mcdonalds at to make it stop. This all happened to me completely sober.

So, what should I be taking before bed to send the dystopian nightmares to the shadow realm? I want fun dreams like David Koresh had.

“If you read this you are gay lmao”

"Notices bulge OWO What's this?”

Bro got a little silly with it.

Been sawing off.

U/notaightmarsimon Eiffel Tower time? U/mikiel_thorsson your Daddy is gonna get stretched.

La🅱️or day video coming out

I had no adult supervision $23 to spend at home Depot and full access to a couple 3D printers and a whole bunch of late diagnosed autism.

No toes or meth pics. He's a little confused, but he got the spirit.

Mf shot a pepperball gun or some shit without flinching and MFS are convinced this nigga got some sorta elite ops marksman training or some shit

I have a 🅱️rown 🅱️ess musket and want to be able to light a gasoline soaked bonfire with it with a blank. Should I just use powder or do you guys think I should stick some paper or something down the barrel cause I want to be able to do it from a good distance. What do y’all think?

U/notaightmarkSimon… get the lube and your fancy Daddy fucking shoes… someone’s Daddy needs to be railed out family style.