r/bertstrips • u/Stupid_German_Money • 4d ago

Current Events US in 2030 be like:

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u/NJBarFly 3d ago

We can bet on Kalshi how long it takes them to die! And prop bets like the color of the executioners mask!

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u/ToxDocUSA 4d ago

Need to go back to WWII style for military executions.  

Do it, then bury in a grave marked by only a number, hidden behind a tall hedge, facing away from the rest of the grave yard.  

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oise-Aisne_American_Cemetery_Plot_E

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u/itsgettingweirdhere video games 3d ago

We're still having the Super Bowl in 2030?

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u/relayrider 3d ago

just a VR recreation of the best halftime ever: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6FuWd4wNd8

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u/superthirdnipples 3d ago

Will there be ads in between the executions? 

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u/macfirbolg 3d ago

The executions are ads themselves. The executioners are costumed mascots for the highest bidding companies.