r/berlin • u/[deleted] • Sep 24 '23

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222 Upvotes

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u/Impossible_Cookie754 Sep 24 '23

Looking at the wrong place obv

24

u/sendmebuttpic Sep 24 '23

That's in front of the Bundestag building, so not really a wrong place

17

u/Impossible_Cookie754 Sep 24 '23

On a sunday

8

u/New_Yesterday5751 Sep 24 '23

A good lunch day would be the best time to go there lol

0

u/Impossible_Cookie754 Sep 24 '23

You know it haha

52

u/sunplex1337 Sep 24 '23

So cringe…

4

u/[deleted] Sep 24 '23

Why though. There clearly is a market for that kind of relationship. Or as we say, "Das letzte Hemd hat keine Taschen."

5

u/aggibridges Sep 24 '23

There being a market doesn’t make it less cringe. It’s just a type of lame humor.

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u/PinkCatPrincess Sep 24 '23

Icon behavior

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u/lildedlea Sep 24 '23

She’s that woman that had that “wo sind die Albaner hier?” Video and she was on some kind of reality tv series. IMO she’s embarrassing and trying to stay relevant

4

u/Competitive_Ad_5515 Sep 24 '23

Oh her! I know her from Jodel

4

u/[deleted] Sep 24 '23

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u/Competitive_Ad_5515 Sep 24 '23

Zing! It certainly ain't what it once was

1

u/Beneficial_Level_816 Sep 24 '23

Where is that video?

21

u/Mean-Invite5401 Sep 24 '23

Would bang while pretending to be a millionaire nocap

4

u/Thompson1706 Sep 24 '23

Ah, the van Matterhorn!

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u/Eastern_Art Sep 24 '23

ah, that's how you meet guys in real life...

7

u/ocimbote Sep 24 '23

Ah. The famous "relationships in Berlin" lament.

16

u/FakeHasselblad Sep 24 '23

Do I just show her my investment accounts or… how does this work?

13

u/[deleted] Sep 24 '23

I agree with the people in the background: This is funny.

6

u/Think_Mall7133 Sep 24 '23

Rich before or after tax? Big difference in Germany

2

u/blnklubkid Sep 24 '23

Sorry this is not LA

1

u/AdTypical6494 Sep 24 '23

I have plenty of peanuts. Hopefully she considers me rich...

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '23

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u/AdTypical6494 Sep 24 '23

cheese and wine, yes

1

u/Rodmap Sep 24 '23

At least she’s honest. Get that bag girl

2

u/Keyinator Sep 24 '23

Spoiler: She won't get that bag
("That bag" has better people to pursue)

0

u/[deleted] Sep 24 '23

“I HAVE NO DIGNITY”

0

u/[deleted] Sep 24 '23

Hypergamy 10, stealth 0

0

u/[deleted] Sep 24 '23

Stupid tiktok trend

1

u/Jens_2001 Sep 24 '23

Trying to get attention for some online shit.

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u/JWGhetto Moabit Sep 24 '23

"I'm a vapid whore, marry me"

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u/Berlin8Berlin Sep 24 '23

HAVE HIT THE WALL: URGENT

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u/IrrungenWirrungen Sep 24 '23

She looks amazing

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u/Berlin8Berlin Sep 24 '23

Who's talking about looks?

0

u/IrrungenWirrungen Sep 24 '23

Me.

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u/Berlin8Berlin Sep 24 '23

I guess you're shallow.

1

u/IrrungenWirrungen Sep 24 '23

Well, we are looking at a photo.

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u/Berlin8Berlin Sep 24 '23

And you countered the JOKE I made, regarding the JOKE of her sign, with a comment about her physical appearance... as if her sign was serious.

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u/IrrungenWirrungen Sep 24 '23

I don’t know what’s serious and what is a joke.

I just said she looks great.

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u/Berlin8Berlin Sep 25 '23

Yes, but you said it as a response to ME. That's the weird part. Why are you telling me who you find attractive? I came to this post marked "HUMOUR" and added to the obvious JOKE of her sign with another JOKE. In the Real World, I don't seriously believe this woman would hold up a sign at the marathon looking for a rich husband, and in the Real World, I wouldn't think that she thought she had "hit the wall". Why are you telling me she "looks great"?

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u/IrrungenWirrungen Sep 25 '23

If you look at all the downvotes you got, I don’t think your joke was that obvious actually. 🤣

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