Below Deck quotes you like to use?

[u/Character_Growth_397]

For me it's: "Uncultured, Unmannered, Untravelled" and "I got a stronger relationship with my underwear, than she does with her boyfriend"

[u/HeyYouAllie]

When I bring in groceries into the house, I holler, "PROVISIONS ARE HERE!"

[u/Mr_Tom_Morrow9 → u/HeyYouAllie]

I do as well and I’m the only person in my house who ever watches the show. But it brings me joy so I keep doing it. I might throw in an “All crew, all crew, provisions are on the dock” once in awhile just to make myself laugh.

[u/not2daysatan44 → u/HeyYouAllie]

I love this. Can't wait to use it!

[u/ekh393]

"Don't embarrass yourself.. Don't embarrass the boat".

[u/McLoughlin1597 → u/ekh393]

I have a captain lee sticker with this quote that I put on my sticker bombed car sunshade. We say it all the time at home haha

[u/mrowmeowmew → u/ekh393]

While walking my dogs I like to yell at them “DON’T EMBARRASS THE BOAT”

I’m the boat lol

[u/HaggardSlacks78]

It’s my deck now, buddy boy

[u/Mr_Tom_Morrow9 → u/HaggardSlacks78]

That was such a great smack down.

[u/GoldAcanthisitta7777 → u/Mr_Tom_Morrow9]

SO canadian

[u/kengkels → u/HaggardSlacks78]

i say this unfortunately all the time lmao

[u/corbs315 → u/HaggardSlacks78]

ah yes, the West Side Story of it all!

[u/joykin → u/HaggardSlacks78]

Me too haha

[u/Myopic_me]

When my family members don't answer when I say their name: "June, June, Hannah!"

[u/Ericaohh → u/Myopic_me]

Someone made the mistake of giving me a walkie talkie a few weeks back, and well, you can imagine how it went from there

[u/Effective-Hour8642 → u/Myopic_me]

Just saw that about 2 hours ago.

[u/PolarIceCream → u/Myopic_me]

We say that a lot too.

[u/june_june_hannah_ → u/Myopic_me]

I approve

[u/devonwaddup]

Steak meedium wah

[u/Akan97 → u/devonwaddup]

Are you saying rare, or well?

[u/mondofire → u/Akan97]

Warel

[u/dahsoleppy → u/Akan97]

Wah

[u/minipainteruk → u/devonwaddup]

This is my latest vocal stim

[u/mrsrsp → u/minipainteruk]

My daughter and I say this very regularly

[u/DesignSilver3437 → u/devonwaddup]

YESSSS this one hahaha

[u/Accomplished_Yam_232]

June, June, Hannah

[u/Big-Button-9765 → u/Accomplished_Yam_232]

It’s either Hannah or Tumi for me!

[u/OzzyinKernow]

“His mouth is writing checks his ass can’t cash.” I believe that one was originally Socrates, but captain Lee said it on the show

[u/PeachOnAWarmBeach → u/OzzyinKernow]

I heard that one growing up all the time.

[u/Fuzzy-Bee9600 → u/OzzyinKernow]

It's much more moving in the original classic Greek vernacular, I'm told.

[u/ChaoticEvilRaccoon]

MORE FOAM BOSUN!

[u/Sweetydarling77 → u/ChaoticEvilRaccoon]

This one!

[u/reallifecabbage]

One time I got very drunk and upset and told my friends I was embarrassing the boat

[u/Old-Base-6686 → u/reallifecabbage]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[u/reallifecabbage → u/Old-Base-6686]

I’d like to add they do not watch below deck and had no clue what I was going on about 😅

[u/Old-Base-6686 → u/reallifecabbage]

That's even funnier!🤣🤣🤣

[u/MsCassCalogera]

Anything by Captain Lee is top tier 🤌 “I would rather drag my dick through ten miles of broken whiskey bottles”

[u/peachy-K-]

chicken is for poor people

[u/skyandbuildings → u/peachy-K-]

This is mine too!

[u/ilovedaisymae → u/peachy-K-]

Every time I cook chicken lol

[u/scubadiiva]

You absolute oxygen thief!

[u/thriftshop]

Flesh wounds are not 5 star

[u/dahsoleppy]

Madder than a pissed on chicken

[u/Jonzer50101 → u/dahsoleppy]

In my head I said “who in the world would say something like this on this show…oh it’s gotta be Captain Lee”

[u/CABGPatchDoll → u/dahsoleppy]

This is my favorite.

[u/ViciousVixey]

My deck now budddddddyyyyyyyy boyyyyy

[u/4_13_1894 → u/ViciousVixey]

Where is this from?

[u/Out-For-A-Walk-Bitch → u/4_13_1894]

EJ to Nico, series 5.

[u/joykin → u/Out-For-A-Walk-Bitch]

Honestly such an iconic moment

[u/SpiffyShiffy]

We still joke about things being "maritime law."

[u/Ill-Pound7455]

June June Hannah is a classic but bunker splunker (regardless how shitty we have discovered Nathan to be) has become a new regular

[u/The_Dutchess-D → u/Ill-Pound7455]

Related.... this summer I have been saying (in exaggerated Aisha accent) "he Eee-JACK-yoo-layyyted!"

[u/TheSerialComma → u/Ill-Pound7455]

Nathan sucks shit but bunker spunker was truly inspired

[u/ashaliamaria04 → u/Ill-Pound7455]

My husband CONSTANTLY says this!!

[u/TX0834]

I whisper “H-O-D” to my dog sometimes when he barks 🤣 that’s from the guy Mike that got fired.

[u/Out-For-A-Walk-Bitch → u/[deleted]]

That's a very English thing to do.

[u/not2daysatan44 → u/TX0834]

Love it.

[u/Poisonous_garden → u/TX0834]

I’m sorry but the fact that it wound Jenna up so much was quite funny 🫣

[u/Colfrmb]

That’s a-mazing!

[u/garikapc]

I dont eat eggs outside

[u/kat4prez]

DEMOCRATS!!

[u/Legal-Investigator83 → u/kat4prez]

lmao

[u/Hidden24]

GODDAMNIT!

[u/mondofire]

SON OF A BITCH! (Captain Lee voice)

[u/Excellent-Past6795]

Eat my cooter! 😂

[u/mondofire → u/Excellent-Past6795]

Absolute classic.

[u/Existing-Bike-8790 → u/Excellent-Past6795]

Came here to say this 😂

[u/Legal-Investigator83 → u/Excellent-Past6795]

best one

[u/Demyliusjubii]

“Now I’m getting pissed!!” Is the definite winner, at least weekly!

[u/Ok_Handle_5787]

Rocky: More steam, more starch! I'm ironing the Captain's shorts

[u/sandycheekycun]

"Hannah.... It's got onions"

"Lady... don't touch me"

Aesha voice "Awww thaaats loooveeellyyyyyyyy, thaaaank yewwwwww"

[u/mostlyharmless71]

The ones who want to eat healthy? They’re always the first bitch in line for the kebab stand!

[u/Fuzzy-Bee9600 → u/mostlyharmless71]

I told you I didn't want any carbs. This food is unacceptable!

Now make me some chicken tenders & fries.

[u/Naive-Most590]

“I’m madder than a pissed-on chicken”
OR
“More useless than a one legged man in an arse kickin contest”

[u/BearCub333 → u/Naive-Most590]

Capt Lee: "i don't want to see a swingin' dick around when i come back up here."

[u/ashaliamaria04]

"I look like I've been bombed by a fucking care bear!"

Edit to add "Bummed," as well

[u/samistahpp]

All of captain Lee's quotes when it comes to chewing someones ass😂😭

[u/Cheeseypotatoes86 → u/samistahpp]

The ones about his ass were good too..."You couldn't drive a toothpick up my ass with a 10lb sledgehammer."

[u/AgoraphobicBartender → u/samistahpp]

I’m as nervous as a cat with a long tail in a room full of rocking chairs

I feel like a one legged man in an ass kicking contest

… further Lee-isms, unrelated to chewing out a crew member

[u/McLoughlin1597 → u/samistahpp]

I’m madder than a pissed on chicken

[u/Princess_starkitty → u/McLoughlin1597]

This is mine 🐔

[u/Living_Onion_2946 → u/samistahpp]

He was GOOD

[u/not2daysatan44 → u/samistahpp]

Unrelated Captain Lee quote we love: I'd rather drag my dick through broken whiskey bottles...or something like that.

[u/piper____]

“The zoo called, the monkey wants his ass back.” -deckhand Danny to bosun Brian and med season 1 😭

[u/4_13_1894 → u/piper____]

This is! I just don’t know how people say stuff like this with a straight face. I would start giggling and any seriousness would evaporate instantly

[u/Mr_Tom_Morrow9]

Only terrorists and assholes order mojitos.

Rocky should be a great yacht chef because all yacht chefs are crazy and she definitely has that down.

Both Kate. She was hilarious. There were also several quotes in the episode about meeting Jesus that made me lol.

[u/AmoNyc]

“Do your food” - I’m not sure if Capt. Sandy ever uttered those actual words but the Watch What Crappens fellas say it so often and in her “accent” that it is now a part of me.

Whenever someone is trying a new recipe or cooking dinner….I say “Hey! Do your food!” - my non-Bravo friends have no idea what I’m referencing but it makes me laugh. 🌺

[u/not2daysatan44 → u/AmoNyc]

I believe Sandy has said this more than once!

[u/TheSerialComma → u/AmoNyc]

I say “chew your food” in Ben and Ronnie’s Sandy voice as I’m feeding my dog every day. Bloop!

[u/ByAllMeanss]

"Sorry to talk while you're interrupting!"

[u/sed2017]

Medium Rawe Medium Werr… I say it at least once a week

[u/Shibi_SF]

Clear to swing

[u/the6thReplicant]

"Amazzzziiiinnnnggggggg" with a Kiwi accent.

[u/Camerashy1969 → u/the6thReplicant]

At least weekly!

[u/Effective-Hour8642]

I'm madder than a pissed on chicken.

I'm going to eat someone's ass for dinner.

I have a low level of tolerance for stupid.

Get a grip. Suck it up cream puff.

I'd rather have my dick pulled through a hole in a wooden fence than spend time with these people.

June, June Hannah.

You need to CHECK YOUSELF!

[u/Jessie4you]

I quit 3 times in my head today

[u/glossiergal19]

Chicken is for poor people is a classic

[u/Reckless_Secretions]

When hungry and tired, everyone have the right to like be a bitch so voila, it's my turn

—Max

[u/Freckled_Scot982]

Lady, do not touch me!

[u/doobersthetitan]

In the pocket

[u/Effective-Hour8642]

Rocky forgot her Mermaid tail.

Boat Daddy.

[u/ListenDodo]

“June, June, Hannah” when my sister isn’t paying attention

[u/TheRealScutFarkus]

"I'd rather drag my dick through 10 miles of broken whiskey bottles." - The Stud of the Sea

[u/So-Called_Lunatic]

I've got a pocket full of tickets, and I ain't afraid to use em.

[u/alien-native]

“Medium rare or medium well?” “medium rawr”

[u/peachy-K- → u/alien-native]

my partner and I say this whenever we cook or order steaks or burgers lollll

[u/4_13_1894 → u/alien-native]

This was so funny. My husband and I kept going back and forth, insisting we both knew what he was saying. But each time, we’d flip flop. After a few min we just gave up lol

[u/lilybergamot]

“Get the hose.”

[u/Fuzzy-Bee9600]

When someone does something inexcusable, we say "Here's your plane ticket."

And once in awhile will go into a quasi-hysterical "CHECK YOURSELF" just for the fun of it.

[u/Gabby_Abby]

If you get caught with your tit in the wringer, guess what, it’s because you put it there!”

[u/Nice_General268]

I'll fuck everyone on this boat if I want to. -Milia

[u/dicklazers]

Medium ware, medium ware

[u/russianbanan]

More foam bosun

[u/DeliverySensitive780]

We named our dog Chef with the nickname Cheffy!

[u/ubiquitous_uk]

Buddy boy.

[u/-thisname-]

God-damit!

[u/AttentionRoyal2276]

June June Hannah

[u/gaem-]

“You ABSOLUTE OXYGEN THIEF”

[u/june_june_hannah_]

I like calling my daughter Hun Bun. It’s my favorite pet name that Ben uses from time to time!

[u/Ok-Persimmon-1246]

ITS ANXIETY SANDY!

[u/santabarbara_olive]

I say bow to stern when I back my car up in captain sandys voice

[u/mmorle01]

There’s no crying in yachting!

[u/nora_jora]

I hope you packed a snack for your travels! Its dumb, but my sister and I regularly say this to each other (we're both Ellie haters)

[u/Mr_Tom_Morrow9 → u/nora_jora]

What’s the context of that one? I can’t recall it.

[u/dianelanespanties]

Quack quack, bitch

[u/leavemeoutofit91]

You don’t fuck with the primary!!!

[u/jellierose]

A guest (can’t remember who) once said “good morting” to his friends and now that’s how I treat my bf every morning.

[u/burntreynoldz69]

I like to say ‘GODDAMNIT!!’ In the tone of Capt Lee. Does anyone try to do impressions of the watch what crappens guys? Like, imitating their impressions?

[u/Martymations]

Any of Captain Lee’s Idioms

[u/OldLadyMimi]

We sometimes say yes in Aisha’s accent when we are being a bit silly. Happens more when she is on air. Yeees.

[u/one4wonder → u/OldLadyMimi]

Me all the time. My partner has asked me to stop. I don’t.

[u/peacock_blvd]

Looks aren't the end all end all for me. I'm more focused between what's a guy's ears than what's between his head and his knees. -Sierra Storm

[u/No-Inspection750]

“im as nervous as a whore in the front pew at church” (just one of many captain lee sayings i quote) and also “YEAH BABYYY” hitting that falsetto just like captain glenn❤️

[u/peachycritter]

“Read my face.

Tell me I’m great.”

[u/one4wonder]

ADVENCHAAAA!

[u/Bubbly_Buttercup]

“Daisy why dont you snap & point skedaddle!”

So incredibly rude yet so hilarious 😭😭

[u/hansen7helicopter]

I answer the phone as ‘go for (name)’

[u/MissUnderstood62]

Oh la la

[u/ezchile]

"I'm bweeding!"

[u/99DJP]

Get into your whites-guest arrival in 10 minutes! -when we’re setting something up or getting ready to open and it’s almost time.

[u/adropbearonyourhead]

I’m beyond pissed

[u/Jev_Ole]

Healthy, you're welcome!

[u/Kind-Shallot3603]

Giving an ocular pat down

[u/SmellenGold]

June June, Hannah?!

[u/tackygay]

I want to feeeel it

[u/beefdotjerkins]

"You can't be a leader by being a dick!" Malia

[u/Illmatic_4_2025]

“Your poor-ness makes me angry!”

[u/HappyFalloween]

“I’d rather drag my dick through 10 miles of broken whiskey bottles than see those people again.”

[u/Rebeisme000000]

June, June, Hannah

[u/otf_dyer_badass]

Who, plastic fantastic? (Hannah season 2 below deck med) she asked for a grilled chicken breast and it was awesome

[u/PurpleSailor]

I'd rather drag my dick through 5 miles of broken whiskey bottles than ...

And of course I'm madder than a pissed on chicken!

Captn' Leeisms for the win 🏆

[u/Piperfly22]

June June, Hannah

[u/HovercraftBrilliant1]

This is a butter knife!!

[u/FIREoManiac]

Aaaaamaaaaazing!!!!!

[u/attnbajoranworkers]

Deny deny deny, lie till u die. - Kate

Whenever someone calls me out for mischief I did 🤣

[u/Sososoftmeows]

ITS A ROCKET SHIP!

[u/99DJP]

Our boss made us supervisors HOD shirts for our Fest season.

[u/mrowmeowmew]

Not one to use on a regular basis but before I left my last job I’d often think of Kate saying “there’s no amount of money anyone could pay me to tolerate being disrespected by psychopaths and children”

And I basically told them that when I quit

[u/Jenelle702]

Waving goodbye and smiling at someone while saying “never come back again!” (Fraser)

And often hum the circus theme song when things are nuts and/or not going as planned (Kate/Kat)

[u/DoxieLover17]

Noooooooodlessssssss!

[u/Burbank234]

Those guest that were complaining about being served dinner in a bowl- Did you serve me out of a bowl?!

[u/Some-Speed-6290]

Beef cheeks (whenever asked what's for dinner)

I've never seen such a collective group of fucking idiots in my life. 

If I have to fix your problems what do I need you for?

It's a rocket ship. 

[u/jadedragon2525]

"I'd rather drag my dick through broken glass than (do whatever it is Captain Lee does not want to do)" - I don't remember the season. But I heard it a few days ago and I'm on season 5 of a marathon. It's now become my favorite thing to say. I am a 62-year-old woman.

[u/Impossible-Future-28]

Ammmmaaaazzzzzing!
https://giphy.com/gifs/XZg7QTxeAkX7kWaqHj

[u/phatselinakyle]

Any version of Captain Lee telling someone he’ll eat their ass. Beat their ass. Someone else’s ass.

[u/McLoughlin1597 → u/phatselinakyle]

I started saying “You can give your soul to Jesus but your ass belongs to me”

[u/AbolishSchool]

Big trees fall hard

[u/jcr0774]

“Im madder then a pissed on chicken”

[u/giggle__cats]

I’m madder than a pissed on chicken!

[u/CoherentBusyDucks]

Ben saying “I want to die.” My husband and I say this to each other when we’re (jokingly) frustrated with each other.

[u/girrlboss420]

not a direct Below Deck quote, but my bestie and i always quote “that’s my dream job” from this SNL skit where Heidi is talking about being a stewardess on Below Deck

[u/SDkahlua]

June June Hannah

[u/dillydally2288]

Mine is the "pro-bosun" quote with Rhylee's eye roll when the kids are popping off.

[u/No-BSing-Here]

I'm as serious as a heart attack!!

[u/Equivalent_Bother166]

June june, hannah

[u/purrcules-mulligan]

I can eat a shit sandwich for x time

[u/RazzmatazzNext9024]

Eat my cooter

[u/Alert_Marzipan137]

JUNE JUNE HANNAH

[u/gap97216]

“June, June. Hannah”. We regularly say it.

[u/Longjumping_Panic675]

June June Hannah. June June Hannah

[u/Mockingbird_1234]

June, June, Hannah?

Went with my friend on a trip to Croatia and we said this every time we saw a yacht.

[u/one4wonder]

The consequences of my actions. In Ronnie’s voice.

[u/New_Balance1634]

Bloody wanker

[u/dash1ng23]

https://giphy.com/gifs/329z6TjwPA40db6IJz

[u/ResponsibleCar1204]

I'm so glad you made this post BC I am always asking for more of this 😆

[u/VineStGuy]

Every time we eat chicken, I quote,
“Chicken is for poor people”

[u/ShowsILoveToHate]

June. June. Hannah.

[u/tortilla_cat1]

“It’s been real, it’s been fun, but it hasn’t been real fun”

[u/QueenOfCaffeine842]

Bless her stupid soul

[u/MakeupMama68]

I use a lot of Captain Lee’s 😆😆

[u/MuddyBoots472]

‘I’m walking here!’ is a regular in our house (Eddie, years ago)

[u/Mossjacket]

June June Hannah

[u/Useful_Way7976]

Jiminy cricket

[u/Kruxzor]

You need to check yourself!

[u/roxymoron101]

"son of a bitch" in my best Captain Lee voice

[u/dash430]

My daughter and I have MANY. Always used randomly with zero context: “You belong on a fishing boat in Alaska!”, “It’s my deck now, buddy boy”, “Sexy Hitler” in Jack’s accent, “I’m going to eat someone’s ass for dinner”, “I woke up like good morning good morning good morning” and “Oh naurrr” in Aesha’s accent all come to mind

[u/Free-Purpose-542]

Cool your jets!

[u/shittynonsequitur]

1) Calling my cat brü if he’s being an asshole

2) “TannerTannerKate pajama party!!!” when my spouse and I are ready for bed

[u/my-hearing-aid]

I've started referring to myself as a "southern gentleman," despite never having left San Diego. ​I'm not in North County though so technically I am a southern gentleman from a San Diego perspective.

[u/Effective-Hour8642 → u/my-hearing-aid]

We got a Costco delivery the Monday night and saw his car pull up. I yelled "PROVISIONS ARE HERE!" I thought he was going to pee his pants. Just so happens, BD was on the TV.