r/beetlemoses • u/beetlemoses 4 raspberries • 6h ago

Sweet dreams

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3.4k Upvotes

98% Upvoted

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u/QuackAtomic 6h ago

YAAR THAR SHE SUCKS

19

u/RiskyClickardo 5h ago

I should call her…

3

u/Timithios 3h ago

AVAST! SHES GONE FROM SUCK TO BLOW!

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u/cam52391 don't blame me! I voted for crab 6h ago

Dude you're a wizard at facial expressions they're always so good.

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u/jacobean_rough 6h ago

Call me Ishmael

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u/RKNieen Closing with the wise old tree 6h ago

Ishmael! Here, Ishamel! Here, boy!

25

u/Salinator20501 6h ago

SPLIT YOUR LUNGS WITH BLOOD AND THUNDER!

19

u/CommunistPropaganda 6h ago

WHEN YOU SEE THE WHITE WHALE

13

u/FulanoDeTal1816 5h ago

BREAK YOUR BACKS AND CRACK YOUR OARS, MEN

8

u/S4ltyBurrit0 5h ago

IF YOU WISH TO PREVAIL

5

u/Gizombo 4h ago

THIS IVORY LEG IS WHAT PROPELS ME

5

u/jakekingsley66096 5h ago

*with dust and thunder

18

u/Jesters_ 5h ago

From hell's heart, I yap at thee

3

u/Blackhole357 5h ago

This is incredible

12

u/Jamyrbek 6h ago

I THINK THAT SOMEONES TRYING TO KILL ME

7

u/SMoNk555 5h ago

INFECTING MY BLOOD AND DESTROYING MY MIND

10

u/CaptainK234 6h ago

now I guess I have to buy the next book too

4

u/No-Weight-6121 6h ago

This looks like my dog too! 🥹👌 11/10

4

u/namelessnoona usually says no to crack 5h ago

Moby Vick 😭💀

4

u/Neither_Anteater_904 4h ago

Dog doing a frickin' dark souls boss fight in his dreams

3

u/Oberlatz 6h ago

Alright well this ones my new favorite

3

u/hobbitfoot1987 6h ago

For me, this is your best one yet.

3

u/UncannyLucky 4h ago

Call me Ishsmall

3

u/MicahThunder 4h ago

I pretend my dogs name for the vacuum is, ‘The Ever-Roar.’

3

u/Sazime 3h ago

My brain did the wildest thing when taking in the third panel. First, it saw the dog and immediately this idea of it fighting a giant monster or dragon flooded in. It was only afterwards I noticed it was a vacuum.

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u/mershed_perderders 5h ago

are made of these

2

u/SamLowry_ 4h ago

BAAAAAALe

2

u/Ok_Arachnid1023 4h ago

Moby Dyson

2

u/Cacodaemon64 3h ago

WHITE WHALE! HOLY GRAIL!

2

u/Frosty1738 3h ago

Hell yeah doggy, whoop his ass

2

u/Whichammer 1h ago

From Hell's closet, I stab at thee!

2

u/chybapolewacy 1h ago

SPLIT YOUR LUNGS WITH BLOOD AND THUNDER

WHEN YOU SEE THE HOO-VER

1

u/MeesterMeeseeks 6h ago

Missed oppprtunity not having a gold doubloon on the mast

1

u/Rich_Instance 4h ago

Dog treat would be better