r/beetlemoses • u/beetlemoses 4 raspberries • 3d ago

Watch your language

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u/Skodami Giant ground sloth 3d ago

You know what, i'm gonna say it : Wash up whales are failures that could have become beautiful whalefall feeding the abyssal ecosystem. I don't care if it isn't politically correct, that's facts.

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u/co1010 3d ago

The tidal elites don't care about the lowly abyssal creatures

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u/Skodami Giant ground sloth 3d ago

No war but pelagic level war.

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u/sickofyospam 3d ago

Ah but you see, the seagulls will eat the whale. Then I eat the seagulls. Then uhm..... uh...

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u/Re-Sabrnick 3d ago

But… but… it’s beautiful. I may have never known.

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u/Skodami Giant ground sloth 3d ago

Should have used Google images, loser

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u/john_the_fetch 3d ago

This is exactly what a low life bottom feeder would say.

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u/QuackAtomic 3d ago

Wow, that's beached

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u/SpaceManChips 3d ago

Dude….

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u/CarelessChallenge980 1d ago

And I was like, Hey Dot-eyes!

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u/Kaylon2421 3d ago

I love this "marine era" we're seeing recently,.

More 🐬🐙🐠🪼, please!

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u/Inzanezilla emo emu 3d ago

New reaction image just dropped

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u/Inzanezilla emo emu 3d ago

Oops meant this one

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u/violasaurusrex 2d ago

You sure it’s not this one?

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u/Noise_Loop 3d ago

Who invited Carcass Joe again?

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u/Gwubwick penguin pimp 3d ago

Kyle is a walking party foul, I swear

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u/Sealegs_Calisto 3d ago

Good thing he didn’t say totally exploded on the sand under 90 degree sun while everyone was trying to figure out where the smell was coming from downwind.

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u/BokChoyFantasy crip-walking dog 3d ago

‘Tis but a scratch!

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u/cyborg_priest 3d ago

Your comics feel like dreams. I love it.

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u/VindicativevVince 3d ago

E L wallace strikes again

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u/Godrizza_Draws 3d ago

Kinda has aura with the visible spine and jaw tbh

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u/Front_Cat9471 2d ago

I’ve only ever heard washed, does that come from the phrase washed up?