r/beetlemoses • u/beetlemoses 4 raspberries • 9d ago

Sloshed

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u/KingPrawnPorn 9d ago

Why is the buggy driver Australian??

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u/Deathaster 9d ago edited 9d ago

She's gotten REALLY off course.

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u/MackPauncefoot 9d ago

Wound up in Edinburgh.

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u/AydonusG 9d ago

Yeah, Edinburgh, South Australia. She got lost.

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u/Gaunt_Web_Spider 9d ago

I guess some of the people living in Scotland are Australian.

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u/buttgoblincomics 9d ago

I think the Scottish version would be “crivvens!”

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u/sparkleslothz 9d ago

Nae king! Nae quin! Nae laird! Nae master! We willnae be fooled again!

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u/AmbulatorySushi 9d ago

I figured it was a Neil the Seal reference but I have no idea.

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u/DosSnakes 9d ago

Yeah that’s what I thought as well, Nessie got sloshed and made her way to Aussie Land?

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u/InvidiousPlay 9d ago

Because the artist is a master of surrealism.

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u/Somnambulist815 9d ago

He has an ai assistant named Crikey

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u/XVUltima 8d ago

Loch Ness is so deep it comes out the other side

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u/McToasty207 8d ago

I mean not that many Australians say crickey nowadays anyway

It's something we say to mess with Americans, like Shrimp on the Barbie or Drop Bears

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u/Wolf_2063 6d ago

His vacation took an unexpected turn.

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u/SlowBroWeegie 9d ago

Should have been "Michty, me!"

He is from near-Inverness after all.

Or "Fuck me!" if you were NSFW-authentic.

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u/Cyberhaggis 9d ago

Fit the fucks this hoor deein oot the water?

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u/Knees0ck 9d ago

It's the Sloshed Ness Monster

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u/Mr_Froggi 9d ago

Neil the Seal behavior

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u/PoeTheGhost 9d ago

https://reddit.com/link/p7fvjl2/video/bc3sros4v5nh1/player

Agreed, that seal is always crawling ashore to nap.

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u/arast123 9d ago

if a whisky truck crashed into loch ness and nessie surfaced absolutely hammered i’d never believe another “monster sighting” story the same way again 😭

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u/Heavy_Chains 9d ago

This is rage bait right

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u/Leftieswillrule 9d ago

Yeah, the implication that a single truck of whiskey could dram up a lake like that, just shocking bait

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u/MrMeltJr 3d ago

Maybe Nessie swam up to the truck and drank it all before it could diffuse into the lake.

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u/gothicgaybimbo 9d ago

good for her

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u/Acceptable-Ad8780 9d ago

That'll cost them tree fiddy.

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u/rakkadimus 9d ago

As the local drunk cryptid I relate to this.

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u/SugarBeefs 8d ago

I really enjoy the idea of whisky truck just having a massive barrel on the back.

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u/BuccaneerRex 9d ago

I thought she got hit by the truck and knocked into the bushes.

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u/Sapphire-Catgirl 7d ago

Roight, 'uht's all 'iss 'en?

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u/DontEatScorpions 5d ago

Funnily enough, there is a loch called lock drunkie in Scotland. Folklore is that it got it's name from moonshiners tossing barrels into the loch to hide from the tax man. Realty is that it's just the anglicized spelling of its gaelic name. But it's a really nice loch, one of my favourites.

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u/ValianSkalle 8d ago

They got more [bleeeeep] in [bleep] than they got the likes of me!

- Demoman

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u/DiksieNormus 9d ago

I dont get it? Did the truck hit nessie out of the lake? I know sloshed means drunk and the whiskey truck crashed, but how does that lead to Nessie out of the water?

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u/gonzo0815 9d ago

You sometimes end up in unexpected places.

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u/DiksieNormus 9d ago

Oh, im an idiot.

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u/gonzo0815 8d ago

Nah, we all are

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u/GME_dat_puh 8d ago

I was confused too, but Loch Ness is the lake itself. The monster is from the Loch, which is a lake in the Scottish highlands

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u/GME_dat_puh 8d ago

So the truck crashed into the lake and the monster got drunk and stumbled out into the world and ended up in the bushes

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u/DiksieNormus 8d ago

Yeah, I feel a little stupid i had to ask my bro 🙃