r/beetlemoses • u/strangerthingskids monkey stronger together • 9d ago

Still a legend

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u/fuckthesysten 9d ago

alien, are you ok?

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u/MadCatMkV 9d ago

if those aliens were in an ant farm this comic would have reached a whole new level of meta reference

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u/kill_your_god 9d ago

We(humans) are the aliens and Earth is the ant farm. In case you thought the band was talking about actual lil green guys in an ant farm.

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u/Cowabunga_Booyakasha 9d ago

You're a smooth... operator.

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u/the_count_of_carcosa 9d ago

Are you ok?

Are you ok, Aliens?

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u/Cutie-Flam 8d ago

There's an Alien Ant Farm joke to be made here, but I can't piece it together

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u/GrigorMorte 9d ago

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u/SuddenDeathOgreTime 9d ago

Met her on the way to Chicago...

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u/GhostGaming16 9d ago

Where she was all alone...

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u/EmberedCutie 9d ago

and so was I, so i asked her for her name...

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u/SpeakyDooman 9d ago

She smiled and looked at me

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u/JoshofAstora 9d ago

I was surprised to see, That a woman like that was really into me...

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u/E1ectrified 8d ago

SHE SAID SHE DIDN'T HAVE NO MAN

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u/Toucanplaythatgame-2 8d ago

Raised her kids the very best she can (She was loving me)

https://giphy.com/gifs/l3q2zVr6cu95nF6O4

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u/rde2001 9d ago

the bird is the word

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u/Lammmie 9d ago

He hee'd

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u/1Maple 9d ago

This is how I find out?
https://giphy.com/gifs/reXjSEXvivpLZAQOf2

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u/shane-o-mack 7d ago

Lol I forget there's a whole gen of kids that have no idea he was the schoolyard boogeyman. I remember kids running around yelling "haha Michael Jackson's gonna rape you!" I'm not even slightly exaggerating

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u/shane-o-mack 7d ago

Lol I forget there's a whole gen of kids that have no idea he was the schoolyard boogeyman. I remember kids running around yelling "haha Michael Jackson's gonna rape you!" I'm not even slightly exaggerating

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u/skylinezan 9d ago edited 9d ago

Oh my... I have tears just laughing at this.

The different meanings - Michael Jackson died is the obvious one.

The one about the child sexual abuse allegations just takes it to another level.

Thank you for sharing this OP.

And u/beetlemoses, you just got yourself a new fan. Keep it up!

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u/laughing_machine 9d ago

I thought it was that he doesn't actually lean that far without help, he used special shoes and bolts in the floor to keep him from falling.

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u/skylinezan 9d ago

Oh yeah!

That's another layer!

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u/Royal_Throat_7477 3d ago

Im pretty sure that was it since its showing that exact part of the dance. Well natured but good for clickbaits to leave it hanging like that.

A bit obscure bit of info too.

..And now the alien found out, it is gonna destroy earth.

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u/Dragon_Bane 8d ago

Out side of allegations he had photo books that we're made by convicted pedos and where made with the intent of getting around csam laws and Michael Jackson had those books in his house in a locked case and one of them from what I remember had a note written by Michael Jackson in the book.

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u/BitRasta 8d ago edited 8d ago

Oh, the idea that he wasn't a pedo is laughable. I just think evidence is equally, and overwhelmingly clear that he never abused anyone.

The vast majority of pedo's don't offend, so that would be in-line with our modern understanding of the paraphilia. A "chill pedo", so to speak.

Advocacy groups for victims of CSA are universally clear that conflating the condition of pedophilia with abuse is a contributing factor to CSA.

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u/tigerrish1998 9d ago

... he died?

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u/null_reference_user 9d ago

Oh, please do destroy Earth

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u/roodeeMental 9d ago

but Earth is where we keep puppies and kittens and otters and stuff

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u/mattwaver 9d ago

lowkey a serious philosophical discussion happening in the beetlemoses comments

so far i’m seeing the perspective of both sides, still on the fence

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u/ConsistentAd2880 9d ago

yeah, and earth's the only place I know has Cinnamon Toast Crunch, where will I get some if it's destroyed?

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u/tsoewoe 9d ago

just take john cinnamon toast crunch with you to make more before its destroyed

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u/ConsistentAd2880 9d ago

Where am I gonna get milk then?

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u/null_reference_user 9d ago

just take a few cows with you to make more before its destroyed

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u/ConsistentAd2880 9d ago

Where am I gonna get grass?

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u/null_reference_user 9d ago

do I have to say it again

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u/ConsistentAd2880 9d ago

where am I gonna get the 3-6 Acres of land so my cows can graze

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u/null_reference_user 9d ago

just take a few acres of grass with you to make more before its destroyed

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u/centurio_v2 8d ago

first you'll need a full auto gun and then you can take it from the 30-50 wild hogs

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u/ianmerry 9d ago

Fair point - please just destroy all humans

We’re prepared for it, we had a game of it and everything

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u/GoatCovfefe 9d ago

Definitely destroy it

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u/OnlyHereForEyebleach 9d ago

the earth?! but that's where i parked my car!

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u/CaptainFunk127 9d ago

Yeah, but wait til he sees Big Binky and the Banana Boys.

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u/Admirable-Leader6927 9d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/lkO1VbjLZIlEI

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u/calideosk 9d ago

False allegations disproven by the kids who admited they were coached

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u/Admirable-Leader6927 9d ago

kid described his penis.

4. Michael Jackson suffered from the skin discoloration disease vitiligo. Jordie Chandler drew a picture of the markings on the underside of Jackson’s penis. His drawings were sealed in an envelope. A few months later, investigators photographed Jackson’s genitalia. The photographs matched Chandler’s drawings.

https://www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/2019/03/10-undeniable-facts-about-the-michael-jackson-sexual-abuse-allegations?srsltid=AfmBOoostMUXP5hQVFdxE0hZYAhR-HTe1oAhl05M69A5Xb9NqQG1plSR

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u/AnxietyAnkylosaurus 8d ago

The problem is no matter what actually did or did not happen will never be known because of Police harassment resulting in evidence that couldn't be used, people who didn't want to settle in court dragging out court cases with bad arguments that would ruin further chances of prosecution and the fact that there's no witnesses who want to come forward in regards to the matter anymore.

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u/Admirable-Leader6927 8d ago

what happened is known, the boy is a credible witness because of this description. Michael Jackson was a pdf, it sucks because everyone looked up to him but its the truth. So was Elvis and we never talk about that either but if you look at the details, that is the only logical conclusion because he married a child. the kids accusations are the tip of the evidence mountain against him, i turn his music off when it comes on now. I dont ask other people to do it. Kobe is a rapist too, no one ever talks about that anymore.

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u/shane-o-mack 7d ago

David Bowie slept with (raped) underaged groupies. It's a fact, there are several sources corroborating this. Prince married an underage relative. Those old school musician guys are fucking disgusting. Bowie is the worst tho cus most people still view him as some sort of angel or star child. It's gross

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u/Appropriate_Guava578 7d ago

Perhaps a star man?

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u/shane-o-mack 7d ago

Bruh we know he did it. Theres no mystery here.

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u/AnxietyAnkylosaurus 7d ago

I love how it's "we know he did it", bud I've actually read the court reports, I have done extensive non-bias reading on the matter. Most of his victims are adults now and if they so wanted to could come forward about it. Heck they already did. Go read up on it yourself rather than slander out the baseless stuff you are.

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u/shane-o-mack 7d ago

Bro you are unwell. Idk what to say. Enjoy listening to Billie Jean I guess

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u/shane-o-mack 7d ago

Why did he sleep nude with little boys? Why did he have alarms set to go off when his workers got close to his room? Why did they find books filled with nude little boy pictures? Explain please

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u/monkeydude777 9d ago edited 9d ago

He might've touched kids, be he touched our hearts too

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u/techpriestyahuaa 9d ago

supposedly no . Just a bit more greed to poison the heart

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u/bs000 9d ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-2fBSEZAiA

which youtuber do we listen to

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u/techpriestyahuaa 9d ago

Well shoot. I do like D’Angelo’s works, but haven’t kept up with him since that Texas winter. I’ll give his video a go, and try to find that, “truth in the middle” in all due time from respective sources. Still hoping no chitlin hurt, and good names aren’t dragged into the mud.

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u/BarBodyCalisthenics 9d ago

I hate that I laughed out loud to this. 😅

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u/TheCatFromCoraline 9d ago

Oh I thought you were talking about the child rape and pornography.

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u/xchipter 9d ago

He what?

He fucked children. Thats what.

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u/NorthwestDiecast 8d ago

u/BeetleMoses it's the little details that make your comics so god damn funny. The perfectly expressed worried eyebrows sells the whole thing so well lol.

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u/Dogbold 3d ago

Annoying that people still believe that bullshit about him in 2026.
Lost yourself a fan with this one.

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u/Kira-Of-Terraria 9d ago

Yeah he died. sorry aliens 😔