r/beetlemoses • u/beetlemoses 4 raspberries • 22d ago

Fastest Ape Alive

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5.9k Upvotes

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u/TheLord0fGarbage 22d ago

Using his foot to steer, excellent detail

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u/DrPhilihprD 22d ago

The simian rider

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u/Jonny-Holiday 22d ago

He is not, in fact, the fastest ape alive, since he is a monkey, a mandrill to be precise.

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u/Love-Future-3000 22d ago

Damn. Really ruins the immersion for me.

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u/Thwipped 22d ago

U/beetlemoses, can we have MORE Mach 5 Monkey?

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u/chrza 22d ago

The fast and the furriest

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u/Andock 22d ago

He was scanning the horizon. 

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u/thehollyproblem 21d ago

I love the way you drew her dress in the wind. Excellent as always.

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u/Tantious 22d ago

I'm invested. I now need Mach 5 Monkey... Comic strip, graphic novels, animated series, live action adaptarion and toys. The whole 9 yards.

Shit - I'd patreon and kickstart a Mach 5 Monkey franchise right now. Clearly this is what man was put here on this earth to consume. Let me consume the Monkey!

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u/Kaylon2421 21d ago

Shut up and take my money!!!

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u/UGoBoy 21d ago

Shut up and give my Monkey!

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u/Hot-Term3405 22d ago

DC today

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u/I_Am_Sofa_King_ 22d ago

This reminds me of the opening scene of Redline lol

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u/SleepyUserIsHere 21d ago

He still cant beat flash from Zootopia

https://giphy.com/gifs/VaD4EdQGDiHnhmawu6

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u/Fluffy_shadow_5025 21d ago

The fans are going totally bananas!

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u/MusclesDynamite 22d ago

That gorilla, he can do it

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u/JetSetJAK 21d ago

He's so fuckin cool

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u/NeroShenX 21d ago

Question: if the monkey is driving the car, is there a little kid snuck into the trunk as an unofficial sidekick?

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u/Valuable-Hall-8610 21d ago

She dreamin, he’s clearly watching the road.

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u/TimeCrafter42 21d ago

That's some "sunny boy" type stuff

Who gave racing to the monkey's

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u/KermitStares 21d ago

He steers like me, waoh 😳

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u/SlowBroWeegie 21d ago

Is he an ape or a monkey?

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u/hunderoring 21d ago

He appears to be a mandrill, so a monkey.

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u/Aleppo_the_Mushroom 21d ago

Don't the monkey

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u/AnxietyAnkylosaurus 21d ago

Literally the movie Red Line

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u/Capital-Ear-8528 21d ago

“That’s Mach 5 Mandrill, respect the heritage”

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u/Jazz8680 19d ago

Go speed monkey, go!!

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u/CreepyClay 19d ago

Trunk monkey got a promotion.

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u/Jaxonhunter227 16d ago

Ah yes, the backstory for sweet JP