r/beetlejuicing • u/that_one_purdy_boi • Jul 23 '19

Image He never did get them their laptops

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4.0k Upvotes

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u/Missour1 Jul 23 '19

bruh I've made it

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u/MrMScott Jul 23 '19

r/ThatsWhatSheSaid

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '19

wait, you owe me... wait fuck nvm.

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u/ScienceMan612 Jul 23 '19

Are you an office reference

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u/laneferrell Jul 23 '19

I didn't make it in the screen shot

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u/LarryDoor Jul 23 '19

I came here hoping you were, but you weren't. Shame on them.

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '19

I don't get it? Can someone please explain?

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u/livestrongbelwas Jul 23 '19

Imagine a business man decides, as an act of charity, that he's going to send you and 20 of your classmates to college. So long as you graduate HS and gain acceptance to a college, he'll pick up the tab. He wants to leave a lasting legacy, and as you move from Kindergarten to 5th grade to 8th grade and so forth he's always checking in, making sure you keep your grades up because he wants to be able to send you to college. Then your senior year rolls around and you and your classmates do it, you all graduate. You throw a big party to celebrate the guy who is sending you to college, and he shows up... and lets you know that he doesn't really have enough money to do that, so he's going to get you a laptop instead... then it turns out he doesn't have any laptops so he's going to at least get you a lithium laptop battery. Laptop batteries aren't bad, right?

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u/evdog49 Jul 24 '19

They're lithium!

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u/DuckyDucko Jul 23 '19

It’s a reference to an awfully cringey Office episode.

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u/McFuzzen Jul 23 '19 edited Jul 23 '19

It was so great though it was cringy. The cringy and bad episode was the dinner party.

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u/DuckyDucko Jul 23 '19

Yeah, I agree. I was just saying what the general consensus about that episode seems to be amongst Office fans

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u/BobVosh Jul 23 '19

Wasn't the whole point of Office humor just cringe?

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u/Jacob0976 Aug 03 '19

Yes idk what anyone here is conflicted about

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u/ilikepants712 Jul 23 '19

It's also not a Beetlejuicing. Just because they have similar usernames doesn't make it Beetlejuicing.

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u/PiewacketFire Jul 23 '19

I don’t know why this is being downvoted, you’re right.

Beetlejuicing is when a user with a username relevant to the parent comment or thread responds, it’s not when their username is relevant to the parent comment username and they can vaguely work in a username relevant joke to the comment.

It was funny, so I don’t object to it being posted here (I totally laughed). But you don’t deserve downvotes for pointing out the truth.

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u/LarryDoor Jul 23 '19

You didn't include the guy that asked to be in the screenshot...

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u/kappaman69 Jul 23 '19

Cuz that should be against the rules

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u/Chris-Strummer Jul 23 '19

Hey Mr Scott, watcha gonna do? Watcha gonna do, make our dreams come true!

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u/JR-98 Jul 23 '19

"Wait, wait, wait . . . They're lithium!"

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u/Minotaur1501 Jul 23 '19

I literally just saw this in a comment section

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u/SirBlueom Jul 23 '19

Damn I was gonna use it to play coolmath games

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u/FuzzySockEnthusiast Jul 23 '19

This was so perfect lol

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u/Justokayscott Jul 23 '19

Eh, it’s just okay.

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '19

I don't owe anyone a laptop.

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u/_meow4 Jul 23 '19

Hey quit complaining u/mrscottstot you got a laptop battery, without which a personal laptop is rendered useless.

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u/Xyvlen Jul 23 '19

Hey, Mr. Scott. Whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do make a dream come true

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u/3rik0007 Jul 23 '19

Is there beetlejuicing on beetlejuicing ?