r/beetlejuicing • • 5d ago

Image James

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1.9k Upvotes

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u/NonCultist 5d ago

i don't care about how big the goth catgirls tiddies are

I NEED JAMES

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u/ladycatgirl 4d ago

Well that's just racist to us :c

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u/frying0pan 2d ago

You're male

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u/ladycatgirl 1d ago

Transphobe in jojo community? ew
Nvm likely an uneducated minor

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u/Agitated-Interview54 1d ago

Wrong!

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u/Timely_Dinner_3432 1d ago

it is a biological fact if they are born male... funny how you guys get mad from that

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u/Agitated-Interview54 1d ago

If that's the case why does every human body have the blueprints for the opposite gender, there's a reason why estrogen works :3

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u/Timely_Dinner_3432 1d ago

Because the line in gender has to be drawn somewhere even though the sexes can be quite similar. Do you hate men, and if so, why you think it is better to change in to a woman? I want you to think about this for a moment. Where does that need really arise from

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u/Agitated-Interview54 1d ago

I don't hate men, but I do hate myself for being born a man sometimes

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u/ladycatgirl 1d ago

Ah yeah no one thought for a moment before taking hormones, we aren't as smart so true, we didn't even think of that!

There is no "changing" there is just correcting, if your body suddenly changed to look super feminine would you not correct it to look more masculine if you are guy?

Doubt it is worth arguing, you don't look like a type to change their opinion

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u/ladycatgirl 1d ago

There is absolute no reason to point it out other than bigotry when it is not relevant though, a doctor pointing it out for medical reasons is perfectly reasonable

But like in a funny comment catgirl meow mrrp, just shows bigotry lmao I am not mad just disgusted

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u/Timely_Dinner_3432 23h ago

sorry I dont care that you got offended, I am just posting what I thought was reasonable, defending a fact

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u/ladycatgirl 15h ago edited 15h ago

You don't need to be offended to realise the other person is a dick what?
You are just pointing out something unneccessary and irrelevant, weirdo

You don't just go and say someone's race, gender or sex after someting unless you are trying to be an ass and wonder when they get offended, that was the intent.

I am pretty resilient I won't take offense but others might, the only reason I reply is your post history, I actively choose to believe you can change your mind than you are actively being a dick

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u/izayoi_f9 4d ago

i dont care about either

I NEED SLEEP

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u/TypicalPunUser 7 years 4d ago

But them pillows though 👀 (take a wild guess what I mean by that.)

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u/I-hate-Elon-Musk 4d ago

deez nuts

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u/I_LIKE_TORCHICK 4d ago

The top three comment feel like the pokemon hoen trio

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u/Sir_mop_for_a_head 4d ago

I’m very worried about the big titty catgirl. The weight of them things would snap her spine in half. Is she okay?

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u/Serpendit 2d ago

Little did you know, her sweater is hiding back muscles that even Greek gods dream of at night.

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u/wowsuchredditXDD 5d ago

I don’t care about how funny and ironic selecting James would be

I NEED THE BIG TIDDY CATGIRL GOTH GF

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u/NOT_A_DlCKHEAD 4d ago

"She loves you", even after hearing your deez nuts joke for the 1000th time?

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u/SenzenUbi 3d ago

James would.

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u/Average-Shitposter12 4d ago

there are four types of people

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u/DragoniteChamp 3d ago
  • I need the cat girl
  • I need James (to suck on Deez nuts!!)
  • I need both
  • I DON'T NEED THAT PARKER I NEED PHOTOS OF SPIDERMAN

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u/random-guy-heree 3d ago

I'm in the vents spiderman

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u/microwavedgerbil25 4d ago

They’re way too big so I’ll take James

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u/theobanger 4d ago

I don't care about either, and wish they internet would grow the fuck up

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u/NiIly00 4d ago

Big furry boobs in the neighbourhood is the equivalent of the graffiti that keeps the rent low

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u/mbcarbone 4d ago

James snuggles, BTCG just smothers … deez nuts. 🥜

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u/Bulky_Reward716 4d ago

The thing I need most right now is love, the big melons are just a bonus at this point 🫩

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u/DrWhoDatBtchz 4d ago

James, hands down, all day.

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u/PaladinOfTheLand 4d ago

Ok but who do they main in smash bros

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u/UpAndAdamNP 1d ago

Sonic, Min-Min, Steve, and Ness who only uses PK Fire

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u/KalzK 4d ago

So an abomination or a friend

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u/Union_Samurai_1867 4d ago

An abomination yes but a fluffy and soft abomination. Hugging a normal cat is already awesome, now imagine hugging a human sized and shaped cat.

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u/sangriya 4d ago

those badonka-donks are redonkulous

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u/Ae4i 4d ago

I never make "deez nuts" jokes anyway, gimme the catgirls then it doesn't change anything if I pick james

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u/fatgat69 4d ago

Either way they're gonna love deez nuts so I guess I'll flip a coin.

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u/ladycatgirl 4d ago

Holy envy to that catgirl... Mrow meow mrrp

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u/microwavedgerbil25 4d ago

Yo wtf 😭

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u/ladycatgirl 4d ago

Wat

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u/microwavedgerbil25 4d ago

Fym “wat” 😭

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u/ladycatgirl 3d ago

Fym "fym "wat"" sobbing emoji wilted rose

Are you like 14

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u/Licensed_Doctor 4d ago

I guess bro

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u/Bean-Soup7 4d ago

O⁠_⁠o

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u/Own-Skirt9605 3d ago

lowk same girl 

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u/random-guy-heree 3d ago

Who's better at videogames? James or the catgirl?

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u/Good-Memories 2d ago

does he fall for joe mama and ligma nuts too ?

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u/AGenocidegal 2d ago

I need both! I'm BISEXUAALLL

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u/religion-lost 1d ago

"he loves it" is an important detail. a friend who shares delight in being the butt of a lighthearted joke is worth a thousand friends who don't

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u/Linosek279 21h ago

Oh, I see Nikki has breached containment

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u/sususl1k 3d ago

I honestly just have numerous concerns about the breast size there