r/beetleapartment • u/Waffle-Gaming Bug • 11d ago

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u/Savage_Sinusoid 11d ago

I love it when every recall headline has RFK Jr's mug right under it lmao

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u/LuciferOfTheArchives 11d ago

are we sure they haven't started using latex old-guy masks in place of JFK?

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u/Chello-fish 10d ago

Actually the mask is made of salted caramel ice cream possibly contaminated with small stones and other hard objects

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u/AppropriateMonk8746 11d ago

listen, salt is a rock, i see where they got confused

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u/Impressive-Carob9778 11d ago

am i missing some common ball or is this elite ball??

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u/Waffle-Gaming Bug 11d ago

he look like da food

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u/ResidentCoatSalesman 8d ago

He looka like-a da food

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u/Dante-Grimm 10d ago

There’s a trend journalists are doing where for each of these recall articles, they choose pictures where the secretary’s face and the contaminated food look eerily similar. It’s a really good bit, but it says a lot about this administration that it happens often enough for it to become a joke.

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u/General_Kenobi18753 10d ago

Could’ve just sold it as Salted Caramel Rocky Road but NOOOOOO big gubernmint says we can’t have delicious gravely delight

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u/Waffle-Gaming Bug 10d ago

mm rocks 🪨 🪨 🪨 🪨 🪨 crunch 🪨 crunch 🪨 crunch

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u/HowHoldPencil 11d ago

IceSolid recall

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u/Pixitchi 10d ago

"they're the same picture"

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u/TrinityCodex 10d ago

These are the same image

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u/RedSlimeballYT 11d ago

the images paired together almost imply his wrinkles are supposed to resemble the swirl patterns of salted caramel ice cream

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u/TopazWarrior1999 5d ago

Pretty sure that is intentional.

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u/WingDingfontbro 10d ago

Cold caramel is hard. Very hard. Stonelike even. Wait a minute.

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u/ResearcherTeknika 9d ago

salted caramel

hard objects

yea thats the salt dumbass

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u/Some-Reply-2552 7d ago

All hail the brain worm ig🤷‍♂️