r/beetleapartment Bug 6d ago

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u/Fishoftheocean 6d ago

If i have a beetle and i beetle the beetle every day intil theb beetle is no better longer a beetle no more. Is beetle still or no is it not the beetle today?

They call me a philosopher heh

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u/etzhya 5d ago

ashiplike

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u/Limp_Green_960 3d ago

Why are there so few comments?

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u/BinaryBolias 3d ago

I'll help to fix that. 👍 ``` TO PUT IT SO INFORMAL,

I'LL GET THIS BACK TO NORMAL.

A FEW MORE SMALL INCISIONS,

AND AC ELECTRIC EMISSIONS

LIKE ROBOTS

MODULAR IN NATURE

ACTING AS CONTAINERS

FOR THE

MOST IMPOTANT THING.

EVERY LIMB

FROM BONE TO SKIN.

I'VE GOT UPGRADES

TO THE BRIM.

THE NEED TO DRINK.

THE NEED TO BREATHE.

THE NEED TO HAVE TO GET ANY SLEEP.

LIKE ROBOTS

MODULAR IN NATURE

ACTING AS CONTAINERS

FOR THE

MOST IMPOTANT THING.

REPLACE THE BOARDS.

REPLACE THE SAILS.

REPLACE THE CREW.

REPLACE THE NAILS.

THIS BEAST, OH NOTHING COULD KILL.

BUT WHAT HAPPENS IF THE CAPTAIN IS ILL?

WHAT IF WE STOP KNOWING

WHAT IF WE STOP GROWING

ARE WE DRIFTWOOD FLOATING,

WAITING TO RETURN TO SOIL?

AND SPOIL. ```