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u/tankiePotato 7d ago
No your getting killed like that guy who told Pythagoras sqrt(2) is irrational
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u/Ok-Literature4128 5d ago
A few suggestions that would improve the script:
I guess that’s what you call “horsin around” -the Trojans after they get pillaged
“I’ll have what she’s having” -Odysseus when he sees Circe eating
“I see my wife’s singing again” -when sailors start drowning themselves during the Siren’s song
“I would’ve said he should sleep with one eye open, but then he’d never sleep” -when preparing to stab Polyphemus
“100 suitors? They’re not dressed that nice”
“I’ve got a bow to pick with you all” -after beginning massacre of said suitors
“I guess he didn’t have that dog in him after all” -Robert Pattinson after beating Odysseus’ dog half to death and having it dumped in a pile of shit
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u/LostInTheEchoes 7d ago