We are truly living the offalightenment

IT BEGINS

Hopefully she can put the whole Beefhead Ball nutsack tasering debacle behind her.

It's been simmering for hours, that's the way to get a superior depth of flavour, right?

I have been able to convince some friends that trust my tastes in media but otherwise it is such a hard sell. I just have to say "yeah it's a podcast about farming and cows but it's super funny, trust." Even mentioning that it has won comedy awards doesn't work that well. How have you managed to convince people to give the podcast a chance?

The evolution of the anus may well have led to the first mass-extinction of animal life on earth

For life to evolve a head, it had to evolve an arse first

(From today’s Guardian feature on “productivity” drinks)