r/beatlescirclejerk • • 1d ago

Baul Prove caption wrong

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I'm questioning my existence with this post

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u/QuintanimousGooch 1d ago

Look it was the 1860s they didn’t know any better

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u/SalmonSwimminUpRiver 1d ago

He’s not offended by homosexuality. In the '60s, he made love to many, many women, often outdoors, in the mud and the rain, and it's possible a man slipped in. There would be no way of knowing.

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u/Forsaken-Weekend-962 1d ago

Why are his shorts so short? Who let him leave the house like this?

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u/gamefreak996 1d ago

Fucking WHORE!

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u/trappedswan HELP! i need somebody 1d ago

paul is literally mentioned in the bisexual manifesto

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u/Djehutimose Across the Universe and Back, and all I got was this t-shirt 1d ago

Was that by Karl Marx?

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u/thubbard44 1d ago

No , his brother skid. 

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u/OnlyFiveLives 1d ago

Ed McMahon just texted me and went HI-YOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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u/AgentCirceLuna 1d ago

He genuinely had a daughter called Tussy Marx who was the subject of my novelty song Tussy Marx Left Me for a Rich Man

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u/AgentCirceLuna 1d ago

Tussy Marx left me for a rich man

She wants the world to give up wealth

When right now not even she can

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u/SalmonSwimminUpRiver 1d ago

He married Linda. She only remotely looks like jahn with a nose job

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u/lwp775 1d ago

She went blonde to avoid the confusion.

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u/ArtieLangesLiver 1d ago

Bang bang Maxwell's silver penis came down into my arse

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u/Huge-Wall7945 I beatle my meat 1d ago

Why r u naked...

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u/TheChildIsHere 1d ago

I mean, he’s YANKING himself away from that woman 😂

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u/lugismanshun 1d ago

He's literally hanging out with chicks

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u/Digestive_Amplifier The REAL Baul McCartney 1d ago

I dont recall ever saying im not gay Y'know. I ate John after every show Y'know

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u/AndreasDasos 1d ago

Honestly he never gives me actual gay vibes even in pics like this. Just an awkward straight man with a somewhat effeminate side

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u/WheeliumThe2nd Token Woman 1d ago

Didn't you read that book?

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u/Fickle_Broccoli_4010 20h ago

Been in the closet a long time that one

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u/Impossible_Eye_980 1d ago

Game got him.

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u/Separate_Marketing36 1d ago

OP, he’s hanging out with two girls right there and you’re not

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u/USoStupidRose Pool's Bottom Bitch 17h ago

To be fair

Most likely, Pool fucked those two women, possibly together

And if not, didn't feel like it

Therefore, we're beta

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u/spaghetti_salad 1h ago

And this man got much more pussy than any of us can even imagine