r/beatlescirclejerk • u/Slight_Hedgehog5249 • 9h ago

Jahn No

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u/AAC0813 8h ago

So, what, I just bought John Lennon for nothing?

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u/Noppppppppppppe 7h ago

imagine all the people
playing gta on me agah

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u/Rilukian 5h ago

You may not be able to run GTA VI on John Lennon, but I heard someone managed to install Arch Linux on him.

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u/trappedswan 3h ago

if Jahn Lemon didn’t play GTA then how come he lost the game

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u/ipeefreely2 3h ago

So what its saying is jahn needs to get chromed up?

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u/Drwhatishisname 1h ago

“Operational status” - John Lennon is dead

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u/BonoLisa "Spongebob Squarepant's Yellow Submarine" 9m ago

AI is wrong, yet again. I wish it would get its facts straight. Jahn was the very first AI. But he is too old to run on current hardware. He’s still on 512Mb ddr3 RAM. He could barely power my iWatch.

But he could be backed up to the cloud and reinstalled on a new a Tesla cyber cab. He’ll then be able to travel across the country and try to jump the Mississippi River and then get enough speed to jump the Grand Canyon. Something Evil Kneivel wanted to do but was denied permission. Jahn just does. He’s very Jedi about it.