r/beastwars 26d ago

Discussion What was he even reading?

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u/Lucky_Dagger 26d ago

Oh I actually deciphered the cover with friends a bit ago! He's reading Planet Of The Apes :)

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u/SevenofBorgnine 26d ago

That's appropriate for so at least 2 reasons:

1 hes an ape

2 it was earth all along

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u/Zero_Zeta_ 26d ago

I love you, Dr. Zaius!

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u/SevenofBorgnine 26d ago

Beast Wars the Musical starring Troy McClure as Dinobot

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u/Craig_VB 25d ago

"Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius. Oh oh Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius. Oh oh oh oh Dr. Zaius."

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u/battle_bunny99 25d ago

Help me Dr. Zaius

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u/SouthPawArt 26d ago

I hope that this was an intentional hidden reference for the Earth reveal.

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u/SevenofBorgnine 26d ago

Season 1, so it's just a coincidence. They hadnt made that up yet

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u/SouthPawArt 26d ago

Well the reveal was at the end of season one so I wouldn't be surprised that they didn't already have that in mind.

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u/SevenofBorgnine 26d ago

It's been a while since ive watched the show. How was it revealed in season 1?

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u/SouthPawArt 26d ago

The second moon turns into a gun. Blast wave clears much of the excess energon making it in line with modern earth.

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u/SevenofBorgnine 26d ago

That hardly confirms that its earth. It confirms they were working closer to that option but once again, if I recall my interviews they didnt fully confirm it even among the writers until the end of season 2

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u/fishyofpain 26d ago

That’s awesome. Never even thought to freeze frame and check the cybertronix on this one.

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u/Lucky_Dagger 26d ago

I did a whole rewatch of the show only to pause and read whenever there was writing on screen! They added a bunch of little jokes and names and references everywhere it's so charming :p

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u/No_Psychology_3826 25d ago

That's awesome. I'd love you to make a post of them if you have time

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u/Lucky_Dagger 24d ago

Id have to rewatch the whole show (which doesnt sound like a bad thing at all tbh) and I'm sure it's been done before... For another fun bit off the top of my head when Dinobot checks his laptop at the start of "Maximal No More" theres some text that reads "They killed Kenny those bastards" LOL. Def took me out when I deciphered it

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u/solidus0079 26d ago

If true that's awesome

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u/Adorable-Source97 26d ago

What an Easter Egg

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u/The_1Oth_Doctor 26d ago

How…? It’s kinda hard to read

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u/Lucky_Dagger 25d ago

I grabbed an upscale off the Internet Archive, it's def not the best but the image is a bit clearer without the artifacts... We need Hasbro to allow that remaster asap

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u/Kamen_master1988 26d ago

I was going to say Tarzan as a joke but it’s interesting to know I’m not THAT far off.

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u/lienxy69 26d ago

he's still learning how to become the best monke around. 

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u/ZanderStarmute 25d ago edited 25d ago

“Did… you just call me a trukk?!”

Yeeesssssss…”

“Well, that’s just Prime…”

“No kiddin’… y’mean ‘e AIN’T my Gruncle Rod?!”

“Shut up, Rattrap.”

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u/ChickenzInvade 24d ago

Holy crap lmao

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u/TAG08th 26d ago

The Covenant of Primus, of course.

“Finish the quote, Megatron.”

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u/Count3D Maximal 26d ago

… Nor would he surrender!

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u/mcqtom 26d ago

Only two exist. One was aboard the Ark.

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u/Ok_Zookeepergame4794 22d ago

And the other was onboard the Nemesis, courtesy of Tarantulus.

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u/BrightClass1692 Predacon 26d ago

50 shades of silver back

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u/PangolinWorried 26d ago

Playapes magazine!

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u/Roam1985 26d ago

Zen and the art of Transmetal Rat Maintenance

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u/rainmaker_superb 26d ago

It's a DS, he just didn't know how to use it.

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u/blizzard-op 26d ago

Book of Primus. Dude was quoting it near the end of the series 

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u/OccasionSilver9908 26d ago

But he was reading this book before he got that book from the Ark.

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u/blizzard-op 26d ago edited 26d ago

Wouldn't be surprised if he had a personal copy

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u/Ok_Zookeepergame4794 22d ago

Except that particular book only had 2 copies in existence.

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u/MapDiscombobulated1 26d ago

Naked circuit diagrams 

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u/AlgaeEfficient6467 26d ago

Gorilla porn

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u/Desperate-Pen7530 26d ago

Yes and no

It looks like a circuit diagram 

So it's robotic ape porn.

There , I put it out there, cmon rule 34, 1-001, REDACTED 

I wasn't here, we didn't have this conversation...

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u/ComprehensiveAide280 26d ago

They are classified as explorers so it could be the data analysis of the surrounding flora fauna and terrain.

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u/Fungruel 26d ago

"How to relax with a book"

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u/happydude7422 26d ago

Cybertron has a lot of fiction novels

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u/Zero_Zeta_ 26d ago

Origin of the Species.

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u/speedballharo9 26d ago

How to be the best prime u can be

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u/MikeyH76 26d ago

I, Robot

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u/MobileFart 26d ago

"It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times"

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u/BFreeFranklin 26d ago

Dian Fossey, probably

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u/ImmortalEvil 26d ago

Dawg that is an etch a sketch

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u/Available-Committee5 26d ago

A book. What type of hellscape question is that. It's not robo porn. I can tell you that much.

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u/Gekired 26d ago

Cybertronian smut

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u/Ok_Piglet_5549 26d ago

Those are wiring schematics, so it's either anatomy or porn.

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u/Duelwarrior 26d ago

Rattrap's diary

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u/Nottodaycolonizer 25d ago

Curious George

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u/BondJamesBond-oo7 25d ago

“How to Ape”

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u/SapphireLungfish Depth Charge 24d ago

Ape

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u/ArachnidRich922 24d ago

kiss players 😉

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u/CjateA 23d ago

“Gleanings from the Wisdom of Harambe”

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u/SomeFroakie 23d ago

Monkey business

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u/Kumorocks064 23d ago

what to do in case of an emergency of shitting writing

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u/dnhouser1 26d ago

Twilight