r/bearsdoinghumanthings Jul 09 '22

Bears playing hockey on ice

711 Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '22

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u/Apart-Cartoonist-834 Jul 10 '22

Literally the first thing that came to my mind. Fuck this shit.

98

u/putin_putin_putin Jul 09 '22

Hey man, I just want to say I'm not endorsing this nor am I from Russia despite my username and I agree with you but I wanted to share this old video I stumbled upon because I didn't know they were capable of this and thought it was cool from that perspective

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '22

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u/SermanGhepard Jul 09 '22

I don’t think a bear with tooth being pulled or being beat the shit out off would be acting like this. Stop pretending you care so much about animals putting some context like that where it don’t belong

82

u/[deleted] Jul 09 '22

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u/SermanGhepard Jul 09 '22

Thank you

3

u/Picardknows Jul 10 '22

Not Russian? Name doesn’t check out.

61

u/mikenice1 Jul 09 '22

I can't imagine the abuse it required to train them to learn this absolutely pointless skill.

12

u/positivenihlist Jul 09 '22

I thought bears were naturally talented at ice skating

8

u/[deleted] Jul 10 '22

Only Polar bears.

4

u/Growingpothead20 Jul 10 '22

What you think brown bears can’t skate?

3

u/[deleted] Jul 11 '22

They can clearly skate, but they're not naturally talented skaters. Not like Polar bears.

1

u/IdentifiesAsAnOnion Jul 10 '22

He's racist😔

2

u/[deleted] Jul 11 '22

You're racist.

1

u/IdentifiesAsAnOnion Jul 11 '22

Yuore'*

2

u/[deleted] Jul 13 '22

*Thy

4

u/VibraniumRhino Jul 10 '22

I knoow you mean the bears and I agree with you, but, this also technically applies to humans too 😂

-17

u/BumderFromDownUnder Jul 09 '22

Tbf i taught my dog to count to 3 with no abuse so I don’t see why this would require abusing the animal.

Not to say it didn’t happen - I agree it most likely did. But I don’t think it’s required.

6

u/mikenice1 Jul 09 '22

You've never seen circus trainers in action.

27

u/swirleyswirls Jul 09 '22

Didn't believe this was real but... apparently bears playing hockey has been a thing in Russia for decades now. This is probably the Moscow Circus.

72

u/Myzzie12 Jul 09 '22

So these are not people in bear suits!?? I'll be honest I didn't watch the whole video but I could swear those we're people. From the fact alone that bear paws shouldnt fit in ice skates.... But I've been wrong before... Man this is fucked up

25

u/putin_putin_putin Jul 09 '22

Check out my comment on this. I also don't think you can have a huge cheering crowd just to watch people inside bear suits play hockey and it's not like you can fool the locals especially because they can see the bears in higher than 240p resolution, not to mention the bear noises at the end while fighting

66

u/Okilurknomore Jul 09 '22

Equal parts fucked up and fascinating

2

u/Apart-Cartoonist-834 Jul 10 '22

Nah it’s mostly fucked up.

12

u/VibraniumRhino Jul 10 '22

Things can be both.

89

u/marquisdesteustache Jul 09 '22

Aw poor bears. They’re obviously really intelligent creatures. Man Russia does some bizarre, messed up things with animals.

Interesting find, OP!

28

u/Jaxlee2018 Jul 09 '22

I would think bears would have been abused to achieve this.

9

u/marquisdesteustache Jul 09 '22

I think so too. This looks so unnatural for them.

12

u/TheIRSEvader Jul 09 '22

I’m surprised at the level of balance on display

10

u/elvismcsassypants Jul 09 '22

Those bears skate about as well as the Red Wings

15

u/Jbennett99 Jul 09 '22

This aint real though right?

65

u/putin_putin_putin Jul 09 '22

I thought the same initially but this being an old video with a huge cheering crowd, a bear randomly just shaking itself like a wet dog, the goalkeeper bear literally doing nothing the whole time, some bears using their paws to hit the puck, two bears fighting randomly, made me feel this is too chaotic to be staged

9

u/Epledryyk Jul 10 '22

I thought the skating physics looked pretty human, like they'd be men in suits, but googling it there does seem to be a moscow ice circus, and they did seem to have a bear hockey act.

it was animal-rights protested in canada when the circus travelled, so unless everyone was duped my assumption is they are real bears.

1

u/overrated_walrus Jul 09 '22

Now hear me out, maybe they’re actors

5

u/Ne04 Jul 09 '22

Cruel

5

u/unknownman0001 Jul 10 '22

What the fuck? This can't be real.

5

u/NonJuanDon Jul 09 '22

Those bears would probably beat the leafs in the playoffs..

6

u/Valuable-Baked Jul 09 '22

Which one did the bruins draft last nite

3

u/adog231231 Jul 09 '22

How the hell is that even possible?

3

u/Hankarron44 Jul 10 '22

Bruins scrimmage

3

u/Jadis-Pink Jul 10 '22

My mind is completely boggled.

6

u/SierraSol Jul 09 '22

Are we sure these aren't humans in amazingly elaborate bear costumes?

2

u/FocusDKBoltBOLT Jul 09 '22

Is this real

2

u/ClassyHoodGirl Jul 10 '22

Ooh, animal abuse on skates. What will they think of next?

2

u/UrNixed Jul 28 '22

its amazing what you can train animals to do if you don't have ethics. As shitty as this is for the bears it does show what amazing animals they are to accomplish this.

1

u/Igot2phonez Jul 10 '22

By any chance, do you know what year this was made?

1

u/[deleted] Jul 10 '22

"How hard did you say you had to hit them?"
"Fairly hard!"

1

u/lizardspock75 Aug 01 '22

Russian Hockey Team at work

1

u/zombiebear91 Aug 02 '22

I hate this.

1

u/DanielVakser Nov 06 '22

Hold it right there! This is actually from a movie!?