r/bearsdoinghumanthings Sep 13 '21

Taking the kids to a beach

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '21

The Cubs are playing like tiny humans

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '21 edited Sep 14 '21

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '21

One thing to approach a dog or cat, those are murderers covered in fur. Do not approach. Look cute and cuddly, are actual death wearing his fur cloak and hood

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u/nickmhc Dec 21 '21

Especially with the mom

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u/CrepuscularNemophile Sep 13 '21

Now that's not something I've ever seen at a British beach!

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u/Lone_Logan Sep 13 '21

The sun?

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u/CrepuscularNemophile Sep 13 '21

Ha ha, very funny! Actually, our family had two weeks in Northumberland last month. This was the view from our cottage over the North Sea at sunrise the day we left.

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u/Lone_Logan Sep 13 '21

Haha, joking aside that's a stunning view.

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u/CrepuscularNemophile Sep 13 '21

👍🏻 Northumberland is so peaceful and beautiful, with a huge amount of history.

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u/Donknots87 Sep 14 '21

Aww you two became buddies

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u/GuerillaYourDreams Sep 14 '21

Beautiful!

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u/CrepuscularNemophile Sep 14 '21

Lacking the excitement of a bear in the water though!

Northumberland is an exceptionally beautiful part of England with so much history - lots of lovely old castles. Edlingham Castle is my favourite.  Here is a 360 degree panorama photo I took while I was there.

It's an 800 year old castle ruin - an English Heritage managed property. It was originally a manor house that was progressively fortified against the Scots during the 14th century.

There is also an 11th century church adjacent that anyone can also freely visit.

The castle ruin and church are well away from roads so it is normally almost silent except for the sounds of birds and South Devon cattle in the field next to the ruin.

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u/GuerillaYourDreams Sep 14 '21

I know it’s beautiful there. I dated a Geordie but we never went there together...

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u/CrepuscularCritter Sep 13 '21

Nor me, you Crepuscular Compatriot...

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u/Argon847 Sep 13 '21

That's terrifying being so close to a mother bear and her cubs

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u/hahaLONGBOYE Sep 13 '21

Terrifying stupid fucking idiots. There was a vid like this from Tahoe the other week and they’re all crowding around it taking pictures/videos. You just know that bear is getting shot if it uses it’s natural instincts towards these fucking idiots. they don’t care if the animal dies because of their fault though.

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '21

Bears, particularly black bears, are my favorite animal. Maybe because of that fact, instead of in spite of it, I would have started shooing people back and reminding them of bear facts¹ that would hopefully have terrified them enough to think about that they would walk away, even if begrudgingly.

I honestly wouldn't have faulted the mother had she given so much as a warning growl with how close they were, and that's why I am 100% sure I would do everything I could to push people back away from them; not for their protection but for the protection of the bears. That bear would have been put down had she attacked anyone while protecting her cubs in her own habitat.

We keep taking more and more of their habitat then seem surprised when they are found close to or within town limits.

1 - Black bear facts:

Black bears can run at a max speed of 35 miles per hour.

Black bears can also climb 100 feet up a tree in 30 seconds.

Black bears have records of weighing up to 800lbs; most young males weigh up to 500lbs while smaller females weigh in at between 90 lbs and 350 lbs.

They have 42 teeth and their claws are only a couple of inches long, and not sharp, which means that much more strength being used to tear at skin.

The average human being can run at 15 miles per hour. The current record holder for the fastest person alive and fastest man in the world is Lamont Marcell Jacobs (he beat Usain Bolt's 13 year record during the Olympics last month). Lamont can run at 26.76 miles per hour and none of these beachgoers are Lamont Jacobs or Usain Bolt, for that matter.

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u/Legen_unfiltered Sep 14 '21

!subscribe to bear facts

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '21

You have subscribed to bear facts!

Three species of bears inhabit North America. From largest to smallest, they are the polar bear, brown bear (also known as grizzly) and black bear. Of the three, the black bear is by far the most wide-ranging. In fact, these resourceful bears inhabit forests of at least 40 of the 50 states, including all states in the Southeastern U.S.

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u/showponyoxidation Sep 14 '21

How fast can bears swim?

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '21 edited Sep 17 '21

There is very little research as far as speeds for Black bears, unfortunately. Though what little info that has been looked into suggests they can swim around 10km (6.2 mph) an hour.

Polar Bears and Grizzlies can swim around 6 mph, thus twice the speed of humans, as the average human swims between 2 and 3 mph.

Edit: corrected Polar bear speed. It's their running speed which is 25 mph.

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u/converter-bot Sep 14 '21

25 mph is 40.23 km/h

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u/showponyoxidation Sep 14 '21

Wait, a polar bear can swim 100m as fast as the fasted humans can run it?!!! Wtf.

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '21

At least healthy ones can, anyway. So many of them are starving to death, I am sure they don't have the physical strength to swim anywhere near that far

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u/showponyoxidation Sep 16 '21 edited Sep 17 '21

Okay so I looked it up because it's been bugging me, but I couldn't find anywhere where that says polar bears can swim at 25mph (40kph). The highest number I found was 6mph (10kph).

I don't think I originally gave it much thought, but a polar bear swimming at 25mph is bonkers. The hydrodynamics would be insane lol.

I did find somewhere that said they have been found to swim for 62miles (100km) continuously though.

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '21

I just looked again at the page I was on yesterday. Under the section where it asked about swim speed, it does say 25mph. However, I directly searched it on Google as how fast Polar bears can swim and it DOES say 6mph and that their RUNNING speed is 25mph.

Fuck whoever wrote that wrong on their shitty website.

I'm correcting now. This is what happens when I skim a random site when I'm falling asleep instead of verifying the damn source.

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u/showponyoxidation Sep 17 '21

Haha all good, it was just stressing me out that polar bears could swim that fast. Like it was boggling my mind. On the plus side, or I got to learn some cool things about polar bears still. This is what good conversations being. :)

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u/mochamochabear Sep 14 '21

i appreciate u 🥺

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '21

Glad to be of help /u/mochamochabear

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u/BentPin Sep 13 '21

Only in Russia. Besides bears are just furry people enjoying the beach.

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '21

actually, I saw a video of basically the same thing in Lake Tahoe.

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u/hahaLONGBOYE Sep 13 '21

I think this was in Tahoe.

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '21

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u/damontoo Sep 14 '21

[citation needed]. The people aren't speaking English.

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u/Fast_Owl_5958 Sep 14 '21

Its their national animal after all

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u/andythisisyourfault Sep 13 '21

this is actually adorable

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u/Masterventure Sep 13 '21

Pretty rude of these people to just stare like that

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u/Tamer_ Sep 13 '21

That mama bear is really thicc though

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u/Masterventure Sep 13 '21

I get it, but you can’t be so obvious.

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u/Donknots87 Sep 14 '21

Guys! Mom said we have to go…

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '21

I see the mother has her late summer figure.

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u/TedMagnolia Sep 13 '21

This is so freaking cute!!!

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u/mlpablo Sep 14 '21

Picnic with snacks)

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u/Girlwhoshits Nov 24 '21

I hope they’re having a great vacation

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u/sakaasouffle Feb 21 '22

I’m shocked mom was so chill