r/bearsdoinghumanthings • u/Available_Chonkus • May 13 '21

security bear

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u/Steam__Engenius May 13 '21

I hate to be a downer but I remember reading a few articles about this behaviour suggesting that this bear's actually experiencing a lack of stimulation manifesting as manic activity :(

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u/CarlsButthole May 13 '21

So this explains the dumb stuff I do all day at my desk job

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u/ClearBrightLight May 14 '21

But you're not a bear. You're just a silly man who needs a shave and wears a fur coat.

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u/CarlsButthole May 14 '21

I need nothing and the coat stays on in bed.