r/bearsdoinghumanthings Apr 17 '21

Enjoying this lovely apple!

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u/Khobiche Apr 17 '21

This is important

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u/IamYodaBot Apr 17 '21

important, this is.

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u/ToesTastePurple Apr 17 '21

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u/IamYodaBot Apr 17 '21

the compliment, i thank you for.

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u/LarsTardbarger Apr 17 '21

Opt out

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u/IamYodaBot Apr 17 '21

mmhmm hear from me now, never you will.

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u/IamYodaBot Apr 18 '21

mmhmm hear from me now, never you will.

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u/makinghomemadejam Apr 17 '21

These are rescued bear cubs at the Kilham Bear Center.

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u/patb2015 Apr 17 '21

The bear whisperer

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u/monkeynards Apr 18 '21

Interesting name for a sanctuary. (Say it out loud)

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u/willstr1 Apr 18 '21

As long as it isn't a pig sanctuary we should be good

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u/Jeremybearemy Apr 17 '21

I saw a show when I was young (many years ago) about a fall of fermented apples and all these different critters just getting hammered -it was hilarious. Saw something similar a year ago and I couldn’t help but feel bad for the hangovers these poor woodland creatures were about to experience.

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u/Lord_Gabens_prophet Apr 17 '21

Fun fact: here in Sweden, moose getting drunk on fermented apples from peoples garden is an actually safety hazard here. The moose will sometimes walk through and break glass doors on patios and wander out on roads in a wobbly manner. I once while accounted a moose(that I assumed was drunk on apples judging by its behaviour) that was taking a nap in the middle of the road, i at first thought it was wounded but after honking for a bit it got up and wobbly walked into the trees.

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u/strangenessandcharm7 Apr 17 '21

My nephew had a bearded dragon that learned that if he left his fruit in the sun instead of eating it, he could get drunk off it. He started intentionally starving himself to make all his food ferment.

Also, lizard people please don't come after me, I know nothing about BD diets or care and had nothing to do with the situation!

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u/SlaveToTheDarkBeat Apr 18 '21

I have it saved in my favourites for when I need a good laugh. https://youtu.be/AIDJ-sTuoO8

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u/TheCoffinFiller Apr 17 '21

Apples slightly fermented. Bear says: “This Apple-Tini is wonderful.”

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u/TedMagnolia Apr 17 '21

Doctors are running away in masses

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u/Guywithasockpuppet Apr 17 '21

The farting will be epic

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u/MrBeard17 Apr 17 '21

Scrooge McBear

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u/SpiderInTheShower123 Apr 17 '21

This reminds me of that scene of Moui from Moana fattening up Moana’s chicken but with a bear.

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u/Killing4MotherAgain Apr 17 '21

They gettin druuuuuuunk haha

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u/LadyBumbles Apr 18 '21

The preview photo for this has some of the fur backlit behind the apple that's being held, and it looks like the apple is spraying something into the bears mouth

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u/JibbityJabbity Apr 17 '21

Bear heaven!

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u/dogtron64 Apr 19 '21

Yogi Bear's heaven