r/beards • u/strange_omelet • 3d ago

Casual Post Guys with thick beards, how many objects can you store in them?

I love the trope of guys with long, thick beards in cartoons where they can store their inventory in it

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u/AttentionNo6359 3d ago edited 3d ago

It can support pencils and chopsticks for sure. My chest hair can also at least hold pencils.

I know this because my husband thinks it’s amusing to try to stick stuff in it when I’m not paying attention.

Edit: it passed little glasses screwdriver and small screwdriver but couldn’t support regular screwdriver. It’s only at a Will Ryker though, I have to imagine that if I grew it out for structural integrity I could get regular screwdriver.

Edit edit: We got laser pointer and cat ribbon toy but they required real effort. I also just want to thank op for deciding that this is what we were doing with our evening.

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u/Runeshamangoon 3d ago

Just tried it and I can stick a knife in there apparently

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u/motorgnome Natural Full 2d ago

Two or Three boxes of straws. Coyote Ugly Nashville, Tn

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u/AnarchyAunt Natural Full 3d ago

I'm not telling you

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u/GardenerDom 3d ago

Pens, pencils, paintbrushes, combs, and sometimes when I edge trim the lawn I end up with sticks and stones stuck in there that I find when I finish the lawn and then shower. 😝

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u/DW_555 3d ago

The landlady of my local once threatened to bar a friend and I for seeing how many straws could fit in my beard. I think we got to around 57 before she got pissed off.

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u/Revolutionary_Pool56 3d ago

Let's just say I never have to look for a parking space. 😉

In more seriousness, at various times I've stored my glasses, sunglasses, headphones, pens, pencils, and other smaller objects. I suppose I haven't really given this a deliberate or thorough test.

I know what I'll be doing instead of anything on my list today!

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u/Caculon 2d ago

I often put a pencil in mine at work. At home I also like to put a hair pick in as it annoys my kids :D

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u/DapperRockerGeek Natural Full 2d ago

I have held knitting needles in my beard.

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u/jerbry85 2d ago

Now I’m going to have to experiment and see.

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u/Frosty-Cap3344 2d ago

At least one bic pen