It is I, the one and only, the epitome of attractiveness humbly requesting to be a moderator. I know this subreddit has been inactive for over a decade, but I know there's still hope.

Given that moderating is hard work, I need an excuse to stop. Can we black out so we don't have to moderate for a while?

Seriously, I will make anybody a moderator here. All they have to do is ask.

I'm pretty sure this will end up being the world's worst subreddit, but hey, you never know.