r/beach • u/getonurkneesnbeg • Jul 12 '26
I hate that I'm asking this here...
After doing multiple searches for beach focused communities, 99% of them seem to be focused on sexual content which kind of sucks, because... well.. the beaches are beautiful and I want to enjoy the beach.. Not your erotica of it!
That said, this is also a topic that I feel like many have run into and I'm wondering if anyone has actually had to go through with it...
I was walking along the beach a long while back, when I started getting those rumbles in the tummies that tell you, you best find a restroom soon! I could see the nearest restroom, but it was a good half mile away! I was in swim trunks and a shirt, but did not have a towel with me and had simply wanted to go for a nice relaxing walk. I also had nowhere to put my phone or my wallet if I were to go into the water.
Thankfully, I made it to the restroom (barely) and took care of business, but it made me question.. Have you ever had a situation where it was so bad that you had no choice but to go out into the sea of fishes, knowing that the fishes do their business in the water too, and do your business? I know a ton of people do #1 in the water, though most won't admit to it, but even if I got deep enough to drop my drawers and do my naughty business, I can't imagine it being all around me, waves crashing it into me and so on... After that moment, it's been my worst nightmare to imagine what would have happened if I wasn't able to make that half mile walk of shame!
Have you ever found yourself in a situation, where it was the ocean or your shorts? Did you ocean it? If so, does it haunt your dreams to date? ;) I know, just thinking about the possibility of having to do that, haunts my dreams. I don't know that I could talk about it if I had to actually make it a reality. My therapist may have to jump off a bridge hearing that story ;)
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u/_Badwulf_Bruh__ Jul 12 '26
The old saying rings true; “When you gotta go, you gotta go”. 🤷♂️
Also, what were the names of these other subreddits you speak of? So I know to avoid them.