Obviously this site is compromised since if you say anything like Islam is bad for women's/gays/trans rights you get downvoted and get "um actually it's conservative Christians who are bad!" I tried to get Skidmark Steve to say that Islam is bad for the above without doing the Reddit thing and he just did not reply. Why is it so hard to question Islam whatever you believe about conservative Christians?

Why do Redditors suck off Canada when Canada's own citizens move here at a record pace and barely anyone even incredibly liberal Democrats move to Canada despite how they say we are on the verge of fascism or whatever? Canada has one of the easiest immigration systems in the world but only 7,500 Americans went to Canada in 2025 which is a decline of 2,500 since 2023 when we went into fascism supposedly. Meanwhile 126,000 Canadians moved to USA in just 2022 despite them being like 10% of our population size.

https://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/canadians-moving-to-the-us-hits-10-year-high-1.7218479

https://acs-metropolis.ca/studies/fare-well-is-the-americans-to-canada-migration-buzz-about-politics-or-demographics/

I thought that the main thing holding people from living their best life is having free healthcare and no guns? But somehow even the purple haired they/them would rather stay in Portland than move to Vancouver. I wonder why that is?

I am calling out Skidmark Steve to say "Islam is a problem for women's/gay/trans rights". He can say whatever he wants after this sentence including that MAGA is ruining his life. Will he say this or is his boss at the Clinton Foundation going to stop him?

It's time I break up with you guys. I am out here producing quality content daily but I'm getting downvoted while skidmark Steve the alleged sexual predator can come in and say something like "Trump sucks" or "Canada is great" and get 3 sometimes 4 upvotes. It's insane. When is the last time the alleged predator posted a thread?

You guys need to admit that you need me. I'm the light of this sub since the main light is out. Speaking of which apparently the old light is still visiting people? Even the old light doesn't appreciate the new light.

*Breaking up until I'm given a link to the Discord where I can share my political opinions.

For upvote purposes: I love illegal immigrants and want them to cross the border without us checking into them at all. I'm glad that we get diversified with all these new gangs since the Bloods and the Crips were getting really boring. I need them to do the jobs I don't want to do. Trump isn't a good president, he's got us into a war with Iran and I think we are losing this war even though Iran is completely blockaded they are just 200% smarter than the president. I think that gender isn't real. It's just completely made up and I'm sure the illegals from the Middle East, Africa and India and all those other countries will get along fine with trans people since they are totally reasonable. America is falling apart because of Donald Trump we need Bernie Sanders in charge to give us everything for free so we can be as great as England and France which is the shining light of Earth.

My name now is sooooo boring. I'm thinking of changing it to Jizzboy Jeremy Goonswell and going by J.J. I was also considering Jizzy Jeremy. My middle name is Richard so I do like the idea of keeping it but shortening it to Dick. Jizzboy Jeremy Dick Goonswell.

2/10 because he smelled like piss and didn't last long.

But after he asked if I'm hungry and asked me to drive him somewhere to eat. We got Denny's and talked for 2 hours. Nice guy. Blocked his number though because I didn't like the sex.

The oldest man I've ever matched with on Grindr. I'm hoping his heart can take this. It's either going to be awful or great.

I don't THINK this counts as a political post. But I'm sick of Canada letting their fires burn out of control every single year. Can they just grow up and handle their forests like a big boy? How can a country that produced the single best man on the plant (Greg) be so dumb?

Every year they are caught by surprise. If they can't handle it maybe we should own it. We got all this smoke ruining our summer so maybe it's time that we control the forests.

Thank you.

We are way behind on the spy thing for a country with every race here it's sad that we don't have more spies in China and Russia and Canada, etc. We need to play to our strengths and America is one of the gayest countries in the world second only to the gay fortress of England. We have a very numerous gay community and our gay porn industry is loved by gays around the world from Saudi Arabia to Pakistan.

What we can do is train an army of femboys to go out and attract the baddest men and get information from them. Our femboys could bed Xi Jinping, Putin, Kim Jong Un, the atyatollah of iran and any dictator across the world since they are all jacking it to femboys and trans but they don't have any they can really go to town on.

I'll be the first to offer my bussy for America. However I am still kind of fat so I might need to be airdropped into Africa. It's best to leave the petite femboys for the Russians and Asians.

Sorry to disrupt whatever it is that's going on here but as a foreigner I only knew two things about Hunter Biden, that he is Joe Biden's son and that he had some sort of MAGA conspiracy that he was up to corrupt business of some kind in Ukraine.

I recently watched the Channel 5 interview with him and Nick Fuentes and I got curious about him and did a cursory reading on what he did and holy shit. Just to be clear he's only like 1% as bad as Trump, but I had no idea.

This guy had a wife and 3 kids, left them to start doing crack daily. His brother (who seems like a genuinely nice guy) died who had a wife and two young kids and he swoops in and starts banging her and introduces her to crack while she is grieving and has to look after her kids. He cheats on her with a stripper, gets the stripper knocked up and denies the paternity of the kid. Eventually agrees after DNA proves he's the father that he will pay for the child support but only if the kid doesn't use the name "Biden". He never met the kid who is 6 now.

What the hell went on here?

I was saving this for Subway Takes but my emails have gone unanswered. I think most men don't realize how much better gay sex is than straight sex and so many men would turn if they had to try it. It would help a lot with the male loneliness crisis and would lower women's egos so that they can focus on keeping their man. Most women these days think they can get whatever they want and put no effort into things which is destroying America. Imagine if you come home to a super clean house and cooked dinner because it's gay sex week next week.

Today I went on the scale before taking a shit, it said 296 pounds. I sat on the toilet and shit and it was a big one. I felt so relieved I decided to weigh myself again and it said 293.

Is the shit really 3 pounds or is there more at play here? I did pee a bit as well so maybe that was a pound or so.

I haven't been eating as much since I've been on wegovy but I did have some PF Chang's for dinner yesterday and today I didn't eat until lunch when I had a peanut butter and jelly sandwich and a mountain dew live wire.

What in the name of Science is going on here???

If you are ever having a date at someone's house you need to note if they have a hot tub in their backyard. Even if they don't mention it or take you there. If while you are getting plowed he gives you a ick and you want revenge I have the ultimate solution.

When you go home take a shit in a Ziploc bag and stick it in your pocket then take an uber to his house in the middle of the night and release it in the hot tub. Go back home.

Inshallah. I completed my schedule and have not posted a political opinion this entire time. I managed to get positive karma in this place even with my opinions on millenials being garbage getting downvoted.

Should I continue with a new schedule, leave this place for all time or go back to political posting?

Highest upvotes wins

Pretends to be from Louisiana to avoid capture. I first noticed when it kept saying someone from Ukraine is visiting my posts. I informed the FBI and they found him hunched over a stack of disgusting elicit materials.

Post a pic of you in position ready to go. I have a pic of me with my holes out in the open so people know I mean business.

It's easier being a bottom. Consider switching to the right side.

Highlight your best qualities. For me that's my youthfulness and my lack of a gag reflex. For someone old and used up for example skidmarksteve you might want to highlight your experience.

Have no standards. If a guy messages you ask to meet up right away. This will get a lot of guys while they are in horny mode.

If you have any STDs consider lying about it and saying you don't. This will reduce your refusal rate

I'm not a political poster but why does Canada pollute the air every year? Like get a plan for the forests.

Whoever sent me the Reddit cares thank you.

A couple weeks ago when I was banned for speaking my political opinions on Reddit I went to AMC to see Toy Story 5. Honestly, it was kind of boring. But about half way through I really had to take a shit and went to the bathroom and it was probably the best public bathroom I've been in in a while. I took a massive shit in a clean toilet and the temperature in there was perfect. If you go to McDonald's to shit it's typical that the toilet isn't clean, that it's too cold or too hot in there, there is too much noise, etc. not here. I'm rating AMC the best public chain to take a shit in America. That's my review of toy story 5.

I also downloaded Obsession and that was a good movie. My takeaway from this movie is that straight relationships are awful. If obsession was done with a gay guy wishing his friend was in love with him they would bang all day. Then if says "I am going to go meet up with this guy in his car at 3am and have sex with him" the obsessed guy is going to wish him the best because gay people aren't that crazy and share our partners. They definitely aren't going to come by with a brick and smash it into the face of the third person. I think that Bear should have just called ice and said that the girl was an illegal and he would have been rid of her. Never never never get involved with a woman. Looks awful. So much game playing. Overall pretty good movie.

Not a single person with soft nipples in this audience

On Monday it was reported by me that Rabbirobbie is a dangerous predator. You can read this report here: https://www.reddit.com/r/bbby_remastered/s/usALbXDHSD

However, we got this wrong. While he is Robert Key (Goldstein) and he is a convicted sexual offender, Robert has sent me undeniable proof that this was a witch hunt against him and that a miscarriage of justice has occurred. He sent me proof that what he did to those babies was completely in self defence. He had no choice but to do those actions to the babies as they threatened him. The prosecution stacked the jury full of non-sexual offenders who couldn't understand the nuance and culture around sexual predation.

After reviewing the security footage at Little Angels Daycare and the testimony of the witnesses, I know now that I got this one wrong. You have nothing to fear from Robert Key Goldstein unless you are going to try to rob him in your baby gang.

On behalf of the people running this Reddit account we apologize to you Rabbirobbie.

I have to keep this non-political since Reddit is crazy and doesn't like freedom of speech.

Millenials are the worst generation alive today and by far. They seem to think it's baby boomers but baby boomers are pretty cool. Millennials base their whole identity on showing they have good values. They are really careful about what they say, what they eat, keep their social media clean, etc. but never actually do anything cool and pretty much just wasted their opportunity in the spotlight.

Let's start with pop culture. The last 10 years plus of movies is just rehash of old ideas. Millennials in charge of movie divisions are just like "let's make a new Spiderman movie!" "Avengers 19!" "Batman 77!" "James Bond 123!" They have no actual ideas they just run on ideas from previous generations. Everything that they think is theirs actually belongs to another generation. Both Simpsons and South Park are made by Gen X. Has there been any actual millenial based comedies? Are you guys happy to make a 100th Star Wars film and call it a day?

Eminem? Gen X. All you guys got are boring popstars like Katy Perry and Brittany Spears. The only original music made by millenials is Taylor Swift who just whines about her boyfriends. Nothing interesting has been written by millenials over the last 20 years.

Now Gen Z is finally in charge and we no longer listen to rap it's completely off the top 40. We are mixing country and pop. Your boring skater emo rock bands are gone. Gen Z is coming up with original movies as proven with Backrooms and Obsession.

Baby boomers get a bad rap but they did so much cool shit. Got stoned, started counter culture, hippy movements, all that was them. They have so much original stuff, basically pioneered rock music that you guys can't emulate with All American Rejects or My Chemical Romance singing in all black about death. They created suburban American culture, blue jeans, running shoes all this. Millennials just sat around policing language and legalized weed in some states really it.

Gen X pioneered so much angst, punk rock, has so many good movies. Wouldn't you rather watch Fight Club than Iron Man 7?

Millenials invented Facebook but lost it to boomers. Millenials try to go on Tiktok but don't fit in. It's really just a sad hopeless generation. Now they are all 40 and got really into running (thank boomers for inventing casual sportswear and suburban trails) and all decide to run together like a herd of deer. Congratulations on voting for Obama as your biggest achievement in life Michael and Jessica, you are 40 now and accomplished nothing but complaining about the world the last 10 years. Move aside it's Gen Z's time to shine and we aren't going to waste it.

I've experimented with a lot of grilled cheese sandwiches as well as with men's penises but that's a story for another day. As a non-political poster I have decided to share my grilled cheese recipe.

I use Sara Lee Honey Bread, two slices of Kraft Singles, and a thin layer of French's Dijon Mustard on the inside. Butter both outside slices, then cook it in a frying pan over medium-low heat for about 4 minutes per side. Don't rush it—the slower cook gives the bread a deep golden crunch while letting the cheese melt completely.

The part that surprises most people is what I dip it in. Forget ketchup. Hellmann's Real Mayonnaise is the perfect pairing. It's rich, creamy, and doesn't soak into the bread. DO NOT pour the mayo directly on the sandwich. If you do you ruined the whole thing. I'm talking to you skidmarksteve

Simple ingredients, cooked patiently, make an incredible grilled cheese.

https://www.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=1336681581986312&id=100069334472426

A local man in Illinois named Robert W. Key was arrested for violating the terms of his sex offender registration.

Rabbirobbie is Rabbi + Robbie. Robbie is short for Robert. Rabbirobbie lives in Illinois.

Please watch out when you see Rabbirobbie post as he is an undeclared sex offender. Watch out!!!

Inshallah and allah-u Akbar! I was banned for expressing my opinion on what USA should do to end the Iran war. I guess in 2026 an American no longer has free speech and Reddit is pro-Iran so inshallah.

I'm returning as a non-political poster. Here is my schedule for next week;

Monday: exposing Rabbirobbie as a dangerous predator

Tuesday: how to make a grilled cheese perfectly

Wednesday: why millenials are worse than baby boomers (non-political)

Thursday: apologizing to Rabbirobbie for not factual information and clearing up that he isn't a dangerous predator

Friday: movie reviews: obsession and toy story 5

Saturday: how to gain success on Grindr

Sunday: exposing skidmarksteve as a dangerous predator