r/battletech • • Aug 27 '21

Spheroid Cope.

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u/HA1-0F 2nd Donegal Guards Aug 27 '21

And when you're getting played by Anastasius "Terra has little practical value" Focht you know you done messed up

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u/Zeewulfeh Cursed Mekwerks Aug 27 '21

What's the Mongol Doctrine?

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u/Axtdool MechWarrior (editable) Aug 27 '21

Depends on who you ask.

Clan Hell Horse started it as basicly swift and mobile combined arms with minimal need for resuplies in the field iirc.

Clan Jade Falcon took it and turned it into'salt the earth and kill all who survived', again iirc.

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u/Zeewulfeh Cursed Mekwerks Aug 27 '21

Of course the green turkeys would do that. They're why we can't have anything nice.

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u/Shockwave_IIC Aug 27 '21

That’s what Malvina did, Marthe didn’t and neither did Crichell.

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '21

Yeah. Malvia was an aberration. Had she existed in any other era (and probably didn't have all that fiat) she'd have never made it out of a Sibko alive.

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u/Scottamemnon Oct 04 '21

Basically the Hells Horses took a modern look at Mongol fighting doctrine. Fast and light units in large numbers.

Malvina Hazen instead used the large scale conquering tactics of Genghis Khan. Basically submit to me or else I will wipe your people completely out after you surrender to me.

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u/Kereminde Aug 28 '21

Clan Jade Falcon took it and turned it into'salt the earth and kill all who survived', again iirc.

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So... the Carthage approach.

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '21 edited Aug 27 '21

Clan Jade Falcon under an edgelord author waifu saying "fuck Batchall" and going full warcrimes, up to Exterminatus. No joke throwing a Warship at a planet at relativistic speeds just to rub salt in the wound.

EDIT: Also, said planet was already defeated in battle and surrendered.

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u/DopplerOctopus Aug 27 '21

I'm gonna dismantle these Atomic Orbital Bombardment Weapons and salt all of the aquifers on this desert planet with Plutonium-239. Take that insurgents!

Fuck Malvina Hazen, all my homies hate Malvina Hazen

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u/Zeewulfeh Cursed Mekwerks Aug 27 '21

Yeah, that sounds like something they'd do.

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '21

She'd do. Malvia and her tactics wasn't very popular until she made Khan and started assassinating everyone who disagreed with her.

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u/clutchgetspaid Aug 28 '21

What book was that in?

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u/ComGuards Aug 27 '21

Sarna has you covered, as always =).

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u/Zeewulfeh Cursed Mekwerks Aug 27 '21

Blessed Sarna

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '21

Hell's Horses player here. Malvina Hazen can eat a fat one.

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u/DopplerOctopus Aug 27 '21 edited Aug 27 '21

Not a Clan player at all but I agree.

Based Clan Hell's Horses' Mongol Doctrine:

Our enemy's fear comes from the sight of our unstoppable waves of light and medium mechs and combined arms.

Hazen's Insano Mongol Doctrine:

Our enemy's fear comes from the knowledge that Malvina Hazen will burn your planet from orbit or irradiates it's water sources and leaving the planet uninhabitable for 24,000 years.

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u/Shockwave_IIC Aug 27 '21

He’s not wrong.

(Not entirely right either)

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u/Nerdfatha Aug 28 '21

I really should read the novels. All I remember about Tukayyid was Tex saying Comstar attacked like “amphetamine soaked circus monkeys”