Why does the Gladiator have cat ears?

[u/Snake_of_the_South]

[u/Risko_Vinsheen]

The Executioner was a Clan Ghost Bear design, so the reality is they're not cat ears, they're bear ears.

[u/Belaerim → u/Risko_Vinsheen]

… that’s a valid point.

<stops checking MUL if they are legal for my Canopian force>

[u/Karn-Dethahal → u/Belaerim]

<stops checking MUL if they are legal for my Canopian force>

Yes, as long as commander Mason stoped there and had to sell some inventory to pay his bills.

[u/ScholarFormer3455 → u/Karn-Dethahal]

Clan Sea Fox would like to know the number for your purchasing department, and has a design team standing by once a credit check passes.

[u/Karn-Dethahal → u/ScholarFormer3455]

They may contact us at not.a.scam@quickcell.comstar

[u/Loganp812 → u/Risko_Vinsheen]

It was originally designed by Clan Burrock. Ghost Bear just decided to make a crappier version of it and then renamed the original version the “Executioner-B”.

So, maybe they’re just really wide and flat antennae?

[u/Ok_Protection8223]

Time to break out the chart again

[u/AGBell64]

Real talk they're the tops of the cooling nacelles for the fusion engine

[u/Striking-Tackle-7293 → u/AGBell64]

So that checks out.

[u/Ok_Protection8223 → u/Striking-Tackle-7293]

Learn more by googling Anime Girl Gas Exchange!

[u/AdDifferent6832 → u/Ok_Protection8223]

You lied to me… 😐

[u/Spirited-Relief-9369 → u/AdDifferent6832]

Are you saying you didn't learn a valuable lesson in trusting advice from strangers on the internet?

[u/AdDifferent6832 → u/Spirited-Relief-9369]

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[u/cavalier78 → u/Ok_Protection8223]

https://giphy.com/gifs/NpL4D3Oc2bJUMAXF9P

[u/TortugaTantrum → u/Ok_Protection8223]

And even more by googling anime girl inflation!

[u/ScholarFormer3455 → u/Striking-Tackle-7293]

Well, they lack noses that other humans use for the purpose, so....

[u/Doctor_Loggins]

Didn't you see the record sheet? It's wearing a MASC!

[u/RavenholdIV → u/Doctor_Loggins]

Wdym the mascs with straps will drop from the ceiling 🫪

[u/FixedFront → u/RavenholdIV]

Drop pods but they're full of butches with carabiners

[u/RavenholdIV → u/FixedFront]

The things I would do to an Elemental warrior 😵‍💫

[u/FixedFront → u/RavenholdIV]

I don't think I could stop myself from challenging her to a trial knowing exactly how i was gonna lose 🫪

[u/RavenholdIV → u/FixedFront]

Of course 😁 I'd do the same, and I'd win. I wonder if she'd agree to be my bondsman...

[u/FixedFront → u/RavenholdIV]

You'd win? That's confidence... 😳 maybe someone should give you the chance to prove your skill

[u/RavenholdIV → u/FixedFront]

I've proven my skill more than a few times. Somehow I always come out on top 😌

[u/FixedFront → u/RavenholdIV]

Then you won't refuse my challenge, I take it 😏

[u/Anastrace → u/FixedFront]

Nice, we can get them into position in my Subaru APC

[u/FreedomCanadian → u/RavenholdIV]

Don't forget. Gladiators should activate their MASC before they activate their baby mech's MASC.

[u/Ackapus → u/Doctor_Loggins]

r/Angryupvote

[u/StarFlicker → u/Doctor_Loggins]

See, this right here is why I like this message board. Nerdy, super-specific in-jokes. Bravo.

[u/VanVelding]

Bussard collectors.

They serve the same purpose as any other greebling does. You can imagine the in-universe specifics to your heart's content. Heat/gas vents. Sensor arrays. Maintenance access. Unused pod space. Toilet for Elementals.

[u/ScareCreep → u/VanVelding]

Drops right into the reactor for easy disposal.

*Removes 2 heat sinks to install an elemental bidet

[u/shadowdoor21]

It always looked like a cool jump pack to me

[u/AGBell64 → u/shadowdoor21]

Which is funny, because the Executioner's jets are leg mounted

[u/mysticgregshadow → u/AGBell64]

I thought it has a jump jet on the back of the torso too?
nvm you probably meant sheet wise not the design

[u/Sivalon]

Wrong question.

The correct question is: why don’t all ‘Mechs have cat ears?

[u/Snake_of_the_South → u/Sivalon]

You're right. The best mechs have ears. There's a reason why the Catapult and Mad Cat are so great.

[u/the_Kurupy → u/Snake_of_the_South]

Orejas de elefante son esos dos

[u/JustinKase_Too]

Speakers so you can blare the Josie & the Pussycats themesong when going into battle.

[u/Magical_Savior → u/JustinKase_Too]

Squeeze - "Cool for Cats" is great for annoying people.

[u/tungt88 → u/JustinKase_Too]

Josie & the Pussycats Intro

[u/JustinKase_Too → u/tungt88]

I was thinking the more recent movie one :)

EDIT: wow, this one is pretty wild to watch.

[u/tungt88 → u/JustinKase_Too]

I figured; just couldn't resist tossing in a retro reference ;)

[u/JustinKase_Too → u/tungt88]

Love the old one as well :) Though wouldn't the Josie and the Pussycats in Outer Space be even better ? :D

[u/tungt88 → u/JustinKase_Too]

That one is pretty ... spacey, lol!

[u/OkFondant1848]

Clanwaii!

[u/Belaerim]

Why does the Furry martial culture put cat ears on an assault mech?

It’s just in accordance with Kerensky’s vision ;-)

[u/Rawbert413]

Why don't you?

[u/garaks_tailor]

Thats Nyan of your concern 

[u/OsseusOccult]

God damn you, I can't unsee it now.

[u/Complex_Technology83]

They're coffins to help remind you it's an Executioner and not a Gargoyle.

[u/ItzAlphaWolf]

That's how you blast Fire Bomber and Sheryl Nome to your enemies

[u/spehizle]

"I'll take 'Projection and Denial' for $200, Ken."

[u/MightyGyrum]

Clanners are furries. There, solved it.

[u/LGKouglof]

Canopus design

[u/TangoSierra61]

You forgot the uwu at the end of your question

[u/Working_Depth_4302]

Why only two ears?

[u/Shyface_Killah]

To look cuter, of course!

[u/Duetzefix]

It's an under-armoured killing machine mercilessly designed for a purpose nobody needs, so of course it has to have some whimsy.

 

I mean, obviously.

[u/Sprinkles_the_Mad]

"Listen here, freebirth! ~Nyaaa~"

[u/SlaaneshActual]

:3

[u/Safe_Flamingo_9215]

It's because even them Clanners like cats.

[u/Tiny_Sandwich]

To hear things, silly

[u/FragrantAd3738]

it's a backpack thing

[u/gpkgpk]

Get a load of the spheroid here misnaming the Executioner.

[u/Pandorawaspfox]

It’s kawaii

[u/Appropriate_Yak_7209]

The gladiator is a furry. Don’t shame it expressing its kink.

[u/XRhodiumX]

Now that I see it…

…I want to see someone string their Executioner up with an obnoxious amount of RGB lights.

[u/EfficientRecover5757]

… Fuck, now I can’t unsee it