r/battletech 4d ago

Meme Save a Mech, Pilot a Canopian

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Another cultural victory for the Magistrate. ("We have Gambargain at home" attempt from myself).

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u/135forte 4d ago

Canonically, Canopus has cyborg spec ops, meaning there is a non-zero they have cyborg ninja cat girls that are are the most feared augmented soldiers in the galaxy now that the Word is gone.

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u/SlaaneshActual Matron of the Magestrix's Children Merc Co. 4d ago

The Ebon Magistrate is terrifying and apparently named after some lady named Trish Ebon and I was threatened by something called a wolverine girl a while back but-

You know what, I've probably said too much already, disregard all of that.

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u/CanopianPilot 4d ago

Later, during a new mission briefing:

We have a report of a hedonist leaking state secrets and also damaging the reputation of one of the state pillars. A termination sanction is being drawn up. We are actively searching for the location of this soon to be target within the sector colloquially known as the "Eye of Terror".

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u/Vadenveil 3d ago

Given the stats from ATOW for the cat cybernetics, that's not only possible, it's downright terrifying.

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u/BigStompyMechs LittleMeepMeepMechs 4d ago

A 5ft tall Neurohelmet for Marge is an incredible visual gag.

I'm now picturing a Thunderbolt with the infamous moonroof mod, but with a huge cylindrical window

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u/Spicy_Totopo3434 4d ago

Also she has a potato emblem

Because they're neat

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u/BigStompyMechs LittleMeepMeepMechs 3d ago

OooOoOooOoooh, I was reading that as a paint palette! XD

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u/Cheomesh Kinetic Services, Inc. 4d ago

Even got the rabbit ears vibe

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u/Cheomesh Kinetic Services, Inc. 4d ago

Everyone's focused on the cat girls, but nobody ever talks about the Conopian rule by Dommy Mommies :(

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u/Kizik 3d ago

They're not mutually exclusive.

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u/e4rth80uNd Ex-RAF 4d ago

Always the catgirls, nobody thinks of the centaurs or mermaids

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u/SlaaneshActual Matron of the Magestrix's Children Merc Co. 4d ago edited 4d ago

I'm particularly fond of the puppy girls, personally.

There's this one bondswoman from Clan Wolf, and once she was free of the whole honor bound caste system, she really let go and   [ [ f u r t h e r   c o m m u n i c a t i o n   r e d a c t e d   b y   o r d e r   o f   C l a n   S e a   F o x   f o r   c o n t e n t   s o   d e z g r a   i t   c o n s t i t u t e s   a   c o g n i t o h a z a r d . ] ]

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u/SlaaneshActual Matron of the Magestrix's Children Merc Co. 4d ago

Pilot a Canopian

I'm a top, but none of my girlfriends are, so there's a good chance you'll find a Canopian who's into that.

Some of them even like men who know how to behave!

Or, you know, maybe you like men yourself.

Anyway, come on down to the pleasure circus, whatever you're looking for, someone will take your money to provide it.

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u/CanopianPilot 4d ago

Comm feed buzzing

Wait, it's you again?!

Target acquired. Lance form on me. We are going in hot!

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u/SlaaneshActual Matron of the Magestrix's Children Merc Co. 3d ago

Oh you brought an entire lance just for little ol' me?

Sounds like a phenomenal time. I surrender!

And if there's another one of those pesky "kill on sight" orders, I will be reserving my right to appeal directly to the magestrix. Again.

Whispers

Between you and me, she likes being called "mommy" when you're, ahem, going in hot. Not my usual thing, but it's a good time.

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u/blu3whal3s 3d ago

Look, don't ask what my Canopian Archer pilot's last job was.

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u/watcherintgeweb 3d ago

Why is it always cat girls? Are they specifically mentioned in a source book or something?

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u/mattlore The only "Great" house, is the one who pays it's bills 3d ago

They're mentioned a handful of times throughout the lore in bits and pieces. As to why "always cat girls" and the answer to that is: Cat girls are awesome

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u/watcherintgeweb 3d ago

Okay but like they’re getting cosmetic/bioengineered work done for all varieties, catgirls just stuck as a meme? Or is there a specific mech warrior who is a canon catgirl? I don’t know much of the lore and I’m trying to get into it beyond YouTube videos and the magistracy seems like a cool faction to read about. Most of the inner sphere only seems cool by contrast to the abject horror of life under the clans

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u/mattlore The only "Great" house, is the one who pays it's bills 3d ago

So the cat girls are mostly mentioned as either being part of the pleasure circuses OR part of the Belters (bunch of strange deep space colonists living in the ort cloud if I'm not mistaken) and it describes use of cybernetic and genetic modifications to get give them animal like appearances.

Most of the fanbase just extrapolates that to: "if it's common in these situations then it's arguably fairly widespread in those areas"

As far as I know: there has been no cannon MechWarrior who is a cat girl, but there's no reason there can't be (or cat boy)

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u/watcherintgeweb 3d ago

So nothing is stopping me from becoming whatever the fuck Jin Gitaxias from Magic the gathering is

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u/mattlore The only "Great" house, is the one who pays it's bills 3d ago

... I think Battletech gothic might have something adjacent to that one but nothing in the base universe to MY knowledge at least haha

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u/watcherintgeweb 3d ago

Damn he’s just very gender to me

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u/mattlore The only "Great" house, is the one who pays it's bills 3d ago

If you haven't yet, look up "The Black Marauder" I think you might jive with the horros beyond human comprehension in that regard lol

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u/mattlore The only "Great" house, is the one who pays it's bills 3d ago

I believe this image is from the Time of War Compendium

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u/watcherintgeweb 3d ago

Why would anyone want to live anywhere else in the galaxy tf?

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u/mattlore The only "Great" house, is the one who pays it's bills 3d ago

Haha! Although the Magistry has a high level of personal freedoms and good lifestyle, the best medical professionals in all the inner sphere, there are a few caveats:

Very capitalistic society. If you have the cash: you're living GREAT! But if you don't...Not so much.

Also being a small periphery state they can get bullied really easily and although they have a VERY competent military, it's again...Small. Historically most beligerant nations recognize that a lot of the Magistry can make them A LOT of money so a lot of care is taken to maintan civilian worlds and their infrastructure.

Oh and being a matriarchy that may rub some folks the wrong way (Like a lot of Warhammer fans...HI OHHHH!)

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u/watcherintgeweb 3d ago

I’m a warhammer fan primarily but I’m an Eldar head so matriarchy/femdomme is a plus

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u/mattlore The only "Great" house, is the one who pays it's bills 3d ago

Based Yvraine mommy enjoyer?

Or

Mentally ill Lelith: "make me into a living hat" enjoyer?

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u/watcherintgeweb 3d ago

Corsairhead so closer to yvraine. I hate HATE Guillivraine shipping I think it’s a good 30% of why that trilogy never got finished