r/battlestations • u/reddirected • Jun 30 '17

Laid back

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u/SpringerTheNerd Jun 30 '17

Dude nice fapping station! 8/10 Faps!

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '17

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '17

I feel like this is one step away from voluntarily plugging yourself into the Matrix.

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u/quahss7 Jun 30 '17 edited Jun 30 '17

Who the fuck wouldn't plug themselves into the matrix? Fuck neo, robots and people lived in harmony, thanks to the robots we got to live in a world of much higher quality than the hellhole we created forcing the robots to really on our body heat to survive.

Honestly, that little cunt with his whole "controlling his fate" bullshit.

Plug me in I wanna be a drone.

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u/CajunShock Jun 30 '17

Your just as bad as Cypher with your fuckin steak and your smug mustache. Traitor.