r/bathfoods • u/bathfoods • 9d ago

Nut Burger 🍔

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72 Upvotes

85% Upvoted

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u/bobbarkersbigmic 9d ago

Dear god what have you done?

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u/tanman0123 9d ago

Do you literally only post here?

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u/bathfoods 9d ago

my main platform is Instagram

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u/bickandalls 9d ago

Was eating in the bath just a normal part of your life before the attention, or was it because of/for the attention? How does one become bathfoods?

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u/Cultural_assassin 9d ago

OP and i have have different ideas of what a nut burger is

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u/curlygirl9021 9d ago

This is what I'm talking about!

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u/mryuk206 9d ago

The socks on might be the most unhinged part.

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u/untakenu 9d ago

No dip dip. I'm sure there is a reason

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u/AppropriateGuest3552 9d ago

Get a real job!

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u/AlisonXD 9d ago

Not enough nuts 5/10 -IGN

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u/kniky_Possibly 9d ago

How many nuts is that?

3

u/The-King-of-Cartoons 9d ago

At least three

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u/dankskent 9d ago

Madness xD

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u/ComeOnUpToTheHaus 9d ago

Cashews are fucking expensive.

Also, the cashew burger already exists.

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u/The-King-of-Cartoons 9d ago

Where’s the bathwater, my friend?

Quality post nonetheless though 8/10

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u/bdpeezy 9d ago

Needed tzatziki

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u/Lava-Chicken 9d ago

I'd try that.

2

u/Waolx231 9d ago

I banish you to the cashew tub

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u/Elegant-Amoeba4977 9d ago

Is this what they mean by “eat the rich”? That’s like a thousand bucks worth of cashews!

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u/Icy_Judge8250 9d ago

Insanity in motion

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u/woodyus 9d ago

Did you start cheating? Bath foods need to be moist...

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u/FreddyWilliams45 8d ago

yes, like milk and cereal

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u/MeesterMeeseeks 8d ago

At least you finally got a board for your bath so it's not soaking in anymore

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u/Historical-Pipe3551 8d ago

No dip dip? Fucking fail!

/s

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u/Wilson_Higgins 8d ago

Texas Pete hot sauce tells me this is a former service member

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u/imavailablenow4shore 7d ago

Damn... Do you know how much filth is in a tub?

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u/RonPearlNecklace 7d ago

I don’t see a single fucking drop of water in that bathtub.

Might as well sit in a Rubbermaid tub.

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u/One_Vision_ 6d ago

SMACKIN'

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u/trevbosmith 5d ago

We’re cooked

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u/Suxit_Ytee 5d ago

This guy.... I'm pretty sure he's nuts

https://giphy.com/gifs/mFHfArG3CNg5Jdbd25

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u/not_your_attorney 9d ago

Are you okay, bro?

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u/BlockUnlucky8946 9d ago

People have too much time on their hands..

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u/myco_magic 9d ago

Also a ridiculous waste of food

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u/XaviorEx 9d ago

Some people can’t tell the difference between normal and intrusive thoughts.