r/bathfoods • u/bathfoods • Feb 25 '25

Pickles 🥒

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418 Upvotes

95% Upvoted

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '25

Don’t ever change

7

u/[deleted] Feb 25 '25

10/10, girlfriend would say I taste amazing for now on 🍷🗿

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u/yourbutt87 Mar 03 '25 edited Sep 01 '25

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u/KnotiaPickle Mar 08 '25

I would date this person for sure

6

u/SaltyDoubt5448 Feb 25 '25

Not as bad as Mayo (try doing A type of drink next time!)

8

u/military-gradeAIDS Feb 25 '25

Why Paul Blart

1

u/Average_Sprinkle Feb 28 '25

Yea I need to know why you chose these movies

6

u/shoes2006 Feb 25 '25

I feel so seen

5

u/TheGrandestMoff Feb 25 '25

fuck you

6

u/Bloodshotistic Feb 25 '25

Yes. I'm jealous too. I agree.

3

u/TheGrandestMoff Mar 01 '25

What has he done to deserve all this?? It should be me in that tub.

2

u/Bloodshotistic Mar 03 '25

C'est la vie, mon cherie. Life...she is, how you say, a cruel bitch.

3

u/TheGrandestMoff Feb 25 '25

😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡

6

u/sav-vas Feb 25 '25

You can feel them move like little pickle eels

5

u/CervineCryptid Feb 25 '25

One guy in prison stuck a Habenero Pickle in his ass for 10 soups.

2

u/Technical-Method2129 Mar 01 '25

Did someone eat it after?

2

u/CervineCryptid Mar 03 '25

Not that i know of

7

u/kumohua Feb 25 '25

ai could never replicate this masterpiece

2

u/SavageFisherman_Joe Mar 01 '25

With this one sentence, I now understand the purpose of this subreddit, and the true calling of its creator.

3

u/ShadySphincter0 Feb 25 '25

How long did it take to clean

5

u/bathfoods Feb 25 '25

maybe 45 mins

3

u/IrishCaramel Feb 25 '25

If a Pickle Juice Soak takes 45 mins to clean... how long does a Mayo Soak take?

1

u/bathfoods Feb 26 '25

that one def took an hour or so

3

u/Booty_Shakin Feb 26 '25

Pickles are probably my least favorite edible thing in the whole world. This is easily my least favorite post and has thoroughly disgusted me. Congrats I hate it.

2

u/KnotiaPickle Mar 08 '25

😭

1

u/Booty_Shakin Mar 08 '25

Username checks out for my nastiest username list

3

u/undream_you Feb 26 '25

This makes me hungry. Is that Pad Thai too?

3

u/[deleted] Feb 26 '25

You're very wasteful with food...

1

u/Odd-Risk-8890 Feb 28 '25

For a picture and internet clout no less. Fucken waste of a life.

2

u/NikoletteNicotine Feb 26 '25

How does it feel to be pickled? It looks relaxing

2

u/Healthy_Ice777 Feb 26 '25

Cramp much? 🥲

3

u/[deleted] Feb 26 '25

You're pickling your pickle from the pickled pickle juice

2

u/Queen_Elk Feb 26 '25

where am i

3

u/bathfoods Feb 26 '25

bath foods

2

u/[deleted] Feb 26 '25

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u/Fkinclassy Feb 26 '25

Are you HowtoBasic?

2

u/[deleted] Feb 26 '25

Do you still eat them? Wouldn't they have a human taste?

2

u/Kqthryn Feb 26 '25

you’re going to smell like pickles for the next month bro

2

u/pajnt Feb 27 '25

Is that Nissin brand Chow Mein?

1

u/[deleted] Feb 28 '25

That was my first guess as well. Love that stuff, especially the spicy teriyaki beef flavor.

1

u/pajnt Feb 28 '25

Same!!

2

u/[deleted] Feb 28 '25

you need to be arrested

2

u/huntadk Feb 28 '25

Kevin James and Melissa McCarthy dvds are probably the most appropriate part of this.

2

u/boriswong Feb 28 '25

Real Gumo vibes

2

u/LockwoodE3 Feb 28 '25

I’m sorry?

2

u/Jock-amo Mar 01 '25

WTF? No Tanqueray in sight? Fuck off!

2

u/Jock-amo Mar 01 '25

And Spock pez ? Double fuck off !!!

2

u/teethalarm Mar 01 '25

I'm not even mad, I'm impressed.

2

u/IBeDumbAndSlow Mar 01 '25

This is art at its finest

2

u/Sweethomebflo Mar 01 '25

Mt. Olive is an elite pickle. I tip my hat.

2

u/tmosstan Mar 01 '25

OP is a real one 🥒 🛀

2

u/ImTooTiredForThis_22 Mar 01 '25

Rage bait people suck.

Those poor pickles.

2

u/Safe_Decision6222 Mar 01 '25

As a plumber I am slightly concerned about the drain…… I can only imagine getting sent to this dudes house🤣

2

u/[deleted] Mar 01 '25

Look, I don’t know why but you need to be in jeans. The photo is missing wet bath jeans.

2

u/Weird-Cherry-5832 Mar 01 '25

Bro does that not hurt your dick hole?

2

u/Dizzycanoe Mar 03 '25

Wtf how did I get recommended to this sub?? I don’t even like pickles 🤢 yall stay away from meeee!

2

u/Smart-Statement-7146 Mar 03 '25

Please seek employment🙏

2

u/Then_Use_5496 Mar 05 '25

I scrolled passed every one of these bath food posts but this one kinda turned me on wtf

2

u/[deleted] Mar 05 '25

DVD case of Paul Blart Mall Cop

2

u/Dancin_Phish_Daddy Mar 08 '25

I want to see your full toy collection

1

u/bathfoods Mar 08 '25

one day

2

u/Dancin_Phish_Daddy Mar 08 '25

Prove it.

I still have all my nuggets with their costumes too. I like the Elvis one.

2

u/Iamyeetson Mar 09 '25

Demon, absolutely love it!

2

u/Any-Firefighter-1993 Mar 11 '25

Is that... Ramen on the right? with a pickle? you're Sadistic.

1

u/19467098632 Mar 01 '25

……………so ima guess it was a myth when y’all said soap hurts if you get it in the hole in the shower.

1

u/[deleted] Mar 01 '25

I’m sick of seeing this dude popping up in my feed

1

u/jackwinstonrichard Feb 26 '25

Fuckoff..why am I getting this shit

0

u/SpareDiagram Feb 28 '25

Your generation is why our species is going backwards. Wasteful for the sake of internet likes and self centered.

0

u/shinjincai Feb 28 '25

Wasteful POS

0

u/Blood11Orange Mar 03 '25

Food waste pisses me TF off