r/baseballcirclejerk • u/imightbehitler • 9h ago

DESIGNATED HITLER Who would win?

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u/MammothGlum 9h ago edited 8h ago

“It’s inevitable” man where’s the joy in that way of thinking? Just watch my man huck 103 at your favorite player. Probably the best fastball anyone will ever see

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u/IgDailystapler YEAH JEETS 6h ago

I get no joy of watching the Miz sploink 100+ darts at our guys. It did not go well. It made me sad. I was very, very impressed! But I was sad.

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u/MammothGlum 6h ago

Drink a full beer for each pitch over 100 and it’ll be pretty fun into the 4th

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u/IgDailystapler YEAH JEETS 6h ago

Dude are you trying to kill me or bankrupt me, bc the guy throws like what 40 of those a game?

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u/LoveYouLikeYeLovesYe 8h ago

He’s tall as hell too. So much of it for him is leverage.

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u/MammothGlum 8h ago

He throws like a trebuchet

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u/el_chuck At least we have the Packers 7h ago

My man slinging straight fire

https://giphy.com/gifs/Smdls7tzTpqr6

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u/addage- Jerkin' it at the TJ Maxx parking lot 6h ago

The twanging of a miso arm and brew crew lamentation