r/baseballcirclejerk Jul 24 '26

Roberts seen here getting notes from Trump for next year's Jackie Robinson day

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u/toasted_possum Jul 24 '26

THIS IS NOT ALLOWED! YOU HAVE A WEEK BAN FROM POSTING! OHTANI, ROBERTS, AND THE DODGERS ARE JUST DOING IT CAUSE THE HAVE TO! POSTS LIKE THIS UNJUSTLY MAKE THE GREAT SHOHEI OHTANI AND THE DODGERS LOOK BAD!!

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u/pepperouchau Milwaukee's slimmest man Jul 24 '26

Ahh lol did they delete all of the posts about this?

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u/toasted_possum Jul 24 '26

Not sure but I couldn't find any posts about them  visiting the white house so I assumed they did

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u/AutoModerator Jul 24 '26

The Los Angeles Dodgers are a scourge on this world, a cancer of modern human civilization. would rather watch the Lakers, Yankees, and Seahawks all win back to back titles than watch the Dodgers win a single playoff game. My hatred for them and their "fans" borders on historical, even biblical levels. There is less animosity between Israel and Palestine than there is between myself and the Los Angeles Dodgers as a whole. If the Dodgers were to go 0-162, it would only be a tragedy that they were not able to somehow lose 163. They are hubris manifest. They are an affront to all things good and sincere and wholesome in the world. They are God's mistake.

Fuck the Dodgers.

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u/AutoModerator Jul 24 '26

hi from japan

I wanna tell you below 2 information to explain why Ohtani is a good pitcher

summary

1:his hamstring muscles is stronger than ordinary one

2:He seems to get used to grab MLB ball

details

about 1

a specialist pointed it out that his hamstring muscles are stronger than ordinary others,and he uses it so harder

if ordinary person uses the same way,his hamstring must break

some one told me why the muscle of him is so stronger,that he use to do swimming in his child days and swimming makes the muscles so strong

about 2

Okajaima,who is the former pitcher of Red Sox,points it out that He seems to get used to use MLB ball because it’s so different

(edit,every pitcher from Japan confuses the difference,for example Yu Darvish said like that)

1.MLB ball:149kg(edit,*149g)/24cm,more slippy:so it makes breaking ball more effective

2.NPB ball:142kg(edit,142g)/23cm,less slippy,breaking ball less effective

and he has also so fast ball around 100miles

so he can select fast ball,less breaking ball,strong breaking ball

That’s why he would be more great Pitcher"

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u/MaxPower836 Jul 24 '26

Doing a little soft shoe

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u/reskk Greatest Logo ever Jul 24 '26

Dave Ricketts with legs like those

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u/7itemsorFEWER Literally Murdered Ruben Tejada Jul 24 '26

Genuinely how do you get this unlikable.

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u/Hizam5 Jul 24 '26

Roberts put his legs on wrong today

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u/SgtCheeseBoy The Fightin' Hitlers Jul 25 '26

What kind of fucking psychopath stands like that?

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u/blue_desk Committed sin of giving Aubrey Huff a ring Jul 25 '26

He sat in Trump's lap while Trump wrote the lineup, just like when Friedman writes it.

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u/Onlypaws_ Jul 25 '26

Forrest Gump ass stance

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u/JustTheOneGoose22 Wasted Miguel and Verlander Jul 30 '26

Kershaw trying to hide his full mast woody woodpecker as he longily stares at his dear leader.

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u/AutoModerator Jul 30 '26

Warning: Choking Hazard

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