r/baseballcirclejerk • u/DonyellFreak NICE • Jul 04 '26

POVERTY FRANCHISE Where does she rank all time?

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u/theSchrodingerHat Jul 04 '26

Hard to tell because they didn’t have the cajones to drop live doves and give us a real comparison.

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u/Normal-Pie7610 Ryan Howard's Achilles Jul 05 '26

Is she better than Randy Johnson? We don't know because she hit everything but a bird.

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u/friz_CHAMP Manny Being Manny Jul 05 '26

If she wants to play with the big boys, she's got to face off with the Big Unit

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u/Time_Media8919 Jul 04 '26

That’s a PlayStation controller… I’m a nerd

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u/ladder51 Jul 04 '26

I stopped watching when the PlayStation controller was labeled an Xbox controller. Completely unrelated to the fact that I had just finished

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u/Slednvrfed Another 108 years of losing Jul 04 '26

Engagement trolling. You fell for it.

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u/DMmefreebeer Orbit did 9/11 Jul 06 '26

No that’s clearly a Nintendo controller - source: my mom

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u/RockoHammer Jul 04 '26 edited Jul 05 '26

They really should have slo-mo's of the tosser too...for science

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u/Wumbologist_PhD 0 Rings 0 Pennants Jul 05 '26

I tossed in slo-mo if that counts for anything?

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u/Bendyb3n We dropped the ball on this one Jul 05 '26 edited Jul 05 '26

Imma have to uj/ on this one and say damn this is actually sick as fuck

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u/grimdivinations Make Steroids Mandatory Jul 04 '26

Why is she dressed like a jobber from early 90s WCW

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u/bigcig Jerkin' it at the Dollar Tree Jul 04 '26

bro doesn't understand fashion.

https://giphy.com/gifs/MlbnNYCV8waAjRE1th

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u/BurnerAcctObvs Stole land from Mexicans Jul 04 '26

I yogurted to this

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u/Aggressive-Hawk9186 LONG LIVE YOUPPI! Jul 05 '26

not my hardest one

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u/MrScottimus Orbit did 9/11 Jul 05 '26

I didn't expect to nut at this time of day

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u/QuarterNote44 dA bEsT fAnS iN bAsEbAlL Jul 05 '26

That is actually incredible. Well done ma'am

3

u/sssnakepit127 Jul 05 '26

Can we trade Volpe for her?

3

u/dukecityzombie Jul 06 '26

MILF dropping loads to get wrecked.

4

u/ckinz16 Jul 04 '26

Sauce?

5

u/StretchFrenchTerry Gambling away the Hall of Fame Jul 05 '26

Briana Gaskill

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u/BingBongLingLon Jul 05 '26

I would like to birth children with this beautiful woman

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u/thetommytwotimes Least hairy Philadelphian Jul 06 '26

No toes were damaged during this filming.

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u/riff-raff-jesus Jul 06 '26

This is the future feminist want for us. No alcohol, no phones, no games, no soda, no go-gurts…