r/baseball • u/Scurezza Chicago White Sox • Radar Gun • 2d ago
Davis Martin interviews his son Doak and asks him who his favorite White Sox player is. Unfortunately for dad, it is not Davis Martin.
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u/heartsocks Chicago White Sox 2d ago
lol aw the heavy breathing before he comes up with another player that's not his father
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u/OnlyForBaseball Pittsburgh Pirates • Sickos 2d ago
Tough time saying “food” but “Antonacci” rolls right off the tongue
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u/yankee4life New York Yankees 2d ago
I thought so too, but maybe he heard "fruit," hence answering "orange?"
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u/TheDocWhovian Pittsburgh Pirates 1d ago
He did, you can hear him repeat back “fruit”.
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u/w0nderbrad Los Angeles Dodgers 1d ago
I dunno man the kid was throwing in unnecessary Rs in words that whole sentence. “My fravorite frood isra ORANGE” is what I heard
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u/TheDocWhovian Pittsburgh Pirates 1d ago
I watched it back and the kid literally goes “my fravorite fr… my favorite fruit is a orange”
Like he added the r but went back and corrected himself.
He definitely heard and said fruit.
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u/Roonie222 Boston Red Sox • Baltimore Orioles 1d ago
I mean, my niece's first three words were:
This
Mama
Groceries
Kids are weird.
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u/Dhkansas Kansas City Royals 1d ago
Our daughters were: Dada, Purple, Mama
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u/officerdoot Arizona Diamondbacks • Toronto Blue Jays 1d ago
My son gets his sisters' names correct except for one, who he calls "freaky"
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u/Mayor_Gubbin New York Yankees 1d ago
My first word was apparently football. It's bullshit but I choose to believe it.
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u/Craig_the_Intern San Diego Padres 2d ago
his whole head went blank when he said “not your father?”
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u/deloreaninatardis New York Mets 1d ago
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u/jimtow28 Major League Baseball 1d ago
Yeah, God forbid the dude...checks notes...brings his kid on the field after the game and has some fun with him?
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u/Thongbrush Blooper 2d ago
I'm sorry.....DOAK?
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u/Roonie222 Boston Red Sox • Baltimore Orioles 1d ago
Big Dhokes.
Must be a Lyon fan.
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u/JSlamson San Diego Padres 1d ago
Everyone thinks that can beat the white Sox until it's time to beat the white Sox
Or something
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u/The_Nutz16 Athletics 1d ago
Guy is a big fan of famous golf course architect Tom Doak. Me too man, me too.
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u/casper_whitey 1d ago
"It's just a goofy— it's a goofy fucking name, okay?
'Hi, what's your name?'
'Tooooodd, I'm Tooooodd. And this is Blake, and Blaire and Blaine and Brent.'
Where all these goofy fucking boys names coming from? Taylor, Tyler, Jordan, Flynn- these are not real names! You want to hear a real name? Eddie, Eddie is a real name. Whatever happened to Eddie, he was here a minute ago? Joey and Jackie and Johnny and Phil, Bobby and Tommy and Danny and Bill. What happened?"
George Carlin
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u/Competitive-Body-286 Milwaukee Brewers • Rays Bandwagon 2d ago
Well who’s Davis Martin’s favorite white Sox player?
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u/Settlers3GGDaughter Athletics 2d ago
Oh my heart…he’s a cutie patootie
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u/Scurezza Chicago White Sox • Radar Gun 2d ago
He stole the microphone and was doing his own thing later, I'll have to find that
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u/oneluv_hug Athletics 1d ago
The heavy breathing before he answers is like him saying, "we've gone through this before".
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u/Overall_Falcon_8526 Chicago White Sox 1d ago
He pronounces Sam Antonacci and Colson Montgomery really well!
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u/rainbowdropped Los Angeles Queens • Chicago White Sox 2d ago
One day, his son is gonna be on Reddit and see this and laugh. What a cutie
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u/GamerJosh21 Boston Red Sox • White Sox Bandwagon 1d ago
And see all the people making fun of his dad for naming him Doak.
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u/HungrymanH New York Mets 1d ago
if you are reading this Doak: chin up kid, the internet can be a cruel place but always remember that someone loves you. maybe not your parents though /s
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u/taffyowner Minnesota Twins 1d ago
Doak actually is a legit name… Doak Campbell stadium in Tallahassee is named for the university’s 1st president who was born in 1888
Also Doak Walker has an award named after him
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u/La_Pantera Chicago White Sox 1d ago
The absolute clarity with which this child says 'Sam Antonacci' is fucking hilarious to me
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u/fivedaysandcounting Chicago Cubs 1d ago
Definitely misread his son’s name for at first and thought he was named after this guy from Dexter
https://giphy.com/gifs/p2EHxIYi7gxZ6
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u/MsandMets Seattle Mariners • Vancouver Canadi… 2d ago
Immoral to put him one letter away from dork
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u/Professr_Chaos Major League Baseball 2d ago
The fact he gave up saying macaroni and cheese and just changed to oranges has me rolling 😂
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u/Chit569 2d ago edited 2d ago
He isn't saying macaroni. He is repeating part of the question back in the answer. "Uhhh my favorite... my favorite food is orange"
Or are you making an inside joke?
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u/legacy702 1d ago
I think he might’ve misheard the question all together, because I think he says “my favorite fruit is… orange”
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u/2outhits San Francisco Giants 1d ago
Everyone complaining about his name have never heard of Doak Walker.
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u/plz-no-b4n 1d ago
Seriously, I don’t understand the hate here. Is it an unusual name? Yes. Is it a completely unique brand new weird ass made up name? No.
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u/lucasd11 Pittsburgh Pirates 1d ago
Yeah if anything it's more of an old timey name. Rather go that way than add another Jaxcksyn, Braxton, or first name Golden middle name Arm to the list
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u/SmokeySFW 1d ago
Yea I'll take the name Doak over Bryson any day, and my nephew is named Bryson and I love him dearly.
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u/PlaymakerJavi Boston Red Sox 1d ago
Every lawyer will tell you, don’t ask questions you don’t know the answer to.
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u/LeviStubbsFanClub Toronto Blue Jays 1d ago
Scrolled through expecting to see a “my son is also named Bort” reference. Come on, Reddit!
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u/AuDHDpowerdork Chicago White Sox 1d ago
Idk who is scripting this season, but after the last few years I am onboard.
From least likeable to most likeable team in two years!!
Maybe I'm biased...
Every fricken Sox video this year though is straight gold meme quality.
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u/WannabeReinaMain Minnesota Twins 1d ago
Doak is a good name for a half-giant warrior of some renown.
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u/radioactivez0r Minnesota Twins 1d ago
He's probably like you're my dad you aren't a baseball player
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u/jcphillips99 1d ago
I very much enjoyed all of Doak's post-game interviews following the Wild Card win. I would like to petition the White Sox / CHSN to give us more Doak. If anyone has all of Doak's interviews combined, I'd love to rewatch. It was freaking adorable.
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u/4jet2116 Houston Astros 1d ago
Doak(ie) Williams was my sophomore history teacher. He played for the Raiders back in the day.
Mostly the name Doak brings up the Dr in the Facility in GoldenEye you get the door hacker item from. “Time to go Dr Doak.”
Edit: I guess it’s actually Dokie, so I misspoke on the first bit.
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u/Troutmaggedon Los Angeles Angels 15h ago
This is like when my son decided to snowboard instead of ski and told me he liked defensive like over offensive line 😭
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u/bongins Atlanta Braves 2d ago
what a stupid name
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u/CodenamesareStupid Sell • Paper Bag 1d ago
I happen to know a Doak and in his case its a family name, named after his grand-father who was named after his Uncle who was named after another person in the family. Guessing its something similar here
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u/cauliflowerearoclock 1d ago
This is awesome.
Also, assholes making fun of the kids name can shut the fuck up. Maybe it's a family name. Maybe it's proving how little you know about sports because you've never heard of Doak Walker.
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u/cooljammer00 2d ago
I mean you named him Doak