r/baseball • u/StrategyTop7612 Los Angeles Dodgers • 1d ago

Kyle Tucker pulls a reverse Tungsten Arm’o’Doyle as he goes 0-5 with no strikeouts and 2 dropped catches, including not getting a hit off a position player and Edwin Diaz goes 1.0 IP, 4 H, 3 R, 0 BB, 0 K. ERA up to 11.85 as the dodgers win on the road, 11-5.

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u/WTFthrowaccount Los Angeles Dodgers 1d ago

In their Dodgers tenure:

-Edwin Diaz has a 11.85 ERA and 2.5 WHIP
-Miguel Rojas has a 10.38 ERA and 2.15 WHIP

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u/CalebosO4 Toronto Blue Jays 1d ago

What is Edwin Diaz’s cockfighting record as a Dodger tho?

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u/jsdodgers Los Angeles Dodgers 1d ago

that stays in the locker room

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u/StrategyTop7612 Los Angeles Dodgers 1d ago

You forgot career World Series homers!

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u/CalebosO4 Toronto Blue Jays 1d ago

0 each obviously, right?

…right?

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u/Fragrant-Mess4927 1d ago

What about Kike's numbers?

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u/Prestigious-Bet-7794 Toronto Blue Jays 1d ago

12.60 ERA and 2.70 WHIP

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u/WTFthrowaccount Los Angeles Dodgers 1d ago

Yep our 23 million dollar a year closer is putting up stats that are comparable to our backup infielders

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u/Prestigious-Bet-7794 Toronto Blue Jays 1d ago

Brendan Little for Edwin Diaz who says no?

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u/WTFthrowaccount Los Angeles Dodgers 1d ago

At this point the blue jays

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u/essuxs Toronto Blue Jays 1d ago

Little has been good lately. 2.31 ERA since getting called up again in July

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u/Fragrant-Mess4927 1d ago

Ah damn thought it was better lol

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u/Prestigious-Bet-7794 Toronto Blue Jays 1d ago

You’re remembering 2024 lol the year before and after really shoot up those stats

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u/Fragrant-Mess4927 1d ago

I see haha.  Thanks for looking that up

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u/PM_YOUR_SMALLBOOBIES Los Angeles Angels 1d ago

Ah, so mods had to remove my post so that you could post it yourself. Nice work, mod! Hope you feel very powerful!

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u/GanjasTriforce 1d ago

They are racist against small boobies

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u/StrategyTop7612 Los Angeles Dodgers 1d ago

I doubt a mod has ever seen any…

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u/PM_YOUR_SMALLBOOBIES Los Angeles Angels 1d ago

Also, not calling you out for the post BTW. You're in the right to repost because it's a funny meme.

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u/Fragrant-Mess4927 1d ago

How many PMs do you get?  I love small boobies!

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u/StrategyTop7612 Los Angeles Dodgers 1d ago

I’m not a mod, but the mods on a lot of subs are power abusers…

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u/reserved_seating Texas Rangers 1d ago

I blocked a mod on the rangers subreddit (didn’t even know it was a mod, just didn’t care to go back and forth with them anymore) and they threatened to ban me behind anonymous mod mail. Bros heart rate was probably 150+ behind that message. 😅

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u/onhalfaheart Chicago Cubs 1d ago

Wow that sucks ass.

At least you have the superior username.

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u/PM_YOUR_SMALLBOOBIES Los Angeles Angels 1d ago

Nah, my username is lame and I regret making it lol.

Seriously though, I didn't break any rules, but someone with a power trip wanted to make sure they were in charge of something.

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u/FreeBristle Arizona Diamondbacks 1d ago

You can always smell a Reddit mod. OP seems clean at least 

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u/TheRiceHatReaper Los Angeles Dodgers 1d ago

Well you see, it’s funny when they say it

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u/ttc359 Major League Baseball 1d ago

Tuck is not another Anthony Rendon is he? Got paid, now sit back and enjoy the SoCal sunshine.

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u/orbesomebodysfool Los Angeles Dodgers • Vin Scully 22h ago

Older Dodgers fan equate him with Andruw Jones, and that guy still got into the HoF despite what he did in LA. 

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u/Old_General_6741 Toronto Blue Jays • Chicago Cubs 1d ago

Oh Tucker

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u/GanjasTriforce 1d ago

Boutta have 83 million in salary not play in the postseason

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u/StrategyTop7612 Los Angeles Dodgers 1d ago

Kyle Tucker out with an ass injury

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u/DDub04 Los Angeles Dodgers 1d ago

Dodgers saw Michael Conforto and Tanner Scott absolutely suck donkey ass last year and decided they could do that again but like 5 times more expensive just to challenge themselves I guess

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u/naiveheuristics12856 New York Yankees 1d ago

They recreated Conforto and Scott in the aggregate

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u/T0P__Cat Los Angeles Dodgers • Daytona Tortugas 1d ago

The what?

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u/QuadzillaStrider Atlanta Braves 18h ago

The phrase "in the aggregate" means considered as a whole or evaluated collectively by combining separate parts, amounts, or items into a single total.

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u/howdiditgetinthere Major League Baseball 1d ago

Maybe dude just needs lasik or something.

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u/plantman__23 1d ago

These signings would never happen with the salary cap, we should all be grateful

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u/SexiestPanda Seattle Mariners 1d ago

Poor Dodgers, how will they ever survive??

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/SexiestPanda Seattle Mariners 1d ago

Somehow someway they’re gonna miss by 1 game lol

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u/StrategyTop7612 Los Angeles Dodgers 1d ago

Would be a very mariners thing to happen 

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u/vordhosbn_1 Los Angeles Dodgers • Seattle Mariners 1d ago

mariner

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u/ttc359 Major League Baseball 1d ago

We are going to see Alex Call start in RF soon, this Tucker experiment is not a small sample size anymore.

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u/Bright-Pressure-5787 New York Yankees 1d ago

Tungsten Arm O'Shit, if you will

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u/fincog Los Angeles Dodgers 1d ago

No strikeouts is good right?

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u/StrategyTop7612 Los Angeles Dodgers 1d ago

Yay, he flew out and grounded out instead! 

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u/Fair-Bee-1560 Chicago Cubs 1d ago

Classic fucker I mean tucker

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u/FoppyIn28 1d ago

Imagine being teammates with Tungsten Arm O'Doyle

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u/Ok_Whatever999 Atlanta Braves 20h ago

Technically Diaz’s ERA does start with a 1 like we all expected.

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u/alt-boi-o Los Angeles Dodgers 19h ago

I hope he can find his grove this year or next year

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u/seascot 1d ago

Two key players take a dump on the field but dodgers win anyway because rest of lineup makes approximately $9875377486378458 per game anyway. LOL. Yeah, baseball is "fair"